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Jan 20, 2017 19:30
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with as much shame as possible
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Jan 20, 2017 19:34
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i store them in plastic jugs until the ate to perfection 
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Jan 20, 2017 19:37
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farting in a vaccum cleaner
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Jan 20, 2017 19:59
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Shower farts a best farts. The hard surfaces and confined space help maintain fart integrity and the warm water helps minimize outside contaminants
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Jan 20, 2017 20:37
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Shower farts a best farts. The hard surfaces and confined space help maintain fart integrity and the warm water helps minimize outside contaminants it always smells like eggs to me  but i think the steam makes it more smellable(sp?)
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Jan 20, 2017 20:54
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Fart while doing a handstand and then quickly jump onto your feet, the fart now at face level.
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Jan 20, 2017 21:04
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egg_dog posted:Fart while doing a handstand and then quickly jump onto your feet, the fart now at face level. i dont think most goons have this type of coordination, but maybe try running inc ircles really fast with your head down like a linebacker and fart?
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Jan 20, 2017 21:12
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One time I farted just before getting out of bed. And when I went to bed that night the fart was still under the covers. It was like a little present to myself.
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Jan 20, 2017 22:08
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I just make sure my farts are smelly enough to smell without me taking extra effort
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Jan 20, 2017 22:13
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Alas, I have no sense of smell, so I can only dream...
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Jan 20, 2017 22:21
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AKA Pseudonym posted:One time I farted just before getting out of bed. And when I went to bed that night the fart was still under the covers. It was like a little present to myself. Owchie wah wah now that's what I call a wake up call! 
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Jan 20, 2017 23:03
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Classic move : cup your hand and fart in it- better be quick!
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Jan 20, 2017 23:04
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the "hotbox technique"
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Jan 20, 2017 23:32
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Jan 20, 2017 23:38
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Holy moley  
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Jan 21, 2017 00:01
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Slump on my bed and fart, it wafts up from my lap so I can smell it and then I wonder why I don't have a boyfriend
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Jan 21, 2017 02:30
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Clones-turned-sex slaves
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Jan 21, 2017 02:43
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Fart in someone's mouth, then rush to kiss them like a snowball
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Jan 21, 2017 03:29
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Sentient Data posted:Fart in someone's mouth, then rush to kiss them like a snowball hubba hubba, has anyone ever tried to catch their fart in a dehumidfier and turn it into dust and sniff it? ????
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Jan 21, 2017 04:21
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Fart underwater then catch the fart bubbles with your mouth before the sonic drowning music starts playing.
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Jan 22, 2017 01:29
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bossy lady posted:Fart underwater then catch the fart bubbles with your mouth before the sonic drowning music starts playing. This is a great take on a classic! Here is one for all my freaks out there, fart all your farts on dryer fabric sheets and put them in with your clothes you'll be smelling your farts all week!
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Jan 22, 2017 07:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:but i think the steam makes it more smellable(sp?) This is true. I heard it on a radio science show (featuring an actual respected scientist, Dr. Karl. Sounds fake, but look him up). He said something along the lines of fart molecules are really good at binding to steam molecules, and because the steam is already airborne, its easier for the fart smell to get to your nose. I don't remember the details, but that's the gist of it. That's why farts smell so much worse in the shower.
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Jan 22, 2017 07:42
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Last night my girlfriend told me she never thought anyone could ever fart more than her dad. Until she met me 
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Jan 22, 2017 20:22
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Extrapolation method: Find someone of similar height and build, eat the same stuff they do then sniff their farts after a while. The farts will basically smell like yours.
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Jan 22, 2017 21:33
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rumble in the bunghole posted:Extrapolation method: Find someone of similar height and build, eat the same stuff they do then sniff their farts after a while. The farts will basically smell like yours. im not sure this is scientifically accurate ????
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Jan 23, 2017 01:03
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rumble in the bunghole posted:Extrapolation method: Find someone of similar height and build, eat the same stuff they do then sniff their farts after a while. The farts will basically smell like yours. Or just cover yourself in a big heavy blanket after some Indian food and breath deeply. Those farts are nuts.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:25
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try shjoving a turkey baster up your butt and suck the farts out before they come! 
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Jan 23, 2017 02:13
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The apparatus from a Jackass movie I think. mask with a tube connecting down to another thing so the air goes only up to your face.
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Jan 23, 2017 02:19
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Fart in your girlfriend/boyfriend's mouth, then shove your nose in their mouth. Makes a great birthday present for them.
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Jan 23, 2017 04:11
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Fart into somebody else's butt then they fart it back into your butt and you pass it back and forth like a train
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Jan 25, 2017 16:29
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fart repeatedly in a jar, let it ferment for a month then open it up and smell the roses
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Jan 25, 2017 16:35
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i fart in tuperwear with a wet sponge and the fart molecules actually transfer in it , itsnot a perfect science yet but i am working on it
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Jan 25, 2017 16:58
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stick a dishwasher tablet up your rear end then fire it out and immediately into the diswasher. now all your cutlery and stuff will smell of fart
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Jan 25, 2017 17:15
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OT: my dog took a poop the other day and coughed at the same time as she was squatting and hand to go a turd shot out like a foot from her butt like a torpedo
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Jan 25, 2017 17:36
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fart on one side of the bed then role over to fart on the other side of the bed then roll back to the original side and realise you've trapped yourself in your own farts
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Feb 7, 2017 02:03
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Situps.
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Feb 7, 2017 02:05
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drink an entire bottle of cheap red wine and a tub of hummus. not only are farts plentiful but also smell like burnt rubber. a win/win
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one morning I woke up and let loose the biggest loudest and longest fart ever in my life. ever since i have felt a great longing to have that fart back, that i may pass it thru my anus once last time. all other farts pale in comparison and fail to truly satisfy me
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