|
So, what's the likelihood of getting lots of unwanted emails from shady companies of I sign up to start a cart on the aliexpress app?
|
#
¿
Feb 14, 2017 04:26
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:38 |
|
|
Bethamphetamine posted:If you don't already have a blowoff email, get one. Or more. Used the old blow-off email address and aliexpress immediately locked my account saying something about irregularities on my account. Spooky.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 14, 2017 04:53
|
|
|
MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:1. AE really loves knocking off the Etsy Witch aesthetic, and I don't blame them. 600+ orders, I recently saw this shirt on Dollskill, which means it hasn't been out that long. Figured out that I signed up with the same junk mail email account several years ago when I was considering buying a kingtee tablet monitor, which is why my account got locked immediately. I wanna order a pug back pack to transport art supplies, so I'm going to have to set up another account. Edit: Actually, it looks like it's because I'm using the iApp. There are pugtato shirts for 7 bucks though. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Feb 14, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Feb 14, 2017 16:03
|
|
|
Neurolimal posted:Erm, if you say so Elfie I'm tempted. It's so dumb to make a girl's only drone that I kinda want it.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2017 15:48
|
|
|
Found this under animal rings: http://s.aliexpress.com/auyYBFnm And I'm getting this (1pcs for free shipping)Hot sale The Never Ending Story Steampunk vintage jewelry vivid two snakes pendant necklace Wholesale ! http://s.aliexpress.com/aA3qYzUJ And also a unicorn skeleton necklace: http://s.aliexpress.com/VfiauuYZ Bored fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 30, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2017 05:07
|
|
|
I ordered some pencil cases last week. Creative Simulation Milk Box PU Leather Pencil Case Stationery Storage Organizer Bag School Office Supply Escolar Papelaria http://s.aliexpress.com/nq6RjYFn I got the "Mister cracker" version of this: Korean Creative Macaron Cracker School Pencil Case Cute Pu Leather Pen Bag Kawaii Stationery Pouch Office School Supplies Zakka http://s.aliexpress.com/BfEF7jyq Also, I bought one of these off of Amazon several months back: 1 pcs novelty banana pencil case kawaii pencil bag rubber coin purse estuches school supplies stationery http://s.aliexpress.com/bmyErMVJ (from AliExpress Android). They only hold, like, seven gelly rollers and I wanted to put a full set in, but they are cheaper on Aliexpress so you could easily afford a bunch of banana pencil cases. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Apr 10, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2017 16:14
|
|
|
My stuff had started trickling in. The metal earth "vintage boat" is twice the size of the other metal boats I've put together. http://s.aliexpress.com/IZry2QnE My roommate also requested a tentacle ring like mine. It has not dyed my finger green yet. http://s.aliexpress.com/emEfYZF7 Bored fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Apr 21, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Apr 21, 2017 16:21
|
|
|
Guy Mann posted:That one spinner a lot of people liked earlier also comes in Batman flavor. There was one posted earlier in the thread that had the Captain America shield in the middle of it. I want that one and can't find it. Edit: nvm. Sorta found it. Colors aren't right. http://s.aliexpress.com/ERRNR7nE Bored fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Apr 30, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Apr 30, 2017 21:52
|
|
|
I got my Batman/Captain America fidget spinner super fast. The cats think it's cool and also kinda scary.
|
|
#
¿
May 16, 2017 16:12
|
|
|
If you need chain mail bikinis or dresses, one of the stores I bought jewelry from apparently has you covered.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 8, 2017 14:36
|
|
|
MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Oh dang, I don't know if those will work with the gun because it literally fwomps the balls out with air pressure, I don't know if foam would work. There's a black rubbery, uh, gasket? Thing? on the end. So it might not shoot foam ones. Or it might destory them. 10000pcs/bag Orbeez Paintball A Gun Balls Pistol Toy Gun Bomb Party Toys Shooting Water Gun Crystal Ball Soft Bullets http://s.aliexpress.com/Ar2auAb2 (from AliExpress Android)
|
|
#
¿
Jun 26, 2017 15:18
|
|
|
I found this while I was shopping for super dumb and super cheap cell phone cases for my new phone:
|
|
#
¿
Oct 29, 2017 03:19
|
|
|
keevo posted:Yeah I’m going to need a link. Search “ [your phone] case unicorn” http://s.aliexpress.com/baQZvQ3M Also, here is a bunch of iPhone cases with googly eyes. Food with googly eyes, Bart Simpsons with googly eyes, Totoros with googly eyes, etc. http://s.aliexpress.com/jMJjEn6F Edit: sorry, wrong link for the googly eyes. Bored fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Oct 29, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Oct 29, 2017 06:50
|
|
|
strangehamster posted:These are way cool designs, are the cases themselves good enough? Will the phone survive a drop? No loving clue. I think those are all soft, flexible TPU. I’m going with some hard plastic cases with kickstands. http://s.aliexpress.com/UvUNviA3 Also, I just found a phone case with cactuses that, I guess, is actually advertising condoms. http://s.aliexpress.com/B7vQNBZR “Eat crayons, poop rainbows” http://s.aliexpress.com/fmUbqEbQ 3 sloth moon http://s.aliexpress.com/R32iiMn2 Hand-made, felted case with 3D corgi rear end. http://s.aliexpress.com/vQBV7BBV Also felted cat rear end with anus and testicles http://s.aliexpress.com/3E3mIf2i Adorable baby predators eating adorable prey. http://s.aliexpress.com/jqMnqqeA Apparently stolen from this artist: https://www.boredpanda.com/cute-disturbing-animal-cartoons-predators-and-prey-alex-solis/ Hello kitty cigarette box phone case Look what I found on AliExpress http://s.aliexpress.com/iyeuMriM Bored fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Oct 29, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Oct 29, 2017 19:35
|
|
|
Pick posted:Hello my Aliexpress thread friends! I got dis one! It’s a little robotic creepy crawly for your pet. Kind of reminiscent of the brain slugs from Star Trek. http://s.aliexpress.com/6ZjI32qA This store (10 years a Kitten Slave) also has wigs for animals...for some reason? http://s.aliexpress.com/YfIZruqY Another cat bug: http://s.aliexpress.com/FvUVvQvM This isn’t really a gift for a dog, but it is a muzzle shaped like a duck bill: http://s.aliexpress.com/vyueuYR7 A prawn neck pillow for your dog. I think maybe it supposed to be a comfortable elizabethan collar: http://s.aliexpress.com/jEvYjey6 A muzzle for a shortfaced dog. I just wanted to share this because they dressed the pug up in a fencing outfit and photoshopped in a little fencing sword (rapier?): http://s.aliexpress.com/nyaYvQFZ Here is an interactive puzzle/treat dispenser for your bored puppy (there are two models to choose from): http://s.aliexpress.com/y6fYR3eA 60 glitter balls for your cats to play fetch with. All 60 will eventually end up under your couch, but your cats will love them. http://s.aliexpress.com/ARzmueaQ There are lots of fun looking bird and rodent toys, but I don’t know that I would trust wood that came from China when the animals will be ingesting some of it. Granted, it might be the same thing found in pet stores. Bored fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Oct 31, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Oct 31, 2017 07:42
|
|
|
Junji Eat More posted:Rainbow tunnel: drat. That's cheap! I only saw expensive ones.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 31, 2017 15:20
|
|
|
If any of your family members want to dabble in bee keeping, aliexpress has you covered. I noticed several bee keeping listings when scrolling through dog toys.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 1, 2017 04:41
|
|
|
Pick posted:way cheaper than those ripoff heifer bees SA ordered a few years back. get like 200 million bees this time. I don't know that they had any live bees to buy, but I'm sure that you can buy a random assortment of "bee seeds" to go with all of the equipment.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 1, 2017 06:24
|
|
|
Wamdoodle posted:Yeah, is that like a mini playset or something? I think it is a doll house.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 3, 2017 15:16
|
|
|
This is nifty. It is a watermelon slicer that cuts out popsicle shaped chunks. http://s.aliexpress.com/RraqUFvM
|
|
#
¿
Nov 5, 2017 03:32
|
|
|
Deal with it shaded glasses http://s.aliexpress.com/NfmYjQfI
|
|
#
¿
Nov 8, 2017 16:51
|
|
|
It has gotten cold here the past few nights and my roommate’s dog has been shivering, so I decided to check our AliExpress’s selection of dog sweaters. http://s.aliexpress.com/yAVJb6FV You can also turn to aliexpress for all your pet costume needs. A shark life jacket: http://s.aliexpress.com/rUN3uAjY  Batdog: http://s.aliexpress.com/2UzUf2YN  Dr. Kats: http://s.aliexpress.com/mMvaqe2I  A cowboy on your pet’s back: http://s.aliexpress.com/n6riaEzU  Two people fuckin’ a pumpkin: http://s.aliexpress.com/RRbiu6f6  A dinosaur: http://s.aliexpress.com/JBZ3IbyE  And a chicken: http://s.aliexpress.com/MNJZBvqU  Just to name a few Edit: Another dinosaur: http://s.aliexpress.com/qyIZ3Izy  Make any dog into a weiner dog: http://s.aliexpress.com/QnayyUVr  Lion mane with ears (easier to search for more by “dog wig”): http://s.aliexpress.com/ERnYBB7f ] 
Bored fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Nov 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 9, 2017 21:03
|
|
|
NoneMoreNegative posted:Imagining what these would actually look like on: You don’t have to imagine what they look like on, friend! Some of the buyers took pictures wearing them completely uncensored, because of course they did. The pictures are right there at the top of the reviews section if you are using the AliExpress app. I’m guessing you have to scroll down a bunch or go to another page if you are on a pc. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Nov 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 9, 2017 21:23
|
|
|
NoneMoreNegative posted:lordamercy I am browsing on a computer with a regular browser That’s what I figured and just edited my post to reflect that. It’s just weird that the store hasn’t censored the pictures of semi-erect penises in their review section. I think some of the reviewers might even have pictures of themselves set as their profile pics. Edit: yep, one dude has his own picture for his profile pic. He gave them only 3 stars and I guess complained in Russian. Maybe something about the hole for the balls being too tight? Also, those underpants have a second hole for the balls to hang out. ‘A different customer who actually managed to restrain himself from posting a picture of his cock’ posted:very sexy underwear..my cock loves the freedom of these undies and my balls like dangling free Bored fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 9, 2017 21:35
|
|
|
Since some of you have suggested buying underwear from aliexpress, I decided to check them out.  I guess the kangaroo pouch is to store your spare hygiene product?  For some reason, my iPad is not saving the link from the app on my clipboard. I searched for women’s briefs. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 16, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 16, 2017 21:33
|
|
|
Meskhenet posted:Are you really going to buy all those 85 items in your cart? Naw. I'll go through and delete most of them. I just haven't emptied my cart from the sale. Although some items will probably sit there for a year. Bored fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Nov 18, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 18, 2017 14:00
|
|
|
Sentient Data posted:I learned about a new type of ice cream cone today https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32811181448.html According to Aliexpress, those are "crutch cones". I thought you were showing us a weird dildo upon opening the link.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 21, 2017 05:05
|
|
|
The first three reviews could be applied to real penises as well.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2017 22:55
|
|
|
Snowy posted:Anyone found any especially good iPhone cases? I’m looking for something durable with a grippy surface. I just ordered this: http://s.aliexpress.com/EfYfm2Ir No clue if it is as grippy as you would like. I have not received it yet.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 26, 2017 01:56
|
|
|
r u ready to WALK posted:Frequently bought together: I want that desk. Edit:   
Bored fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Nov 29, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Nov 29, 2017 23:09
|
|
|
Jerry Cotton posted:I wonder what Western designer they're ripping off? They keep calling them Scandinavian, so I was guessing ikea. Edit: weird. They are knocking off a French company. https://www.ibride.fr/en_US/page/collections/all-saleable-produits-finis-mobilier-de-compagnie-317 Edit2: actually, the designs were originally produced by Chinese company iWood and marketed by a bunch of other companies. http://www.ifitshipitshere.com/awesome-animal-furniture/ So the cheaper ones are probably Chinese knock offs of another Chinese company. I wonder why they don't have this in triple ply cardboard? With how it's designed, that should be as stable as plywood and maybe cheaper. Certainly lighter to ship. Edit3: iWood actually seems to have the best prices for these, including the large shipping cost. http://s.aliexpress.com/eA36Vf63 I have also seen their designs for animal head wall trophies on Amazon. Bored fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 1, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Dec 1, 2017 00:14
|
|
|
I don’t know if it is too late for Xmas gifts, but I found this in fridge magnets. ]  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ani...2740273224.html Hope the link from a google search works since the app refuses to copy the link after the last update. ]  Oops. Looks like that link only includes the deer. Here’s the dauchshund https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Car...2798580678.html Bored fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Dec 5, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Dec 5, 2017 20:58
|
|
|
They have golden girls bobble head dolls (they are not called funko pop): Somehow, this came up in a search for “golden girls”:  https://imgur.com/a/FZCpi Ooo. This also came up under the golden girls search: 
Bored fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Dec 7, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Dec 7, 2017 01:07
|
|
|
SEX BURRITO posted:Would buy these, but where the gently caress is Blanche? She’s my second favourite. Neither listing includes Blanche. Stupid funko knockoff. Edit: funko pop DOES have a Blanche Devereaux figurine. Hit up Amazon for the four piece set for 38 bucks if you are in the US. Everywhere else seems to be sold out. Funko Golden Girls POP TV Action Figure Collectors Set https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01F6W8OIG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_bLjkAbNSQVGEB Bored fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 7, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Dec 7, 2017 02:24
|
|
|
I just found out that food bowls with phone stands is a thing. http://s.aliexpress.com/nm677RrI http://s.aliexpress.com/3i6bAjMJ http://s.aliexpress.com/BNJFv2ia http://s.aliexpress.com/nUNbeaEr
|
|
#
¿
Dec 13, 2017 04:54
|
|
|
Automatic belts have been in the US for at least 35 years. I have no clue what they were called when I was little, but most of my belts were automatic belts. Maybe they only sold them for children back then. That said, I also like the automatic belt I ordered from Ali.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 20, 2017 05:20
|
|
|
XTimmy posted:Checked the last 20 pages and couldn't find anything relevant, anyone bought any Bluetooth buds\in-ear style headphones that were worthwhile? Bonus points for a high IP rating or a microphone. Cheers! I just bought a wireless pair, but am still waiting for them to arrive. They shipped them fast as hell though, since they have apparently hit US soil already and I just ordered them a week ago. Will try to remember to do a trip report.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 20, 2017 22:20
|
|
|
I just discovered customized shoes. 30 dolla'. Check out this cool store on AliExpress https://m.aliexpress.com/store/storeHome.htm?sellerAdminSeq=222050283&site=en Now you can make sure your shoes match your jalapeño suit! Edit: just found this looking for moose shirts to match my new pajama bottoms. It does not match my pajama bottoms, if anyone is curious. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32839457990/32839457990.html  Bored fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Dec 22, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Dec 22, 2017 19:51
|
|
|
value-brand cereal posted:Finally LOL. Apparently they hired my ex for that photo shoot. If there were stuffed animals anywhere near him, he would pose them having sex.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 23, 2017 01:44
|
|
is a affordable reality.
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:38 |
|
|
Hey fellow lady goons! Do you ever feel like your baboons is just too darn loose? Has your significant other been making lots of jokes relating to hotdogs and hallways? Well Aliexpress has you covered! Or inserted...and it is in the 50% of section! You can tell it will work because it looks like a plastic cigar that you stick up your hoohah.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 26, 2017 20:56
|
|