AliExpress: I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRASH

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

A semi functional e key is fine if you slow the gently caress down and :justpost:

after you wait for it to work.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 05:26

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:10

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 18:30

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

FrozenVent posted:

I want a large canvas print of this to hang in the living room. It's art.

Well the canvas print part you can get done for sure on aliexpress. Is there any way to contact other users from their reviews? I need some high res versions of their review porn.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 05:47

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

My recommended list had some silky man underwear with a built in dick sleeve so your boner can stick straight out. Did someone post that already? Now I can't find it but the pictures were ridiculous.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 23:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

a custom flag

Got a link to which one you got? I love flags.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:09

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

My death grips / black flag / Seinfeld mash up t shirt arrived today and it is glorious.

Any idea where that design came from? It's not something Death Grips ever released right? I'm not that into them but I could use an absurd take on the Black Flag logo.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 07:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

That would help make a kickass voodoo doll.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 17:00

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Got a link for those codeine pants?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The fat dude I work with wears those shirts and he says they're comfy :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:12

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Almost none of the stuff I want has much of a discount for the sale, are other people seeing anything mindblowing goin on?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 11:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Is it too late to get a ton of coupons? I had one show up but I don't even know what I did to get that one.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 15:12

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

here's a cheap 1lb bag of probably not radium

That looks awesome and I want it. Also reflective industrial paint.

Also someone buy this

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/326...addresstype=600

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 05:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Sanguinary Novel posted:

It's me, the idiot who shops on AliExpress. In my defense, at least I didn't want to buy one of these:

Why the hell not, those are awesome.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 22:14

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

This dudes face is cracking me up

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 03:26

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

PokeJoe posted:

Girl, I'll house you

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 07:58

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

It's to balance out the VIII better.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 17:11

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I wear an American size L, maybe XL depending on size and just got a Chinese size XXXL t shirt that fits like an L now, I'm afraid it'll be M after it's washed.

At least the shirt is cool, it's a Black Sabbath design in yellow print on a bright blue shirt. I like the silly color combos they've got on aliexpress.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 04:43

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Or my heart monitor? Is that bad?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 04:19

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Facebook Aunt posted:

Imagine if a chinese company would print up and mail all your invitations for you? Or all your christmas cards???

I love this idea, I wonder if there's something like this already. Except for the fact that half of them would be sent to the wrong place it would be great.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 02:30

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Does the freebie section show up in the app? I don't really know what it is or how it works. Got a link by any chance?

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 22:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Blue Train posted:

There's a button on the main app page that says freebies, its green

Oh duh thanks. So it says you can do it twice a day and it resets after 0000 GMT. Is that so you can go back and apply for the same thing or just more items then?

Seems like I have hardly any chance of getting anything with thousands of people trying for 6 available things.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 01:30

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

My little saxophone weed pipe arrived. I don't even smoke weed but who could resist this lil dude for like $2? Not me.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 23:19

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I love the reviews, you never know what you'll see. This is from a watch bracelet review

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 02:28

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I like the stuff that's probably illegal, interesting to see what kinds of shady poo poo they've decided to make.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 16:50

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I wish the ask/tell coins thread was still going to see if fake zombucks are an issue to them. If the weight is right what can people do to avoid buying counterfeits?

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 04:06

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Except the payback of getting doxxed by angry sellers

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 22:02

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Dienes posted:

# ¿ May 3, 2017 01:31

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Guy Mann posted:

Someone in the Awful Kickstarter thread linked to earbuds with glowing wires that are being sold at a markup through Kickstarter and I just bought a pair of the super cheap >$2 kind , because getting to live out the lie-action parts of the Money for Nothing video is worth at least that.

Got a link?

# ¿ May 10, 2017 00:57

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I'd read a whole thread about turning aliexpress crap into profit.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 20:15

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Pick posted:

or you could just get an MBA like everyone else

I don't want to do it, just sounds interesting :shrug:

# ¿ May 14, 2017 21:02

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Helios Grime posted:

Na, It's just a copy.
I don't know if I should feel relieved or sad because of this.

I hope you gave them five stars :kimchi:

# ¿ May 17, 2017 14:44

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I might order something from them just for the note

# ¿ May 17, 2017 18:00

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

gently caress THE COMPETITION

# ¿ May 19, 2017 17:59

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The reflective jacket is loving cool.

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:24

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

RandomFerret posted:

Now I've got the supplier emailing me other blow up dolls they think I might like.

How is that possible just from looking at it? I've never had that happen. But those dolls are hilarious so, fingers crossed.

# ¿ May 28, 2017 00:23

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Do Chinese people prefer flat toenails?

# ¿ May 29, 2017 16:52

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

deoju posted:

Huh, I didn't know there was a consumer market for these. It must be used by hobbyists to make candy. Certainly nobody would use such a machine for anything nefarious.

Goes well with these tic tac molds

https://m.aliexpress.com/amp/item/32814290311.html

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 21:35

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

How can you post that without linking it goddamn

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 01:04

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Synthbuttrange posted:

The store page did not give a good indication of how gigantic the hood is on this.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...1919015913.html

Otherwise it's nice and warm and a steal at $50

How many sizes bigger did you need to order it? I might order it for someone and she wears a women's medium or large

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 18:25

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:10

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Synthbuttrange posted:

I wear ladies L which translates to XXL

Thanks I've ordered t shirts two sizes larger and had them still be too small so it's good to hear two sizes was enough.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 19:19

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