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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I wonder what other shipping options there are.


I was browsing the camping section and looked at the most sold items. I found this on the list. What even is this?



quote:

Features:

Light wieght,and easy to use.

Stainless steel scraper head, healthy, durable, anti-rust, anti-corrosion.

Scrapes your tongue gentlly but can effectively remove food debris especially gunk and prevent generating conceal bacteria.

Improves oral hygiene, and promotes fresh breath. Prevents bad breath as well as other oral health problems.

Not sharps but just right.

How to use:
1. Gargle with water.
2. Stick your tongue out, then scrape it by the concave side of the scraper gently from inside to tip.
3. Repeat step 2 for several times according to your tongue condition.

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Be the king of the beach with giant inflatables!.


Does it include stick guy, or will my barrel flop to the ground dissapointingly?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Sometimes amazon gets into the real aliexpress mood:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

thepopmonster posted:

Yeah but I really want something that just burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the incense that smells like a burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns the burner that burns incense that smells like an incense burner with lid. Will it work for that?

Also do they ship to the US?

No idea. But amazon US ships to Germany, so the opposite is probably true. Though that burner is the kind of thing that you can get for a tenth of the price on aliexpress.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I don't know what would shock me more. This pic being real or someone on ali having acceptable photoshop skills.


the actual chainsaw couldn't shock me bc it is sold without battery.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
For me searchingc without signing in and signing in was both broken yesterday. After I turned off tracking protection and ublock, both worked again.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Things that were in the recommendation for those:

220V Chicken Eggs
https://www.banggood.com/220V-Chick...ur_warehouse=CN

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Snowy posted:

I searched “communist pins” and saw a bunch but this stood out


And this made me wonder where the ring was


The ring was inside you all along.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33017528257.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

The recommendations have some hilarious pictures:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Anybody needs a dress for after the collapse of society?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...93-08155596a1ee


Going for a Junghans knockoff instead of the usual knockoffs looks nice, but on the other hand actual fake dials is going a bit far:


What does this expression mean?

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jan 9, 2021

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.



I thought I had destroyed my recommendations when we were discussing sex toys a few weeks ago. But it was just a Child Safety Harness Leash Anti Lost Adjustable Wrist Link Traction Rope Wristband Belt Baby Kids for Toddler Butterfly

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Anybody know what a "thousend yuan level 9d sound effect" could be?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep I was just going to bitch about it this.



What the gently caress is that thing even? The color is just "2", and there isn't even a mention in the description. Usually they try to throw in something related but nope, here's just a random metal bracket we found in the dumpster.

Looks like an esbit burner, in fact it looks like an exact rebuild of the german army standard issue one. I think it is dumb for normal camping bc the fuel tablets are expensive and smell unappetizing.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Me: this is a perfectly normal hat, let me scroll down for more info.
aliexpress:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.
Looking at that gave me this recommendation. Use a private window.
Also, beside :nws: part of the pictures are also :nms:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001603863204.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
joke is on you. I can't watch it without signing in to youtube and I am not clicking on links in this thread without privacy mode.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Back to the classics, I suppose this usage of the item might technically be worksafe:

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H7ebb156...pg_Q90.jpg_.web

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Some of those I actually am tempted to look up, to know what they even are.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.


What is a hobo coin? Why buys physical "replica" bitcoins?
btw. that thing that is not a coin is: USSR Farmer Master Grower Award Badge

And the store's main page is full of third reich stuff. I am actually disappointed. https://www.aliexpress.com/store/909911?spm=a2g0o.detail.1000061.1.2f6b3251ME0b04

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Spanish site says these are sausages with nuts. That's... wrong... right?

It looks like whalenuts that are set in sugar mass. I think it is a middle eastern sweet.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
An NWS entry for the photoshop or not contest, I present you the gaming butplug:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001276029568.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I was looking for cooking supplies, and saw this in the recommendations. NSFW.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002534778972.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Maybe they had a stack of those fake drive chips left over from making those fake sd-cards.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Can you guess what this is supposed to be, from just the picture?


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32646988066.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Snowy posted:

Maybe they’re bedroom shoes :wink:

I originally saw them in the recommendations while looking for bathroom slippers.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Are you up for the workout that aliexpress recommends?



you can do you bo_ng everywhere:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001381617824.html

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jun 17, 2021

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

stephenthinkpad posted:

I am so mad they use they loving click bait image to sell their thin rear end mat. I want to know how the thick-pillow-feet-gel operate!

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20210623103244&origin=y&SearchText=water-absorbing+artifact+bathroom+
I am "Encyclopedia of bathroom supplies".

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
You use those licence plate tags when you are managing a car-pool. And the factory starts putting the products they make anyway directly on aliexpress.

I once had a keyring to a factory which had an offer for 50 bucks finders fee if turned in embossed on the plate.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I don't remember the aliexpress machine translator being that bad, it must hate korean or somehting.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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Jemak posted:

:nws:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...23339%2522%257D:nws:
Honestly he just looks happy to be included

Color: Riding Penis

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
:iiam:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002594539300.html

Is it a picture of a mystery box? Or a box containing a mystery picture? Or even an actual mystery box?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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They seem to have a special "shipping fright" category on their store, with some even having orders and reviews. But I couldn't find another product that references them.




Also from this seller I am "Healty Crotch":
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002399897897.html


And this Hand sanitizer filled wristband:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001406746411.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
What are those people walking toward?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32959905145.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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Guess the product that is advertised with "Intimate Hook design". From an amazon reseller this time, not even actual ali.

It is of course an electric fly zapper.



e: A mousetrap inspired by takeshi's castle:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001270088632.html

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Aug 10, 2021

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
What could you want from a deformable led flashlight?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33010672361.html

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Has anybody ever tried on of those generic active stylus pens? Do they work?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001640888966.html

They will be useful for "work":

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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Zenostein posted:

I have one without the little plastic dome thing. It works, but it probably won't say, write exactly where you expect it to, since it's basically emulating a finger. Perfectly good enough for jotting down a note on a kindle or something. The real issue is that unless you're using an ipad or one of those samsung tablets or something with palm rejection, you have to be careful to keep your skin (or some headphone cables) off the screen, or you'll find yourself suddenly zooming out or whatever.

I already had some of the old fashioned ones with the big fat nubs. 10pc for 3€, https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000151947641.html. But I slowly gave out all of them to get the family boomers slowly used to touchscreens.
I wanted to know if the "active" ones do anything better. Especially if they are worth the 10x price.

Ooohh, suggestions for wireless mice:
Q: Is the scroll direction of the mouse USB connector and Bluetooth connection the same?
A: No, they are different. When using the USB connector, the scroll wheel slides in the same direction as the computer mouse. Bluetooth connection is the opposite.

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 30, 2021

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
The recommendations had : Creative Helicopter Style LED Display Alarm Clock Modern Black Desktop Digital Table Clock for Kids Children Schoolboys 35T8YK

From what I can tell it is supposed to slice your fingers if you try to snooze it.

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

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If a aliexpress would design a bathroom where would they put the faucets?


What does that shower make you feel? Is it understanding neither jpgs nor english?:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1558157843.html

More innovative showers and english:

VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Sep 27, 2021

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