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By observing the selection of astronaut food packages in gift shops and the local Michaels store, I have concluded that astronauts live on a variety of freeze-dried ice creams while in space. I'm assuming that cosmonauts live on freeze dried vodka, but that's neither here nor there. |
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the cool thing about space is its so cold they let it cool off their ice cream before they feast |
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Jan 19, 2017 01:32
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to really learn about astronauts we're going to have to catch one
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Jan 19, 2017 01:35
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omg as if it wasnt scary enough being an astronaut up here NOW BEARS ARE TRYING TO CATCH AND EAT ME! halp pls send salmon |
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Jan 19, 2017 01:39
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if we lay out some of the space icecream as bait, im sure we'll catch a spaceman
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Jan 19, 2017 01:44
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we need a BEAR TRAP, with freeze dried ice cream as bait. we could write "the right stuff" on the edge of the trap as extra incentive to lure an astronaut into it.
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness|
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treasure bear posted:to really learn about astronauts we're going to have to catch one From what little I know of GSJG, we'll need booze and paint to bait the trap.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:59
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wild spacemans were meant to roam free if you really want a spaceman of your own, get one that was raised in captivity. check with fluffie, tailchaser may have one you can foster. the freezedried icecream can be used as rewards to help with training. |
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Jan 19, 2017 02:02
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Robot Made of Meat posted:From what little I know of GSJG, we'll need booze and paint to bait the trap. *sniffs the air cautiously, then scampers away*
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Jan 19, 2017 02:24
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Today i overheard a lady refer to pop as "sodapop". Conclusion: That "woman" was actually a cleverly disguised pile of garbage.
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Jan 20, 2017 00:00
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Today i overheard a lady refer to pop as "sodapop". sodapop is a perfectly acceptable usage south of the mason dixon line, most commonly heard from those who lost loved ones in the Cola Wars
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Jan 20, 2017 00:44
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*sniffs the air cautiously, then scampers away*
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Jan 20, 2017 00:56
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:sodapop is a perfectly acceptable usage south of the mason dixon line, most commonly heard from those who lost loved ones in the Cola Wars *In a kitchen somewhere, Gordon Ramsey's ears prick up* GR: "Did someone say Pepsi?" Sous chef: "No-one even said anything, chef" GR: "Get me a Pepsi then get the F*CK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!" |
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Jan 20, 2017 02:32
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Jan 20, 2017 23:19
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A7L suit. Good choice, kitty
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Jan 21, 2017 00:11
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In space, no one can hear you hock a hairball.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:38
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Observation: mirrored aviator sunglasses are cool as hell. Conclusion: wearing one of those space helmets with the mirrored glass would make you the coolest person alive.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:41
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Pls post field results.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:03
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Observation: mirrored aviator sunglasses are cool as hell. 
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Jan 21, 2017 03:10
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Observation: mirrored aviator sunglasses are cool as hell. Alive is overrated when it comes to space suits coolness.
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Do taikonauts have space sushi? what happens if the sushi pop roll accidentally unravels in zero G? |
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