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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Ditto.

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

"Bastion" (Sebastian Gustavus van Dorn)

You can see why he's called the "Bastion" - he's utterly massive, probably the largest Space Marine you've ever seen, wrapped in ancient, gore-stained armor that groans as it struggles to contain his bulk. He looks like he could breach a fortress with his head - with his helmet off, he looks like he has.

He's young by the standards of the Deathwatch. Driven. More than just a hunger for glory, he assaults every enemy like he's avenging a personal slight, grudgingly, like it's a sliver of some larger insult. He's only grown more intense since induction into the Deathwatch.

His craggy face relaxes from its perpetual scowl as he salutes you. It's a horrifying expression, but he does appear to be genuinely pleased to meet you.
"I am a master of the pain glove, but it's nothing compared to the training of the Deathwatch. I look forward to serving with you."

pre:
Mastercrafted Force Sword
70/75
1d10+22R P8
*Swift Attack
*+10 WS +2 Damage vs Xenos or Heretics
*+10 WS vs TRAITORS!
*Opposed WP +1d10/DoS Ignores Armor&Toughness
*+10 Feint
*-30 WS to enemy when in Defensive Stance

Duty's End, Imperial Fist's Relic Storm Shield
+15 Parry
Guarded Attack Half Action

Smite
Modified like Ranged attack
Reg
*115
*60m 6d10E P6 Blast(6)
*Phenomena on Doubles
Lite
*100
*30m 3d10E P3 Blast(3)
Max
*125
*90m 9d10E P9 Blast(9)
*Phenomena
*Fatigue on Doubles

Wave of Penance
Dodged as AoE attack
Reg
*115
*60m 6d10X
*Phenomena on Doubles
Lite
*100
*30m 3d10X
Max
*130
*90m 9d10X
*Phenomena
*Fatigue on Doubles

Psy Rating VI
Fear 1
Hates Traitor Legions
Hunts Aliens
Scourges Heretics

Spend Reaction to Interfere with Enemy Psyker within 80 meters Opposed Willpower

Move Half/Full/Charge/Run
4/8/12/24
Initiative 3

60 Force Field, Overload 01-05
Negate 2 AP
24 09A+04S+11T Body
21 07A+04S+10T Left Arm
17 07A+10T Rest

30 Dodge
70 Awareness (Reroll)
65 Psyniscience
115 Opposed Focus Power

21 Wounds
03 Fate

Icon of the Iron Cage
+10 ST, TO, WP for 1 Turn
pre:
Name: Bastion
Rank: 5 (30000/35000)
Hero
Chapter: Imperial Fists
Specialty: Librarians
Past: Brothers No More
Demeanor: Sons of Dorn, Hot-Blooded
Trapping: Icon of the Iron Cage
Solo Ability: Siege Master
Squad Attack: Tactical Bolter Drill, Unto the Breach
Squad Defense: Hold at All Costs, Exemplar of Stoicism

WS**-- (06) 1x60 30+20+05S+05I
BS---- (03) 1x35 30+00+05A
St---- (12) 2x70 30+20(+20A)
To**-- (12) 2x60 30+20+05S+05I
Ag---- (03) 1x30 30+00
In*--- (04) 1x45 30+10+05S
Pe*--- (04) 1x45 30+10+05S
Wp**** (08) 1x80 30+20+10C+05S+05I+05T+E
Fe---- (05) 1x50 30+00+20A

WP 21/21
FP 3/3
IP 4
CP 2

Move Half/Full/Charge/Run
3/6/9/18

Skills
70 Awareness 40PE+20Auspex+10Familiar+05Armor+ & Reroll
70 Climb
Concealment
30 Dodge
30 Drive (Ground Vehicles, Personal)
70 Intimidate
95 Invocation
Navigation (Surface)
65 Psyniscience II
Silent Move
60 Tactics (Assault) II
60 Tracking
Cipers (Imperial Fists Runes)
Literacy
Speak Language (High Gothic, Low Gothic)
45 Common Lore(Adeptus Astartes, Deathwatch, Imperium, War)
45 Scholastic Lore (Codex Astartes)
45 Forbidden Lore (Pyskers, Xenos)
65 Forbidden Lore (Traitor Legions) II

Talents
Ambidextrous
Bulging Biceps
Deathwatch Training
Hardy
Hatred (Traitor Legions)
Hunter of Aliens
Iron Jaw
Killing Strike
Nerves of Steel
Quick Draw
Scourge of Heretics
Sprint
Strong Minded
Swift Attack
True Grit
Unarmed Master
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight)
Resistance (Psychic Powers)
Weapon Training (Astartes)

Traits
Unnatural Strength 2
Unnatural Toughness 2

Psy Rating VI
Augury
Possibility Shield
Reading
Short-Range Telepathy
Long-Range Telepathy
Smite
Wave of Penance

Gear
Terminator Armor
 14 AP
 Auto-Stabilized
 +30 Strength
 Squad Rank +1 for Support Range
 Force Field 35 No Overload
 Fear 1
 -20 Agility
 No Dodge
 No Run
Storm Shield
 55 01-10
 +4 Armor Left Arm & Body
Mark IV Maximus Armor
  Blood of the Enemy: +1 Fear
  Mark VII Element: Helmet
  Helm of Mordicus: Mark II Helmet
 AP 7/9
 +20 St
 +5 Awareness
 Osmotic Gill Life Sustainer
 6/6 Pain Suppressant Doses
 Vox Link
 Magnetized Boot Soles
 2 weeks Nutrient Recycling
 Recoil Suppression
 -10 Manual Dexterity
 +5 BS
 +5 FE
 +10 Command
 +15 Fellowship with Space Marines

Astartes Force Sword
Astartes Bolter, Fire Selector
Astartes Bolt Pistol
Astartesd Combat Knife
Astartes Frag Grenades 3
Astartes Krak Grenades 3
Repair Cement

Jump Pack
Psychic Hood

Augmetics
Exceptional Augur Array
Exceptional MIU
Exceptional Bionic Heart

Advancement 0050(18450/18500)
0100 Deed: Pain Glove Mastery
0100 Drive (Personal)
0400 Invocation
0400 Forbidden Lore (Pyskers)
Session 1
0200 Willpower (Simple)
Session 2
0750 Long-Range Telepathy
Session 3
Session 4
Session 5
0300 Hatred (Traitor Legions)
0500 Augury
0100 Forbidden Lore (Traitor Legions)
0100 Forbidden Lore (Traitor Legions)+10
0100 Forbidden Lore (Traitor Legions)+20
0500 Willpower (Intermediate)
0200 Weapon Skill (Simple)
Session 6
Session 7
0500 Psy Rating 4
Session 8
1000 Familiar
1000 Possibility Shield
1000 Willpower (Trained)
0500 Weapon Skill (Intermediate)
Session 9
0200 Perception (Simple)
0200 Intelligence (Simple)
0500 Psy Rating 5
Session 10
Session 11
Session 12
0700 Swift Attack
1000 Hunter of Aliens
Session 13
1000 Psy Rating VI
1500 Wave of Penance
0100 Tactics (Assault)+10
0100 Tactics (Assault)+20
1000 Strong Minded
1000 Scourge of Heretics
1500 Willpower (Expert)
0500 Toughness (Simple)
1000 Toughness (Intermediate)
0400 Psyniscience+10
pre:
Familiar (Servo Skull)
WS BS ST TO AG IN PE WP FE
15 15 10 20 30 15 35 20 --
Wounds 4
+10 Awareness
+10 Concealment
+00 Dodge
+10 Silent Move 
+20 [SKILL]
Fearless
Dark Sight
Flier (6)
Machine (2)
Size (Puny)
Vox & Cogitator
Quill, Ink, & Expanded Memory Storage

To Librarian
+1 Initiative
+10 Focus Power
+10 Awareness
+10 Psyniscience
pre:
190/200
060 Duty's End, Imperial Fist Relic Storm Shield
050 Adamantine Mantle
050 Force Sword (Mastercrafted)
015 Psychic Hood
015 Jump Pack
Power Armor Marks: 1d10 1
Power Armor History: 3#1d5 4 2 5 3#1d10 4 1 10
Power Armor History: Mark VII Elements: 1d10 6 Mark VII Helmet, overridden by Helm of Mordicus.
Welp! Maximus Armor, with a Crusade Helm. I always get the most ancient of poo poo.
Insanity & Wounds: 2#1d5 1 4

Fate 1-7 3, 8-9 4, 10 5: 1d10 6

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Feb 25, 2018

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Rites of Battle
MK IV is the oldest one that you can roll for, unfortunately - no :rock: Thunder Warriors :rock: from that table.

What date is the first session?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I have had a revelation. My magic pain glove tells me that I am ready.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Spending 200 XP to get a Simple Willpower advance. Saving the rest for next time.
Bastion is self-flagellating to atone for messing up the Smite on the Dark Eldar leader.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Going to volunteer to be Leader next game, and since we know we'll be fighting Tau, we should go with the Oath of Knowledge and its sweet, sweet +10 BS&WS vs a Xeno species.

Also, in the core book, all the servitors require Distinguished Renown.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Heads up, next session I will be in Dover, UK. Attendance hinges on being able to find some wifi and a place to game.
I'm probably not going to be able to see the maps, either.

If I can't make it, assume Bastion lost the key to his Pain Glove and is waiting for the Techmarines to forge a new one.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Moonwolf posted:

I noticed that you've got your bonus to Fel from your armour wrong. You get +15 from the Mark, and another +5 from one of the histories, rather than +15 total.
Edited, thanks. That'll come in handy whenever I get around to leading.
"Everyone breathes a sigh of relief as Bastion puts on his helmet. Now they're free to imagine being lead by some ancient warrior of great renown, instead of Bastion.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Stealth? That's when you don't bellow at the top of your lungs, correct? What a strange concept. I guess I will not be taking the back banner. :(

I don't need much either, I kill dudes with mind bullets. Let me know if there's something you want, I'm just grabbing random things that might be useful.

15 Jump Pack
12 Auspex
05 Cartograph
05 Stummer
12 Melta Bomb
06 Charm
20 Cameleoline Cloak
05 Cameleoline Tarpaulin
75

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Also, why are you carrying, uh, a chainaxe and three chainswords? Are you going to juggle them?

Maybe take a bunch of grenades to go with the jump packs, so you can fly over Tau and poop grenades on their heads like giant pigeons?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Time is fine for me. That's going to be 1900 local for me.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Do we get XP between missions or between sessions?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Congrats on the GRE! I'll Smite some Xenos for you!

Long-Range Telepathy is too tempting to pass up, so Bastion has figured out how to communicate while screaming at the top of his lungs.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Going to save up for one of the rad 1000 point Psychic Powers.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I think most of the Relics require you to be at least Distinguished or Famed.

I don't have much to buy - if noone else needs my points, I'll take this moment to pick up some cybernetics. I'm thinking about picking up an Exceptional Auger Array and an Exceptional MIU, maybe an Exceptional Bionic Heart so that I can Sprint.
Any of the Imperial Assets look good? Not sending any dudes into the TOP SECRET INQUISITION COMPLEX to steal our glory, but might want to set aside some Requisition for Close Air Support (20 points per flight of 1d5+1 Thunderbolts) to chase off those pesky Fighta-Bombas.

So far,
22.5 Exceptional Augur Array
22.5 Exceptional MIU
22.5 Exceptional Bionic Heart
67.5/100

It's out of character, but I'm going to have to skip the Pain Glove for this mission. I guess Bastion will just have to content himself with headbutting the training servitors on the way over.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
It's the Motion Tracker that works for rapid fire.
Camo-Cloaks and Jump Packs are always handy.

Do we want to request some SWEET COMBAT BIKES so Brother Blender can be an outrider for us?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
TWIN-LINKED ASSAULT CANNONS!

JcDent, go with the Rad-Flamer - it's basically designed for use on Orks, after all.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I guess I'm just going to grab a Charm, and then save the rest for calling in support during the mission.

I think the most important question is "Who gets to use their magboots to surf into battle atop the Razorback?"

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Yeah, looking forward to the next game.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I forgot to say last time, but the "Krump Jets" made me really giggle.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
We've got a chatlog, but it's not very informative. It's almost all vocal, and through Discord at that. Can always ask for help back in the 40K thread.

Crazy Checklist of Space Marine Organs
  • Secondary Heart - Passive, contributes to Unnatural Strength and Toughness
  • Ossmodula - Passive, contributes to Unnatural Toughness
  • Biscopea - Passive, contributes to Unnatural Strength
  • Haemastamen - Passive, contributes to Unnatural Strength and Toughness
  • Larraman's Organ - Passive, Immune to Blood Loss, True Grit Talent
  • Catalepsean Node - Passive, no penalties to Perception from prolonged awakeness.
  • Preomnor - +20 Toughness vs Poison
  • Omophagea - 420 EAT BRAINS ERRY DAY
  • Multi-lung - Reroll drowning&asphyxiation, +30 vs gases & reroll, breathe water.
  • Occulobe - Passive, Heightened Senses (Sight) Talent
  • Lyman’s Ear - Passive, Heightened Senses (Hearing) Talent
  • Sus-an Membrane - Suspended animation
  • Melanchromic Organ - Passive, contributes to Unnatural Toughness, resist radiation
  • Oolitic Kidney - Reroll vs Poison
  • Neuroglottis - Taste Poison, smell Poison, Track
    • Just tested it out at the noble's residence
  • Mucranoid - Reroll Toughness vs Temperatures
  • Betcher’s Gland - ACID SPIT!
    • About 0.03 cc/minute
  • Progenoids - Harvested to make new Space Marines
    • We haven't lost anyone, but we did get them from the pilot
  • Black Carapace - Passive, armor interface

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 9, 2017

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Okay, I took Divination, to help track down the Warsmith, I took Hatred (Traitor Legions) and Forbidden Lore (Traitor Legions)+20 for ridiculously cheap from the Imperial Fists advances, and then a little boost to Willpower and Weapon Skill. I have added the Warsmith to the Book of Grudges.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Well, Bastion is going to be Pushing the Divination power to track down the Alpha Legion creep. Time to break out the Magic Pain Glove.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Got to go to the library, the Blood Angels nerd got his arm blown off by a booby trapped book, and we beat the crap out of a horde of heretics. Ate some brains, tracked down their hideout and found out that they don't know where the grave is hidden, so their plan B is to kick off a war and see if the archaeotech strangeness goes off. A bunch of sentinels showed up, and I got to go all Revengeance of one of them!

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Okay, that is sweet. "We have no need to spit acid, when we can just drink gas and spit fire!"
Have to remember to check using acid spit off the list of weirdass Space Marine powers.

Also laughing at the flower name. I had though you said Cinnabar.
Also I should probably take the 85, i ate the most food. Besides, my huge toughness and my freakish biology (another power, check) means I have a decent chance of tanking it.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Well, we haven't had the opportunity to use a boarding torpedo lately. Foil his plans on the planet, pursue him to his ship and blow him up. Blow up the ship, too. Maybe surf back down to the planet aboard the wreckage.

Hope everyone remembers to wear their helmet or use their third lung.

Bastion's interrogation style, where he just negs the subject into bragging about their secrets, is called "pride and ego down" by the US Army. I don't think the Army has a term for cracking open someone's skull and sucking out the delicious knowledge inside.
Since I don't have the Interrogate skill, I think this just Bastion being Bastion.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Yeah, I'm in for Sunday.

Do Primaris Marines have any more or less of the freaky Space Marine abilities?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I'm good - Father's day is usually a go-out-for-breakfast thing, will be done before game.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Sounds like Bastion's got a lonely weekend with the Pain Glove.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Welp, spent 1000XP and got a Familiar Servo Skull. A relic of some grumpy librarian. "I'm too old for this poo poo."
Boosted Willpower and Weapons Skill, and got Probability Shield, to boost the Kill Team.

Requisitioned a Psychic Hood and my usual Force Sword - 10 points left if anyone needs it, or alternatively if anyone has spare points left over I upgrading to a Master Force Sword costs 25 points.
I imagine the Imperial Fists version of the Psychic Hood looks like a little castle, maybe like a Mural Crown. "No such thing as too fortified."

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jul 10, 2017

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Ah, but which xenos? Or what if there's more than one kind? OR IT'S FULL OF TRAITORS! RARGH!

I certainly won't say no to a sweet sword, but if anyone else needs the points more I'm happy to donate mine. 25 loose points.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I'm cool with that, though you have the Bolter special ability, instead of the one that lets you use Chapter Squad modes on everyone.
Go with Oath to the Emperor, I guess.

Storm Shields are always fun. Especially if you combine them with that Storm Bolter of yours, SWAT style. They're 35 requisition.
A Motion Predictor makes you even more likely to hit. 20 requisition.
Cybernetics are nice because they're permanent.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Yeah, I don't know if there is an official policy for this kind of thing - it's probably a rare enough event that there's not a ton of precedent other than using loyalists from the Traitor Legions to make Grey Knights for there to be an established policy. I've always liked the idea that there's Watch Commanders and Captains using Blackshields with 'clouded origins' to pad out their forces.

It's a good conundrum - if it can be used, it's valuable enough to hurl wave after wave of Marines to retrieve. If. And by the same token we absolutely cannot let the Traitor Legions reclaim it.
I suggest we tape all our spare grenades to the caskets so we can make sure they're destroyed rather than captured.

The caskets aren't really mobile, are they? I guess we camp out until the Inquisitor can send in a retrieval team or we're able to start the ship up and drive it back to the Watch Fortress. Time to fortify this area against the worst that the Traitors and the Hulk itself can hurl at us.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

JcDent posted:

It's like you're an Imperial Fist or something.
Finally, the sole use for that overpriced Siegecraft talent!

As bad as splitting the party is, we need to let the Inquisitor know what we've found. One group forts up in the medbay, the other dashes off to inform the Inquisitor? Bastion and Kalderich are slow, they should probably dig in.

Alternatively, Bastion hasn't done any ridiculous weightlifting lately, maybe we can just carry them off.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Oh wow, that's really cool. I'll think on it, but I can't really reply since I'm about to board a plane to Glorious People's Republic of China and I have no idea if any of this is on the ban list.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Psychic Hood and Force sword, 50/60.

Not enough left over for a jump pack, so no zooming down the halls from meeting to meeting shouting "WHEE!" for Bastion.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
JCDent, Moonwolf, RipVanWinkle, & Eponymous
Next opening for Goonllaris is on Saturday the 2nd of September at 1600-2000 UTC. Labor Day weekend, for those in the US.

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Goonllaris game up. Password is Stairs

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Ready to kick some traitorous rear end!

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Psychic Hood and Jump Pack, 5 points left over.
I'm couldn't afford a sword so I'm only carrying my beatstick, but that's okay, I took Swift Attack and Hunter of Aliens.

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