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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer



H~E~L~L~O! We are so happy to see you! Well, not too happy of course because we are in the middle of our workout with the Queen. We cannot skip leg day, or we will look as small and silly as you! We cannot have that. We have decided that 21 of you are going to play a game! Why? We are bored with the stars and want a new form of entertainment. We think it'd be fun to watch you all KILL EACH OTHER. Just pretend of course! We so do love rough housing. DID YOU KNOW? We once entered a junior-league boxing match and took second place. Second place is unacceptable though, and Papa destroyed our glorious trophy. It was quite sad. BUT we also met the Queen so it's all cool.

Oh yeah. ANYWAY. We think you should all have cool special abilities. We are making this game a ~ROLE MADNESS~ with no regular roles! WE ALSO HAVE A SUPER COOL AND SWEET AWESOME TWIST~! We cannot have you all rolling up Katamari while duking it out, but we do love rolling so much that we have decided WE WILL TRY OUR HAND! Every day will have a new theme! The more posts that integrate the theme into their posting, the bigger the katamari will be! Isn't that neat? No? WELL, IT MAY ALSO BENEFIT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS TOO! We can't give too much of the fun away, but we will say that each theme will have a different present to give out for both the good and the bad people! WE HOPE THIS IS EXCITING! Oh yeah! If you just post theme related content in posts that have no game related content, they won't count! Don't disappoint us like that

We realize it might be hard to read our glorious text, so we have consolidated the rules for you. We are too nice, really.

  • This is a mafia game for 21 players!
  • This is a role madness game with no standard roles!
  • There is a DAY MECHANIC!
  • We expect 5 posts per game day per player! If not, you are freely lynchable! Also you will make us sad!
  • Days will be 48 hours and nights will be 24!
  • If you don't follow The Rules prepare to be destroyed!
  • H A V E F U N

  1. CapitalistPig
  2. CCKeane
  3. Cheap Trick souvenirs
  4. Dick Bastardly
  5. drowned in pussy juice
  6. Epsilon Plus
  7. EXAKT Science
  8. Flying Leatherman
  9. got some chores tonight
  10. GulagDolls
  11. Hal Incandenza
  12. Infinitum
  13. Jonathan Fisk
  14. King Burgundy
  15. Murmur Twin
  16. OMGVBFLOL
  17. Quidthulhu
  18. Raeg
  19. Somberbrero
  20. this is a stickup
  21. Tired Moritz
  22. TMMadman
  23. Tobbs Gnawed



Kashuno fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 27, 2017

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na nanana na na
Na na na nana naaaaaaaa

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



This is not a signup, but you missed an oppurtunity to call this Roll Madness. I am disappoint.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


content

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



*farts*

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!



Yes!

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.


Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

Rolling staarrrrr~

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!




da ba, ba daa~

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!



Yup!

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

edit: never mind

Juchero fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 20, 2017

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Sure

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jo3Zg1n7Jk

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



i hate kings and will destroy all kings, in this game of mafia, that i will play, in.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Count me in!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

We about half full invite your friends!

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



I want to roll all you up into my life

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Hal Incandenza posted:

I want to roll all you up into my life

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Yes please

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


By the way I've never played any katamari games. Am I missing out?

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!



The first game is great and you should play it right away.

I've heard the second game is kind of the same but not as fun.

The rest are pretty much crap.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Actually they are all good

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.


Fun Shoe

I loved Katamari Damacy.

I did not enjoy Katamari Forever nearly as much.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Soiled Meat

I have a strict 2 game policy, but CYOMusical Mafia looks dead in the water, so sign me the gently caress they up

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


This is the best Katamari song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwmDUVxBxA0

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer


INCORRECT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CavGSsyv2r4

get your friends to sign up

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

we will not be starting until monday but still~

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Grimey Drawer

I will roll like a scarab in the desert.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


Dick Bastardly posted:

I will roll like a scarab in the desert.

I would like to observe but also someone please kill this man night 1, thanks

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

this is a stickup posted:

I would like to observe but also someone please kill this man night 1, thanks

We do not do obs docs just so you know!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Grimey Drawer

this is a stickup posted:

I would like to observe but also someone please kill this man night 1, thanks

The D1/N1 deadman saga continues...

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


nvm im out sorry

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Would quite enjoy playing the Mafia if there's space.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


swans is done so I will now take killing dickb into my own hands. thanks for you're all cooperation!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Grimey Drawer

this is a stickup posted:

swans is done so I will now take killing dickb into my own hands. thanks for you're all cooperation!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




This game needs to start.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

This game needs to start.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!



TMMadman posted:

This game needs to start.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


make me scum please im getting tilted by all these trash towns im playing w/

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



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