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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

luncheon meat posted:

Got a decent sized looking package from ali the other day. Opened it up and underneath 4 layers of bubble wrap was a pair of shoelaces in a small sealed bag. Really precious $1.70 laces

I get the opposite. Semi-fragile things with absolutely zero protective packaging in a thin plastic bag. I'm frankly amazed most of it survives the trip.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

r u ready to WALK posted:

I've aways wanted to poo poo directly into the gaping mouth of hello kitty


Have I got a country for you

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Free Shipping!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Ikari balloon joust gaiden

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Hambulance posted:

Has anyone bought an area rug off of AE? I'm tempted to try one, but I'd hate for it to eat through my floor or something :v:

I'd be more worried about your feet/pets but it's probably fine

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I was looking for fishing rod stuff and my search returned a bunch of dick-shaped lipsticks.

no link? come on!








how many did you buy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rick Rickshaw posted:

I just ordered a bunch of clothes. Will I regret this?

Depends on if you are doing it for novelty/laughs or not.





probably you in 12 to 20 weeks:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Only the best medical grade untreated plywood for my baby's umbilical cord

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
With as serious as they are asking for five star reviews I think aliexpress is like the Chinese gymnastics team and four stars or below means summary execution

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

minivanmegafun posted:

We also have our own brick and mortar stores

More like dick and mortar

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

brocked posted:

Still looking for custom print blankets, I guess I could put this on my wall

http://s.aliexpress.com/IriYbU7f

Kids room decor indeed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rad-daddio posted:

I've been sneaking home made beef jerky to him through the fence. The slingshot would help me get meats into the back part of their yard where they don't ever go. 4 bucks is a steal.

You're doing a good thing for that one doggo but those people are going to see a healthy "vegan" dog and post about it everywhere constantly because they're vegan and a lot of other dogs are going to suffer.

I'm not saying you should stop I'm just mad at vegan idiots and feel bad for puppers with idiot people.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Serious question: do people (other than Facebook Aunt, obviously) really keep their car keys attached to their house keys?

Why the gently caress wouldn't you? :catstare:






The only reason I ever want them separate is giving a key to the auto mechanic or something.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Between this and Bright I have a sudden urge to play shadowrun

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You really think someone would do that, just go to the USPS and tell lies?










(Seriously don't gently caress with the US mail holy poo poo)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Do you think that China Post can disappear people?

They've disappeared enough of my packages.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

goatface posted:

You should get your sex toys hand made by local artisans.

I only buy locally-sourced free range, organic, homeopathic sounding rods.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
To me that looks like a way to get yourself scratched to poo poo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

queserasera posted:

I made a goal to use washi tape on all my outgoing mail to justify buying it.

My tax filing is going to be so loving festive this year.

Mailing your taxes in 2018 :prepop:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mikl posted:

Where do you think the word "boner" comes from?

I don't see the word "bonee" often enough

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bummey posted:

How well do these work?

I got them too and they're fantastic

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

How did you think ladies got our skin so soft?

By never pooping, being naturally hairless, and peeing out your butt.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Salty Josh posted:

It's all about that Amistad and Goodwill down here.

:catstare:

Where is "down here" that your primary shopping experience is a second-hand store and a slave ship?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Former DILF posted:

where are you from where the amistad isnt a symbol of victory over slavery

Boring story: I was in Newport when they filmed the movie. They only had to facade some of the buildings, filled the street with dirt. I recognize a number of the extras, could have been one but didn't want to - now wish I had kind of.

Spielberg came into the gaming store where I hung out sometimes (because I'm a nerd) bought a Warhammer dragon because it looked cool and paid the store owner $$$ to assemble and paint it for him.

Anyway, it's just a surprising choice of name I guess.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Is your kid texting about "cleaning out their keys" ?

Story tonight at 10

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've had some thing show up really quickly too. I think it just depends on where they are loading a shipping container with all these small packets. If you are lucky, you order when one is almost full and they throw yours in last, out first - also right when the ship is about to leave. If you order one second too late, yours is in the back of a container going on a new empty ship.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mocking Bird posted:

My medication organizer came labeled as “massage device”

Thanks for making it weird, vendor

Maybe it has creative uses you haven't yet considered

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

norp posted:

People put far worse things inside them than that

Post/Avatar etc

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bored posted:

The Poo Crew? Croo?

Potty Pals

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

moller posted:

Shitposters.

The least exclusive club

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Funny building blocks indeed! It'll be even funnier as they pick up the kids the police shot down.

For MAXIMUM safeness only use while extremely white

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowy posted:

JUNKMALE

Don't Doxx my Tinder profile

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TLG James posted:

I travel a bit for my job, and one of the places I travel to always has the worse loving showerheads.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/300...iceBeautifyAB=0

This 2 dollar showerhead fixed that problem.

Brand name: MOONBIFFY





My hard water would destroy that thing before the first shower was over

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sex Robot posted:

As somebody who lives in an area with water so hard I'm surprised chalk doesn't come out the taps, you'd be amazed for a night in vinegar every few months does for even the shittiest showerheads, and that's something you could do in a hotel room.

That's very true, yes.

LIFEHACK

walla

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

God I love the full sized ones chillin on the beach living their lives


Please report back after you blow this one a bit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Guy Axlerod posted:

Ugh, who sells ear rings by the piece and not the pair?
:pirate:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Holy gently caress hahahaahaa

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy




Want to carry around a Chinese made lighter filled with dubious electronics strapped directly to your skin?

What could go wrong?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bored posted:

Edit:
Whatever, Granddad :rolleyes:


lmao what the hell

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jesus christ

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