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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

mike12345 posted:

challenge for this thread: find all the crap pictured on aliexpress.

So a Xioami, a laser, a monocular, a voltmeter, a stungun, an electronic lockpick, a shotgun mic, and wrenches.

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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

queserasera posted:

Still got about a dozen envelopes left so shoot me a PM if you want twelve free stickers.

Thanks for the stickers, good goon. I like the smoking nun and the bananknife. You helped make our filing cabinet 200% less professional. A++ would get free things from again.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!



Metal... gear?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Cumslut1895 posted:

use a screwdriver and a rock...

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!




EDIT:

moller fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 8, 2017

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Choco1980 posted:

Holy poo poo that shirt.

I love the little skeleton going for a walk in the woods.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!




JOYDU Runway Designer Wool Sweater Women 2017 Fall Winter Fashion Pullovers Female 4 Tiger Head Bees UFO Sequins Knitwear Jumper

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

flashy_mcflash posted:

Those fish slippers look uncomfortable but I need them right now please

e: $25 seems high but gently caress it
New Arrival Personality Fish Design Summer Shoes Men Sandals Open Toe Comfortable Slippers Mens Flip Flops

http://s.aliexpress.com/VfuqAn2Y

I saw what appeared to be the same fish slippers for as low as $17 and as high as $40, just searching for "fish slippers"

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


$10 to feign sympathy.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

bigfatdynamo posted:

my very cool business partner is from shanghai and he brought me back home this real weird amulet from his last trip to china and i was extremely confused until i realised it's a lil dealie to hang your purse off a table and that i'd bought the exact one years ago for my mam off aliexpress and it came in the same mysterious velvet pouch

: ) he is cool and thoughtful

As much as I appreciate your partner's thoughtfulness, this was a disappointing ending for a story that begins with a person receiving a mysterious asian amulet.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


moller fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Nov 7, 2017

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

I think that's actually intended to be used to stab people in the brain, throat, etc. That's why it's "tactical."

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I was always wondering what a jelly baby was.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

value-brand cereal posted:

I bought this on December 20th: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Plu...2714447292.html
It arrived today!! She's the gray version. SHE SO SOFT AND SMOOTH IN EVERY DIRECTION I PET, JUST LIKE A REAL SHARK. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The eyes and gills are machine stitched and very symmetrical. The mouth is a lil tuft of soft felt. I don't know how accurate she is, but she is a shark with fins and eyeballs and I am happy.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I really want the kyonshi.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Kibbles n Shits posted:

Well, I know what I'm getting with my tax refund this year.

This seems like a low bar of entry to get in on the penis waffle fad.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Anne Whateley posted:

I bought a ton of cute cheap earrings, so do you guys have recommendations for jewelry storage? It looks like there are some super cheap options and some $80-100 options and not much in between?

I have a shitload of earrings, some necklaces, almost no rings or bracelets fwiw.

I bought my partner the jewelry box http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Late...2034154125.html that was recommended earlier in this thread or the previous one. It seems pretty cool and well-made and useful.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I also bought the strawberry bags and they are super cool in a pinch.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I always wondered if these insane boots could be used in martial arts.
Also, Ballet? Really?

I assume ballet refers to the position of the foot, since you're essentially on point in those.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I like your dinosaur costume.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Philthy posted:

Everyones gunna die.

Big if true.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

The Bloop posted:

Potty Pals

Shitposters.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Bored posted:

All I'm seeing is a bad drawing of a tiger.

http://s.aliexpress.com/ERvInu2i


What am I missing?

It's a Gucci knockoff.


moller fucked around with this message at 10:08 on May 7, 2018

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
This won't bring back your goddamned honey.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Your package came early.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Decoupling device is a p good euphemism there.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I'm sort of surprised that the furry Juggalo consumer advocacy web series pilot doesn't have its own thread.

EDIT: Of course it does.

moller fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jul 10, 2018

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

spog posted:

Pretty much every usb cable or related has been absolute shite.

What's stupid is that you can buy something branded from amazon for only twice the price and it will last forever.

Or you buy something branded (usb cable, headphones) from amazon and it's actually a knockoff of sub-ali quality.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Is that a capybara?

Edit: Clicked the link on desktop. Yes, it is a capybara.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Fauxtool posted:

I would be pretty awesome to carry around a little velvet bag of jewels like some sort of inbred royal.

A thing Elon Musk did in high school.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

norp posted:

Even "prime" eligibility means little, all that means is the seller has sent a bulk consignment to the Amazon fulfillment centre

Basically carpe diem, but with some bonus information asymmetry.

caveat emptor?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Moon Atari posted:

Aliexpress obviously already has this covered:



Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

I got all excited because I thought it was a lion dance suit, but it's just the kind with sticks.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
https://twitter.com/coolstuffcheap/status/1059048033877417984

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bir...ource=2leep.com

How do the "nothing that plugs into AC" people feel about this?

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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I'm not sure indoor fireworks from Aliexpress is a good idea.

You know, for the kids.

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