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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Pick up your official Carmella snapback, available at men's fine clothiers everywhere

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I'm starting to like Carmella and I feel bad for her that this is what she's stuck with

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that wasnt funny

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
'sir we need to film a part of our tv wrestling show in this store'

'okay well i'll need to get the manager'

'alright i'll wait'

thats a better segment right there

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I don't know what chain this was shot in, but it looks like a thrift store in my area.

Carmella is also thoroughly repulsed by Ellsworth.

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
I'm so on board with this segment.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i wonder if the writers decided dante should be obviously gay in that skit or if it was the actor's decision

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
well, uh, sure

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
THANKS A LOT ROAD DOGG.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Blasmeister posted:

for some reason i thought the shop assistant was going to be goldust

It was Kalisto

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Corbin rocking that "Early male-pattern baldness" hat

Nilbop fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 25, 2017

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Oh my god that outfit saved the whole segment

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
If Omega/Okada is half of why I watch wrestling, then that Ellsworth segment is the other half.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

that was a fun segment

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Counter to everyone: that segment established that James Ellsworth only owns wrestling gear and t-shirts with his face on them.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Go RV! posted:

holey moley Mickie is ACTING

Sort of reminds me of her wrestling

https://zippy.gfycat.com/AdeptWideeyedChanticleer.webm

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soothing Vapors posted:

I'm starting to like Carmella and I feel bad for her that this is what she's stuck with

Same

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

DoctorGonzo posted:

THANKS A LOT ROAD DOGG.

can't wait for him to become the commissioner of smackdown after bryan takes off to watch his kid/prepare to die in a japanese ring.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Parade of jobbers coming?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Go RV! posted:

that was a fun segment

It ran too long but I dug Ellsworth going out and about in his ring gear.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Counter to everyone: that segment established that James Ellsworth only owns wrestling gear and t-shirts with his face on them.

lol

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jerusalem posted:

It ran too long but I dug Ellsworth going out and about in his ring gear.

"I wanted to be just like my favorite Smackdown superstar, RANDY ORTON!"

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
also, what does everyone think ellsworth got arrested for?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

thicc

bartok
May 10, 2006



CBJSprague24 posted:

I don't know what chain this was shot in, but it looks like a thrift store in my area.

Carmella is also thoroughly repulsed by Ellsworth.

It did remind me of the Goodwill across the street from the Old North Arcade in Columbus.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


I like that Becky decided to just not sell that

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

also, what does everyone think ellsworth got arrested for?

Driving under the chinfluence

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I liked that segment & I like Carmella :colbert:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

DoctorGonzo posted:

This is not helping Carmella at all and Ellsworth should just gently caress off at this point.

This is the opposite of the truth. Ellsworth is a good comedy hand and should be in better segments. Carmella is trash and should go be on the bad show, WWE Raw. Maybe if they reunited her with Enzo and Cass, they wouldn't all be such poo poo.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

I like that Becky decided to just not sell that

It's like when my niece tries to beat me up

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

also, what does everyone think ellsworth got arrested for?

The rest of the world constantly assumes you guys are carrying illegal firearms so probably that,

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
i hope aiden english wins

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Counter to everyone: that segment established that James Ellsworth only owns wrestling gear and t-shirts with his face on them.

He only got those shirts in-storyline after being signed to smackdown. So I guess he went 30 years barechested.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Never trust a politician!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol the old timey guys are out

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
haha man someone should tell the vaudevillains that they can just quit

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm glad that Heath Slater is alright

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Jobber entrance for EVERYOOOONE!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
LETS GO KONNOR

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:lol: yep, Parade of Jobbers.

bartok posted:

It did remind me of the Goodwill across the street from the Old North Arcade in Columbus.

And City Thrift in Daytona Beach, FL.

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