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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Minimalist Program posted:

I bought a custom acoustic western guitar with custom designed CNC/laser-engraved inlays and my daughter's name engraved on the headstock for 400 dollars and I'm really happy about the purchase.

Which seller was that? I'm interested

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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luncheon meat posted:

If they have those vagina pills they should definitely have the wolf sex pills but nope :(

edit: don't search "wolf sex" unless you feel like seeing dog dildos

Dildos for dogs?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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King Vidiot posted:

I love that you can buy exact replicas of every single TV awards show award. Probably because they come direct from the same cheap Chinese factory as the real ones.

I hope this thread lasts forever because that's how long it will take to find all the retarded gems Aliexpress has to offer.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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$4 https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32692157347.html

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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NurhacisUrn posted:

Finally a goddamn Russian Tea Set! ONE PING VASILI! JUST. ONE.

Place is legit, thank you. 40 bucks, some douche canoe tried to sell me one similar for 300.

Maybe try the app it's showing as 27.69 for me. App prices are lower.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Please show me the most awesome/weirdest/whateverist you got for 8 dollars and under total.

Two of these

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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A guy at work has a few shirts with the same printing technique, it looks surprisingly good. I don't think it can be done on all cotton so they're all blends as far as I know, maybe all poly.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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This is the only one I saw
http://s.aliexpress.com/nYvqqIFJ

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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theflyingexecutive posted:

effort-intensive custom art things like custom oil portraits

Have you seen any especially good ones on aliexpress? Years back I saw a Chinese site that would reproduce propaganda posters but paint you into the scene. Since then I've been wanting one. I could probably just paint it myself but :effort: and I'd rather have someone trained in China do it.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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The photos on those titty gourds are so confusing. This is something that actually grows from seed like that? Are they painted? I need answers goddamn it.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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theflyingexecutive posted:

I got my sister a pretty drat nice degas oil repro (not super on the finer details/brush strokes) for $80. I can look up the store, but I just went with the first and cheapest one with good ratings. Shipping was a little on the long side

Thanks, but don't go through the trouble. I'll probably just put it off until I get drunk enough to order from a propaganda specialist.

Also I'm reminded that there's a documentary about a Chinese city that specializes in oil painting reproductions, the whole area is packed with artists cranking out paintings all year long. Pretty cool if you're interested in that kind of thing.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Post more probably fictional stuff please i might have to order some of this poo poo.

WHAT IF THEY HAVE MAGIC BEANS

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I'm going to be Johnny Aliseed, just wandering the land, sowing random Aliexpress seeds from sea to shining sea.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Don't leave your titty gourds and superhero sex stickers at the post office or you'll get doxxed

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Don't buy a chronograph from aliexpress, those subdials are either stickers or they don't work right. Some have a date that you have to manually advance with a click every day. Stick to three hand watches if you're going to get anything there. Unless it's quartz, I don't know about those.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Now that they don't have Bagelsports they don't have any watches worth buying imo.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Anyone know how the sizing usually works? If I want a US men's large that's like 3XL isn't it? I bought a 3XL tshirt in Korea that was a large on the small side.

Also here's something :nws: that should probably be seen

quote:

Medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum spy on female genitals vibrator peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrators for women

Look what I found on AliExpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/yuiy2aQZ

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I think my favorite little sculpted head might be the Edward Norton with cornrows.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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The name breastpin makes me think I should wear these like pasties

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Krakox posted:

For the record, if you're looking for clothing bootlegs, there's guides out there that help you translate it into the lingo that sellers use.

Got any links to these guides by any chance?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Salty Josh posted:

Wish we still had the rear end Thread...

Search for rear end on aliexpress, there's something for everyone.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Now I want to see a top ten most expensive things on aliexpress

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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well why not posted:

protip :

buy your partner a handful of non-poo poo small gifts on AE throughout the course of a week. you then have a bunch of stuff show up over the next few months and you look like you're thinking about them all the time.

You could buy them all at the same time and they'll still show up over the course of a few months.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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That70sHeidi posted:

Can you ship to multipl addrsss, thos who gt this to work? Like, could I paypal somone th money and THEY place th order for me and hav it ship dirctly to me?


I have a different payment address from my shipping address so yeah I think so. I've only had smooth transactions on my pill and eyeball patch purchases so far.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Those are probably magic beans, I would plant them asap

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Psycho Society posted:

Why are you putting cheaply made chinese horse bridle equipment in your drinks!

Oh good, I was afraid it was a family pack of cock rings.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Just start throwing aliexpress random seed bombs in parks imo

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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I was pretty surprised to see people's explicit homemade porn in some of the reviews, I would have thought a chinese company would be stricter about that but nope.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowmankilla posted:

Really? I am obsessed with AliExpress for like a month, and have never seen porn?

Explosive Tampons posted:

Good old aliexpress lingerie reviews

Yup it was a pretty normal underwear listing and there was a shot of a lady with a buttplug, a guy wearing panties with his dick hanging out, and one of a woman about to go down on a guy. I have no idea how difficult it is to find listings like that but it was decent entertainment especially because I was not expecting anything like that.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Speaking of audio cassettes, I like this belt buckle



https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/325...addresstype=600

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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The "skin bag case" part is a little disturbing, I was glad to see it's a plastic case.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Sentient Data posted:

Because if there's one thing that ali is known for, it's honesty

You mean the human skin lampshades might not be real human?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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That70sHeidi posted:

My first shipmnt cam! It took about 2 weeks. It was a fw small wooden craft itms but most importantly, the HYDRO BAWLS! Thy ar so tiny and cut and itty bitty and thr's 2,000 of thm or so. I started a few of thm in watr just to see and th black balls look lik fish eyes which is weird but also awesom. I'm hoping this will hlp with th plants on th dck this year and help cut back on watering. Mayb I can soak them in Miracl Grow solution too and super boost my plants....

Meanwhile my first chronologically placed order has not lft the goddamn shipping area and my "big" order of 41 items (mostly nail strips in many colors) is also awaiting pick up. If they didn't charge shipping by individual item I'd actually PAY for shipping but $2 each item is crazy.

I am intrsted in seeing th rsults of th nail polish crafting stuff y'all do. Is thre a craft thread in hobbis forum?

Are these the ones you got? I've never used them but I do have a knack for killing plants so maybe these would help.

Look what I found on AliExpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/IbauiyQb

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Aliexpress is great for my patch addiction

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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500 good dogs posted:

I cheated and bought it from rageon. Not sure about size because their sizing chart doesn't measure things the same way as other sizing charts I've used so it might be off a bit since I bought a large (but may have wanted a medium)

Will still take a few weeks to get because they have to order it off AliExpress lol

Wait you didn't seriously buy it from the $90 place right?

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

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Ah ok I'm dumb, didn't see that it was really licensed. I like supporting artists and all, nice work then.

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