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Have you heard of firewatch? 1PC Watch Inflatable Butane Lighter Metal Cigarette No Gas Electronic Cigarette Lighter Toys Gadget Men Gags Practical Jokes
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Nordic design has become a meaningless buzzword, but this is going a bit too far I feel: Palace Golden Glass Teapot Kitchen Metal Cold Kettle Coffee Pot European Style Home Decoration Glassware Birthday Wedding Gifts  Searching for tea glasses was also the first time that ali recommended something NWS to me after a normal search. On a private window even. 150ml Creative design funny Penis Shot glass Cocktail Wine Glass For Parties night Bar KTV Night show Penis shape glass cup https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000529321355.html   
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Oct 12, 2021 12:59
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yoloer420 posted:Has anyone here ordered and consumed food from AliExpress? It's all really expensive Single piece of baklava,  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003145923550.html One of the packages looks like a brand I sometimes see in stores around here (for a sixth of the price), it tastes fine and has enough shelf life to survive the transit. The same ali-shop has perfectly reasonably price astras for some reason?
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Oct 13, 2021 11:48
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How about some clothing to protect you during winter: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001519025315.html I really wish I could pull that look off. Or maybe something a bit more modern. Put some bluetooth in that hat:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001417769082.html Or maybe something for the children:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001573836545.html
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Xaintrailles posted:Is there a women's equivalent? I know someone who'd appreciate a heatstroke-in-January level fur pyjama suit.  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003218218387.html what you actually wanted: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003155679238.html VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Oct 20, 2021 00:30
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Actually if anybody sees good warm pyjama pants could you link them? I did find this, scary pants:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003264134582.html
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Oct 20, 2021 23:04
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Sometimes I get bored and open a fresh private browser window and click on the first category that aliexpress recommends. And sometimes that category is something I really couldn't ever imagine buying on aliexpress. like: Human Hair Wigs With Baby Hair Highlight 
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Oct 22, 2021 17:10
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Geemer posted:It's not as weird as you might think. A lot of high end wigs are made with actual human hair, needing several heads worth of hair to make a single one. Yeah, I know. I even donated hair once already. But it is not a product I would trust aliexpress with. Almost like with: Classic Ram Kingston PC Memory RAM Memoria Module Computer Desktop PC2 DDR2 2GB 667MHZ https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003136776686.html VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Oct 22, 2021 23:19
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BrassRoots posted:So did they kill the cart function? I can't add to a cart anymore. I only have a buy now option on all listing's. Sup with that? Now how am I supposed to keep a list of things I only kinda want. While testing I saw this recommendation, who can guess what it is:  Hint 1: Costs 2-4$ It is: A battery operated slide projector, with slides of that children's drawing. Birthday Projector Light Happy Birthday LED Batteries Powered Control Distance Night Projector Lights Birthday Gift https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003224313727.html If it was truly customizable I might even consider it as a present. As it is it would be a candidate for a possible secret santa. VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:16
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That is the practically work safe version, you can tell because they got someone to model it. Things get stranger and less real and even more in the recommendations:First to mannequins https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002996132152.html Then to sex-toys https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003103435826.html And finally whatever that is: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002712098672.html Oooh, there are alternative gendered versions: 
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Nov 15, 2021 21:44
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That "this is not a place of honor" thing led me to a store of "vintage" posters:  Do you want the secrets of Cat Knowledge? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002925614893.html Or suspiciously specific infographics:   e: according the the reviews, they all have terrible print quality. VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 26, 2021 |
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Today, on what is this???: Hint 1: The search term was sieve. It costs €586,76 plus shipping. It is 33KHZ 100W Ultrasonic Vibrating Filter Sieve For Extract Herbal Medicine https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003435893586.html
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Lord Stimperor posted:Does anyone have recommendations for a decent allround flashlight? It has been years since I bought this, so I can't link but I got an ok flashlight. It came with a self rechargable battery in that 18650 form factor with a micro-usb port and with an adapter to instead put in 3 AAA cells.
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:Feeling megalomanical? How about constructing Minas Tirith from blocks .Material: ABS .Product Weight: 10g .Package Dimensions: 5 x 5cm .Package Weight: 15g .Packing: Carton Box
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Feb 23, 2022 22:56
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I recently ordered the same one for half the price. Haven't gotten around to trying it out yet, tho.
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mobby_6kl posted:Half-price link pls. I also watched the tech connections video but couldn't justify buying locally considering how rarely I use cans without tabs. Seems like the price went up again, it is now at 4€.
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Ali: You bought something that later became a bestseller, before it was cool. It was a box of rona-masks.
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I give it a 50% chance that you get those exact prints, including pixelisation.
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BigBadSteve posted:No doubt it's been asked ITT before, but how do I stop all Aliexpress pages being displayed to me in Spanish? Click on the place where it says Spanish and select English from the dropdown. It should be next to a flag.
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Apr 26, 2022 23:54
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Fuel shortage is starting to get serious. I assume, as there were lots of adverts for Car Fuel Tank Sucker: Do you have NO tablet screen?  I assume as that fake screen decal is only on that one picture of Smart Sensor Trash Can Home Intelligent Waste Bin Rubbish Can Dustbin Kitchen USB Charging Touch Sensor Garbage Bucket 
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Apr 30, 2022 22:20
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"Uncomfortable", to look at: Silicone Toes Separator Bunion Bone Ectropion Adjuster Toes Outer Appliance Foot Care Tools Hallux Valgus Corrector https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1921248883.html
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Jul 1, 2022 19:22
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The perfect gift for your kid: Fake lego sword, Samurai Nichirin Sword Building Blocks Rengoku Blade Katana Demon Slayer Anime Butterfly Knife Weapon Bricks Child Toys 
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Jul 1, 2022 19:30
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I was just looking for a normal hat, not 650nm Laser Therapy Hair Growth Helmet Anti Hair Loss Device Anti Hair Loss Promote Hair Regrowth Cap: 
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I was looking for new headphones, but they offered me: 6 Finger Mobile Controller L1 R1 Phone Gamepad Trigger Fire Button Aim Key l1r1 Shooter Pubg Controller For Iphone ios Android Which seems to just press on the touchscreen in places where some games place some buttons.  5.0 Sunglasses Headphone Support Bluetooth Earphone Headsets Smart Glasses with Mic Sport Microphone Speaker Wireless Stereo Almost feeling like I should post this in the 80s thread.  Before searching I scrolled down the frontpage for things I would never buy on ali: Reusable Body Piercing Gun Kit with Ear 98 Stud Tools Ear Nose Navel Belly Nose Lip Piercing Tool Disposable Sterile Gun Jewelry It is disposable and reusable 7€ for the reusable, 1€ for the disposable.  2022 Newest Co2 Fractional Laser/ For Scar Fractional Co2 Laser/ Vagina Tighting Pigment Removal Face Lifting/Skin Surfacing € 3.591,42 
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Are Aliexpress Chainsaws and Drills to safe for you? Just combine them: Portable Conversion Head Kits Electric Drill to Electric Chain Saw Adapter Attachment Woodworking Pruning Tools for Garden € 4,31 Another candidate for the "what does this picture advertise?" contest:  1000Pcs/bag Colorful Small Disposable Hair Bands Scrunchie Girls Elastic Rubber Band Ponytail Holder Hair Accessories Hair Ties € 0,85 / lot Another thing to guess:  2021 Summer Unisex Sandals Clogs Garden Shoes Women New Light Slip-on Jelly Shoes Slippers Men Beach Water Shoe Soft Flats Get into sports with these devices: 
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Jul 15, 2022 21:35
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 2022 Summer New High-Heeled Ladies Slippers Women Two-Wear High-Heeled Shoes Heightened Fashion Slippers Outdoor Leisure Sandals € 16,00 And even if I was crazy enough for that, they don't even have them in my size.
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Jul 19, 2022 20:44
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I searched for too many usb devices, now ali wants to put an usb plug into my usb plug: I am actually considering buying that. This one even has a gif in the actual listing:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002821501368.html We need a cool and trustworthy name for our brand of cheap usb drives.. I got you: 
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Jul 20, 2022 14:04
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Those portable solar panels are either jokes or for actual emergencies. For camping and travel you want a Powerbank. And for a Powerbank I would go for a good brand. The minimum size of solar that is worth using is a car roof. That and a good fat Powerbank in your trunk sounds perfect for your situation.
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I just got my new aliexpress walking sandals. I went for the cheapest I could find, in part because I am always suspicious of sizing for mailorder shoes. They do fit well at least. Sandals Men Shoes Slippers 2022 New Summer Cool Breathable Comfortable Walking Shoes Flats Man Sneakers Light Casual Shoes Male Though I should have paid a bit more attention to the pictures: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003544594632.html    As they say: The Sole is used in a Binoic Sense similar to the snail meat quality. By which I mean the buckles are actually not buckles, and just buckle shaped solid fake leather. I looks like someone took a normal shoe and then used it as a mold base for the plastic casting.
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Anyways I am looking for a nice shoulder bag/messenger bag and only find strange stuff. Really small bags that come with lanyard plush toy and pins or ones that cost more then I would want to spend on aliexpress. And this: 
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Aug 7, 2022 17:45
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  Look Bag, Shut Up. And yes, it comes with the "I'm you" sticker. Not sure if it actually comes with device drivers.
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I found the textbook for the engrish school: Fart Flowerman seems to be a major brand:  
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Hirayuki posted:I kind of like this. Do you have the link? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003165490872.html
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Is this a bag for sale? It looks like the super best size for a new purse/bag. Otherwise, does anyone have any links to good purse/messenger bags of similar size? I don't know what to make of reviews It was one of the first search results for shoulder bag a few days ago. I did just order a larger messenger bag, no idea if it will be good. It was the only one with picture reviews of the opened bag.
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Aug 9, 2022 23:05
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Time for : "Guess the advertised item": Non-slip Women Yoga Socks Men Floor Grip Socks Suitable For Pilates, Dance, Trampoline, Home, Hospital, Fitness Trampoline Socks
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Aug 10, 2022 20:21
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Need some balls rubbed on you face? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003609635968.html 3D Roller Face-Shaping Tool Tightening Massage Beauty Instrument Manual Massager Small V Face Slimming Face Shaping Skin Face Sl
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Aug 12, 2022 19:24
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Do you need some good news?  Fashion Waist Pack Bum Bag Fanny Pack Pouch Travel Festival Waist Belt Leather Holiday Money Wallet Outdoor Sports Bag Small Bag Or do you find such things..  2022 New Hot Unisex Women Man Waist Fanny Pack Belt Travel Bag Purse Chest Pouch Bullet Pack Messenger Crossbody Shoulder Bag
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Aug 13, 2022 20:49
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Most people know that Xiaomi is the closest thing to a respected brand that actually sells through aliexpress, so slapping their trademark on it makes it sound like quality. There are a few other companies in smaller niches, like expiff or seagull. Anyways:  Escape Bracelet Car Glass Broken Wristband Tungsten Carbide Handrope Emergency Safety Self-Rescue Tool Women Jewelry Accessories  Creative Zisha Peeing Tea Pet Doll Decoration Kung Fu Tea Set Tea Ceremony Accessories Creative Tea Play Tea Set Decoration
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So, when I open a new private window and go to ali it is in German. And there is a strange search suggestion showing up pretty regularly : "netflix account deutsch". Actually searching it returns only 3 items:  New Global EU Netflixe Israel Italy France Spain Germany korea official Best Choice Worldwides 4K Stable Plan € 4,98 Free shipping:  No feedback kebidu Netflix M9 Plus DLNA TV Stick Wireless WiFi Dongle Receiver Ezcast Airplay HDMI-compatible 2021 Newest ~ TV Stick € 15,41 Just a normal airplay/chromecast knockoff And probably the best item description yet: ⭐𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡⭐ {-{-{-{-{-{ 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗗𝗶𝗚𝗛𝗨𝗕.𝗖𝗖 }-}-}-}-}-} € 154,05 No feedback. The actual item seems to be a pc case. I wonder if their account got hacked, which would be crazy if true.
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