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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Light bongs For when you're only smoking pot but you want people to think you're smoking meth.
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Skull teaspoons Skull whiskey rocks  The pinnacle of home decor:  
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Galaxy brain (That fitting is super weird though.) bowmore posted:why would you buy a teaspoons with holes in them Don't you judge me. They work just fine.  Um. I hope. And will find out in 30-50 days.
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madeintaipei posted:Absinthe? Yes, also this.
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Apr 12, 2019 19:18
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snoo posted:my backpack This one seems to be a meme, but I didn't see that exact image. I suspect someone in China did their own rendition of it.
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Apr 15, 2019 06:36
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Molten Llama posted:From the same shop as the rear end weasel comes this striking likeness of, uh, RuPaul, apparently? That is very clearly an opossum, not a weasel. An asspossum.
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Apr 15, 2019 08:28
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Former DILF posted:Neat how do these work https://www.instructables.com/id/All-About-POP-Rivets/ Works best for metal to metal.
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Former DILF posted:Looks like i’d have to drill through a given pin and it would be permanent. This isn’t an acceptable solution. Are there no pinbacks that allow me to secure pins through thick layers of material? The traditional solution would be nuts and bolts. What are you trying to secure? There are leather rivets that work well for softer materials. You'd still need to punch holes, though. Maybe ask in DIY?
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Apr 15, 2019 17:29
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Black Feather posted:Just got my load of washi tape in just 15 days. This is the fastest I ever got anything from Ali, definitely going to buy more from that store. Not that I'm going to run out of tape or stickers anytime soon with how much I bought. I just had something arrive in 10 days, which quite surprised me. Edit: I'm about to go travelling for three weeks, so ordered a bunch of stuff thinking it would get here after I get back. Now I'm worried about things being returned by Canada Post because I'm not around to collect them. Lead out in cuffs fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 16, 2019 |
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Apr 16, 2019 01:04
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TorakFade posted:This is not available I'm pretty sure this is the original: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/639988543/enamel-pin-meme-screaming-possum?ref=related-4  Pricier, but the quality *might* be better and you're probably paying the actual artist. Related: 
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Apr 17, 2019 20:57
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Crotch Fruit posted:My son wants The Flash on his closet door knobs. Ali-express apparently respects Marvel's copyright for this or something. . . The best I have found is $4.50 each + shipping on Etsy. I think this is probably the way to go, my only complaint is $4.50 per knob seems a little high, and if I'm going to pay for copyright infringement I would rather have the precision quality of a poorly operated Chinese machine manufacturing my knobs. Have I simply not found the right magic keywords on Ali, do they filter out words like "The Flash" or "Marvel"? As I think we just saw with the asspossum, AliExpress seems to actually be pretty good about removing counterfeit goods.
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Apr 18, 2019 21:14
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SeXReX posted:Broke: headphones on while sleeping I had a friend who did this (fell asleep with a vibrating dildo in) and woke up dehydrated with a pounding headache. Would not recommend.
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Apr 21, 2019 04:40
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Snowy posted:Might have been the alcohol/drugs, I feel like the vibrator is being unfairly maligned here Given the friend in question and where she was at during the time when she said this happened, yeah probably. It still a seems like a bad idea to me.
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Apr 21, 2019 04:49
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Does anyone have any good suggestions for space saving bathroom/kitchen stuff? Or just handy stuff. New apartment has 2 large bedrooms, one large living room, and a tiny rear end kitchen and bathroom to compensate. I looked into this recently, and the prices on Ali were pretty much the same as or more than local department (or dollar) stores.
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May 13, 2019 22:01
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Sharpest Crayon posted:I looked for a dinosaur dress to wear to a wedding. Oh yeah these are hilarious. If the person leans back, the dinosaur's head sorta flops around like it's really out of it. I saw a person in one of these suits get handed a pair of poi; they proceeded to flail around with them while throwing their head back so the dinosaur head flopped around at the same time. It was pretty ridiculous.
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May 18, 2019 23:55
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Kak posted:Has anyone bought an electic guitar from there? I know they are knockoffs, but they at least look decent from the pictures. No, but electric guitars are a thing where build (and material) quality matters quite a lot in a lot of places, so I honestly wouldn't. If you really want to experiment, maybe buy a decent used guitar and try replacing out one of the pickups from Aliexpress or something.
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May 23, 2019 22:17
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That poo poo is probably latex fetish wear, which is notoriously expensive. Those outfits still look kinda overpriced though.
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May 25, 2019 10:07
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I've only seen glances of it, but the Chinese weird internet seems pretty great.
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May 27, 2019 03:14
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Not quite as good, but still funny: Shark! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32720218285.html  Life-sized Totoro bed: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32677323552.html 
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May 27, 2019 19:03
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Foam Monkey posted:Ugh. So I ended up falling into the hell of pins. I regret nothing! It's interesting how, if you compare with the original, you can see the lovely bitmap-to-vector tracing: Cheap AliExpress pin:  Original (presumably actually paying the artist) pin: https://www.ectogasm.net/products/youre-never-alone-if-you-have-demons-gothic-ghost-enamel-pin?variant=12499387088945  It's especially obvious in the linework on the arms and the V/M/N letters.
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May 29, 2019 00:20
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Yeah if you want your switches to look fancy buy switch plates from AliExpress, not actual current-handling switches.
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May 31, 2019 21:20
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Bean posted:An ali seller sent me something that was the wrong color. I sent them a message and they never responded. At what point do I open a dispute? As soon as you can, before the buyer protection runs out. Give them at least a day or two to respond, though.
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Jun 4, 2019 21:36
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LifeSunDeath posted:This poo poo is like when you tell your parents you're into some obscure thing they wouldn't understand but they actually listen then get you poo poo like this: I think that's kind of the point of Vaporwave, yes. NoneMoreNegative posted:These Front 242 remixes are getting out of hand. I understood this reference.
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wheatpuppy posted:https://www.aliexpress.com/store/3905033/search?SearchText=Vaporwave Holy poo poo some of the related stuff:   https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32994259697.html https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32995002748.html Haha "Vintage 3D Print Florals Men Shirts Man Luxury Dress Shirt Chemise Homme Juvenil Boy Spring Autumn Blue Clothes Camisa Masculina" Fake edit: lol, didn't notice the little Versace logo peeking out there on the first one. Is ... is this stuff high fashion right now?
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Jun 12, 2019 04:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:It is if you're an elf. Charles Bukowski posted:Or Prince. Don't doxx me.
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Jun 13, 2019 02:14
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Charles Bukowski posted:We went out for a drink once, didn't we? We did! Also with Rime and Jehde I believe. I'm fairly sure I was not dressed as an elf prince.
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 Who doesn't want to cultivate one's morality? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32916203237.html Edit: spoilered for semi-naked mannequins.
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Killingyouguy! posted:We've got a couple minisos in Toronto! I spend an embarrassing amount of time there! Oh yeah I'd seen those in Vancouver -- I kinda thought they were just a weird Uniqlo knock-off. Guess I should check them out.
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The Bloop posted:So According to the BWM thread, furniture rental is a real thing which real people are suckered into doing.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:42
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brocked posted:It was me, I posted here last week... they are great and perfect for little kids juice cups! Heineken lager bourbon.
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ragedx posted:The whole website seems suspect to me. I feel like I am giving away my pretend e-rights every time i'm on it. If it helps, nearly every website in the world, as well as many web browsers, are tracking your every click, so you don't really have any e-rights to give away.
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Jun 24, 2019 22:30
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MarcusSA posted:I’m sure this is all well and fine but you can go to Costco and get the amazing Sherpa blanket for less. Costco may have the cheapest fleece blankets around, but do they have burrito blankets?
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Jun 25, 2019 23:12
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mike12345 posted:I can't help but think the material is super-sweaty and disgusting. Like just straight up plastic. But uhhh it looks so cool. Basically everything sold as "fleece" these days is made of polyester, which is, indeed, straight up plastic. This holds true whether you're buying authentic Polartec, Costco loss-leader blankets, or a weird taco-wrap blanket straight from Aliexpress.
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Kerbtree posted:This discussion is becoming suspiciously wholesome. Time for something sordid and dangerous! Let's get Ooh, this one heats up while inside you: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32848129207.html As in, intentionally, not just because the lovely wiring/battery is burning out.
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Here you go: No idea what anyone will use it for, but at least it's a bit of money towards Lowtax's new spine. Edit: sadly, it looks like the hover text only shows up on the smilie page. It's this, in case anyone can't be bothered to look: Fleta Mcgurn posted:All it needs is "on my way to steal ur man".
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Shut up Meg posted:Would it work if someone uploaded it as an image using the SA image uploader? No -- it has to be an avatar. But once it's been uploaded once as somebody's avatar, anybody can add it to their avatar via an img tag. So the first person has to buy two avatars for themselves. The first to upload the tag, and the second to restore their old avatar with the gang tag underneath. (You can just link your old avatar image if you like -- that way you can also enclose it in a url tag, or put stuff above it.)
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General Bullshit > Aliexpress: Industrial precision circumcisions
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Jul 10, 2019 23:10
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Yellow Ant posted:These pics are cute This came up in the recommendations: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32969615977.html Not linking the pic, since it's a cutesy giant plush penis, so probably not work safe.
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Nettle Soup posted:Is this how we identify other goons in the wild now? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33012215757.html  code:
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:I got some rave goggles/Kaleidoscope glasses. I tried to take a video of the effect, but I couldn't really do it justice because apparently, a lot of it is up to how the brain parses together the two separate images from the eyes. In related items... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32953774038.html  Deal With It Glasses Women Thug Life Mosaic Sunglasses Eyewear Dealwithit Popular Cool Around The World
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