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In an effort to stay hip and relevant, corporations love to jump on the bandwagon of a popular idea and run it into the ground. For example: Three. Word. Sentences.   Dropping a lettr   ______ly   Renaming 100 year old companies for no reason  (Formerly Kraft Foods)  (Formerly Philip Morris) What other corporate trends will seem passé sooner rather than later?
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appealing to neoliberal social attitudes
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Jan 20, 2017 03:14
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That first thing is actually three separate sentences all containing a single word, so it could be better described as "Three. Sentence. Fragments." You're. Very. Welcome.
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Jan 20, 2017 03:15
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Labeling things as "organic" will be considered as rather quaint and antiquated when our planet becomes a barren husk.
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Jan 20, 2017 03:33
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"small batch."
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Jan 20, 2017 03:48
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suicide safety nets
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Jan 20, 2017 03:52
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I hope they stop putting a period after every word. P. loving. Stupid. 
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Jan 20, 2017 03:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I hope they stop putting a period after every word. P. loving. Stupid. 
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Jan 20, 2017 04:06
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numberoneposter posted:less punctuation more smilies Get. Two. Dogs. 
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Jan 20, 2017 04:08
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employing humans
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Jan 20, 2017 04:09
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dggrly. 
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Jan 20, 2017 04:10
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dusters are gonna make a comeback
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Jan 20, 2017 04:12
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pandering to brics markets
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Jan 20, 2017 04:20
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restraint
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Jan 20, 2017 04:21
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Use of the word "gluten". By 2020 you will never see the word gluten anywhere again.
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Jan 20, 2017 04:22
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Prettz posted:Use of the word "gluten". By 2020 you will never see the word gluten anywhere again. thank god
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Jan 20, 2017 04:22
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Human employees
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Jan 20, 2017 04:23
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caveat emptor is going to replace customer service
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Jan 20, 2017 04:23
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Lately every street/subway ad by some tech startup is done in some atrocious, simple graphic style. They all look the same and it always looks like who ever was in charge couldn't be bothered to hire a designer to do it, rather they have their programmer poo poo it out on their off day. Lyft is the latest culprit guilty of this and I can't wait for this trend to die in a fire.
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Jan 20, 2017 04:33
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having the trappings of a conscious
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Jan 20, 2017 04:35
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You forgot Google's non-computer poo poo being renamed to Alphabet
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Jan 20, 2017 04:36
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Jan 20, 2017 04:36
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Tomato Burger posted:
philip morris was renamed altria because of all the tobacco lawsuits
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Jan 20, 2017 04:37
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Sid Vicious posted:dusters are gonna make a comeback Dgsw is coming back??
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Jan 20, 2017 04:44
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Phlairdon posted:Lately every street/subway ad by some tech startup is done in some atrocious, simple graphic style. They all look the same and it always looks like who ever was in charge couldn't be bothered to hire a designer to do it, rather they have their programmer poo poo it out on their off day. Lyft is the latest culprit guilty of this and I can't wait for this trend to die in a fire. That's a p cool ad though. Considering your eyes might give it 2 seconds of time your brain can process the images/symbols and words like pedestrian signs, but then it breaks the hypnosis of all the city signs and makes you think. Wait, a car that's a roller skate? A rabbit? Your wheels in your brain start turning and now it's in your memory.
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Jan 20, 2017 04:45
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Phlairdon posted:Lately every street/subway ad by some tech startup is done in some atrocious, simple graphic style. They all look the same and it always looks like who ever was in charge couldn't be bothered to hire a designer to do it, rather they have their programmer poo poo it out on their off day. Lyft is the latest culprit guilty of this and I can't wait for this trend to die in a fire. A station entrance for the Bart train in SF is decorated floor to ceiling with garbage facrbook icons all over and it's hideous 
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Jan 20, 2017 04:49
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Wtf KRAFT
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Jan 20, 2017 04:49
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@ and # will go away i hope
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Jan 20, 2017 04:51
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Xaris posted:A station entrance for the Bart train in SF is decorated floor to ceiling with garbage facrbook icons all over and it's hideous Blech what are they advertising a vomitorium? 
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Jan 20, 2017 05:01
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Wtf KRAFT
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Jan 20, 2017 05:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That's a p cool ad though. Considering your eyes might give it 2 seconds of time your brain can process the images/symbols and words like pedestrian signs, but then it breaks the hypnosis of all the city signs and makes you think. Wait, a car that's a roller skate? A rabbit? Your wheels in your brain start turning and now it's in your memory. It looks like a gaudy, hot mess and the first lazy idea that someone came up without the effort of refining it. And unfortunately your not glancing at it for 2 seconds, your looking at it on the train for a half hour when there's nothing else to look at. And the thing is, I've seen about ten dozen ads that look exactly like this and I can't remember the name of a single one of them because they all scream boring and uninspiring. The only reason I remember Lyft is because I remembered their previous ad campaign after seeing this and it was far more interesting to look at.
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Jan 20, 2017 05:06
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Phlairdon posted:It looks like a gaudy, hot mess and the first lazy idea that someone came up without the effort of refining it. And unfortunately your not glancing at it for 2 seconds, your looking at it on the train for a half hour when there's nothing else to look at. And the thing is, I've seen about ten dozen ads that look exactly like this and I can't remember the name of a single one of them because they all scream boring and uninspiring. The only reason I remember Lyft is because I remembered their previous ad campaign after seeing this and it was far more interesting to look at. You are supposed to look at the nuts of the guy across from you
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Jan 20, 2017 05:08
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Phlairdon posted:It looks like a gaudy, hot mess and the first lazy idea that someone came up without the effort of refining it. And unfortunately your not glancing at it for 2 seconds, your looking at it on the train for a half hour when there's nothing else to look at. And the thing is, I've seen about ten dozen ads that look exactly like this and I can't remember the name of a single one of them because they all scream boring and uninspiring. The only reason I remember Lyft is because I remembered their previous ad campaign after seeing this and it was far more interesting to look at. What about an ad that almost seamlessly blends in with its environment with a subtly contrasted brand in the corner or somewhere aesthetically pleasing? Like you don't see it really. it's just a little off from what's there, bricks, concrete, flora, sky, water, but you gotta focus in on it if you wanna see it.
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Jan 20, 2017 05:11
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if there's one thing i've learned from briefly being a media major it's that the venn diagram of 'talented artists' and 'people qualified enough to get hired by corporate america' is a very, very tiny overlap
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Jan 20, 2017 05:12
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The facade of "work health fair screenings" will be lifted to reveal a massive blood database for genetic screening for our corporate overlords led by peter thiel
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Jan 20, 2017 05:13
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we need you to be able to make exactly what we want you to make without any concessions to the original concept or what we expect out of the execution as well as bonus points if you hit these whole bunch of other criteria that will adversely affect the execution of said concept
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Jan 20, 2017 05:14
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Xaris posted:A station entrance for the Bart train in SF is decorated floor to ceiling with garbage facrbook icons all over and it's hideous Techbros with no taste taking over the gay town is hilarious.
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Jan 20, 2017 05:16
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Xaris posted:A station entrance for the Bart train in SF is decorated floor to ceiling with garbage facrbook icons all over and it's hideous Hobos poop so much the escalators breAk
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Jan 20, 2017 05:17
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Wtf KRAFT Kraft is Gerber is Purina is Perrier is all Nestle. Rebranding Kraft foods as "Mondelez International" in this case is a quality smokescreen and is likely to INCREASE in the near future for all the major corporations that have been undergoing major mergers.
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Jan 20, 2017 05:18
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"Download our app and skip the lines at [fast food or equally stupid place]"
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