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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
use a turkey baster and just those mother fuckers out there!

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Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
Hey thread, I happen to have a long history with competitive fart smelling and I had a special suit constructed for the purpose:



It's a costume modified for my own use, there's a butt plug I insert that collects gasses and ventilates them to the backpack where it collected and stored. this allows me to sample farts I have had recently or as long as 2 or 3 days ago, so I can gauge and rate them. If I let a fart be stored any longer than that it goes stale and kinda smells like poo poo.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
how much does one of those bad boys set you back?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:gb2gbs:

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

how much does one of those bad boys set you back?

An assload

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

a poster must fart in he own mouth

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Jinh posted:

An assload

:eyepop:

Humpback Or Front
Jun 18, 2006
farting in the car and locking the windows and doors

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
pooping a time capsule and fifty years later open that bad boy up when youre mayor/overlord

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
Bent over in front of desk fan


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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Jinh posted:

Bent over in front of desk fan




This is very important resource thank you

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