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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Confirmed

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

My final fantasy is Willy wonkas chocolate factory

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Hello everyone, I've not read anything yet and I dont plan to until t-minus 7 hours to lynch. See y'all later.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

CapitalistPig posted:

Every player gets 10 CP!

Sweet.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Holy moly so many posts

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I vote A

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Hey sorry about to go to bed, sorry for not posting more today. Was doing homework and watching football. Both my teams won, gently caress the steelers.

Let's not no lynch today ##vote moatillata

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Asiina posted:

I want to make it very clear right now exactly 30 minutes before deadline.

I will not vote Moat even to prevent a no lynch.

I will die on this hill.

Who should I vote for instead?
I'm about to go to bed!!

That rhymes

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

##vote illegally sober

Sorry for lack of posting today. I'll be much more free to read everything I missed tomorrow

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

@Inifinitum, I just don't want a no lynch, I've not been reading closely today. I will catch up tomorrow, and well, I believe in asiina. She's not faking she's angry right now and I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's not angry cause we caught her teammate

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I hate no lynches, let's not do that

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

this is a stickup posted:

I thought you were going to bed? was that just an excuse to throw dow a vote with no repercussions?

I'm posting from my bed on my phone listening to a Steven king audio book. I decided to switch to IS cause Asiina felt real strongly about him, but now since that might not happen I'll have to switch to moatillata. Which means I can just wait until midnight to turn off the phone and go to bed

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

5 mins left. Do we need to switch back to moat?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Ok well see you guys tomorrow.

Night all

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I got RB'd last night, at least my spell failed

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Im having a hard time engaging with this thread, could each of you guys give me some "homework" and tell me a person that you'd like for me to read their post history and give my thoughts on? That'd be great.

I always have a hard time re-entering a conversation when I missed time out. I make a lot of my calls from the context and nuance of different situations as they occur.

I'm going to limit this to four people for the time being, and maybe more depending on how much time i have tonight.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I also had 5 Chore points stolen from me last night on top of the RB.

Someone's a thief

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

GulagDolls posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALEwLnq1ZrI


These are the journal entries of famed archaeologist Doctor Takahashi, recollected from the "Merk's Tomb" dig site, which has since been quarantined. Doctor Takahashi's writings are fragmentary and presented as they were found, unchanged.

JOURNAL #2010:

DOCTOR TAKAHASHI: For years, I have extensively documented the mysterious artifacts known as "cases." Who created the cases? For what purpose did they serve these ancient peoples? No matter how many hours I spent pouring myself into my research, I could not uncover the answer. For months I tossed and turned, my mind a miasma of sorrow and rage. I began to think that the only way to understand the minds of these case-makers, was to attempt to make a case MYSELF. My colleagues call this endeavor a "ferocious obsession," but I remain steadfast. Thankfully, my laboratory assistant, "IllegallySober," has agreed to support me in this. They will attempt to make cases of their own, and in turn be the subject of my case.


DOCTOR TAKAHASHI: Though not a member of the Proto-Humanoid race of peoples known as "Mafia Players" myself, I was confident in my ability to imitate their actions. My only hope is that it is safe to do so. For what use is knowledge, if one loses his soul? Nevertheless, I surmised that my specimen seemed... self-conscious. They had made an excuse for themselves being late, despite the lack of any impetus, urging, or harassment from their peers. From this, I gathered that, perhaps, they were hiding something.

JOURNAL #2015


DOCTOR TAKAHASHI: It has been three days since I began making the "case." Astonishing to think that the structure of these artifacts remained largely the same over thousands of years, as the populace that invented them was overtaken and swollen with savages from the Southeast, but I digress. Here, I once again take note of my subject's anxious heart. In so many words, they
had brought up two opposing arguments, and both rejected and embraced them at the same time. This behaviour speaks of a narcissistic mind, concerned only with itself. I begin to grow disgusted with my fellow. I know that they are hiding something. I will uncover the truth.


A piece of writing from another researcher, the only one of its kind, was also recovered. From our best estimates, It would seem to fit in somewhere between entries 2015 and 2030 of Takahashi's writings.

JOURNAL X:

UNKNOWN: Dr Takahashi's obsession is truly frightening...some say he is part Mafia Player himself. I feel extremely uneasy with him heading this expedition. Our numbers have thinned considerably from the many traps set to protect the tomb of "Merk." Yet we slouch onward without reluctance, as if pulled deeper by some unseen hand...

JOURNAL #2030


DOCTOR TAKAHASHI: Since the dawn of civilization, mankind has been enthralled and stupefied by the majestic glory of Merk. His influence holds language even today. Who has not said that they would like to be "as good as Merk," or described their hatred of the Australians as "Merk-like"? Injudicious nu-humans would deny us this benevolent heritage in favor of an insensitive and vacuous populism. My fellow researcher was a perfect example of this. After so long into our expedition, they still approached their casework with such non-nonchalance. How could they not see the importance of what we were doing?! They continued to rely on what the [unintelligible] called "Joke-phase."

But that is at an end now. I have found the resting place of Merk. He has spoken to me. He has told me that there is a way to blow away the noxious miasma infesting our country and reinstate His divine rule. The offering of blood and spirit has been made. Their is only one step left. I will now sever my own head and place it upon the cerebral chrono-platform.


After an investigation of Merk's Tomb, Doctor Takahashi and his fellow researchers were declared missing. There were fresh blood spatters found in many corridors and rooms, but no bodies. The burial chamber room was also found completely empty. An investigation into these disappearances is ongoing.

##vote illegallysober

This is an amazing post

##vote IS

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

WHO STOLE MY CHORE POINTS?

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