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Pinbacker
May 7, 2007


666 posted:

my god.. pinbacker?

For seven years, I spoke with my recruiter. He told me to take you all to army

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Zeris please sign an executive order and build a wall to block the illegal lurkers.

Make FYAD pay for it

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar



hello friends, sometimes i post and sometimes i lurk

i've been out for 3.5 years and it's the best :)

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Dude McAwesome posted:

hello friends, sometimes i post and sometimes i lurk

i've been out for 3.5 years and it's the best :)

Please change your avatar god drat

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


It's me, I'm the lurker that never posts. I'm just a shy Air Force intel nerd.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Hi please to be make with OPLAN and launch codes, I am also real American hero Joe GI just like you.

I work security for an international organization and post in the CE thread.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Woof Blitzer posted:

Please change your avatar god drat

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


hey should i join the army?

EmilBraun
Jul 13, 2015


What's up?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

McNally posted:

hey should i join the army?

Great way to get benefits.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.



McNally posted:

hey should i join the army?

I hear they really take care of things for you...

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


McNally posted:

hey should i join the army?

They're great for your loved ones!

AutisticScreeching
Dec 16, 2016


Reeeeeeeeee

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


gently caress the troops

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress the troops

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress the troops

Only if I can sneak you in my trunk through the front gate and past the CQ sergeant. Also bring some tequila.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr60WYjNM4

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Pesticide20 posted:

They're great for your loved ones!

Jesus Christ this is one hosed post when looked at in context.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005





Better do what the OP says, he looks crazy! (Probably PTSD or something Yknow how soldiers get)

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

I will recruit one lurker into the gip ship shitposting poo poo camp.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?


Dammit you're onto me.

The Idiots thread has taught me more about human nature than a thousand sages spreading their enlightened wisdom. Thankyou for your service.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress the troops

Yes plz

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

The Sausages posted:

Thankyou for your service.

*starts twitching uncontrollably*

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




NO REFUGEES, BACK TO FYAD WITH YOU TERRORISTS

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005





Whip Slagcheek posted:

NO REFUGEES, BACK TO FYAD WITH YOU TERRORISTS

But I fled the rule of idiot king loinworm in 2008...:(

CMD598
Apr 11, 2013


Woof Blitzer posted:

Reveal you'reselves foul creatures :crossarms:

EAD

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

I went back to school for a stem field I don;t have time to post just watch explosion gifs

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.


this forum is really good and most of the posters in it remind me of my lovable dickhead mates who joined the ADF/NZDF

Open Layer
Apr 16, 2008



I'm just here for the violence.

And the only decent US current events thread, even if it moves at lightspeed these days :trumppop:

Edit: it's me. I'm the bad poster. I forgot the greatest thread was in GiP. Doggo thread will never be not bookmarked

Open Layer fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jan 31, 2017

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Honk.
Proud Survivor of the AGDQ 2018 Awful Block
Official Loudness Ambassador
Honk.





Grimey Drawer

Greetings from a long time news man! I mostly poke around the cop and Army threads! Doggos are good too.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004


Anyone know anything about laaaaunch cooodes?

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009



Thank you for your sperbis

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!



Pretty much every time I've posted has been during an It's Always Sunny style Brownout. I've gifted three accounts to vet friends when they grew nostalgic and started talking about staying in. All of them have thanked me profusely. So now I thank you, Gippers.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

MaxPowers posted:

Anyone know anything about laaaaunch cooodes?

a number 5 with fries

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


Hello I was in the swedish army for 2 weeks before getting kicked out.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

what did you do to get kicked out

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....

Eh, I lurk here. Most of my family are army/marine corps folks. I blew my own leg off via vehicular stupidity as a teenager in a car accident before I ever had a chance to enlist. I'm a worthless Cyber-Security-Guy in the private sector, but I appreciate the humor in GiP. Feels like home, without the abuse and regret.

Tiny fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Feb 3, 2017

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

How did these guys know I was lurking? Must be some hardcore NSA stuff going on.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


i forget sa exists for weeks then get drunk and try to go to facebook and autocomplete puts in forums.somethingawful.com so then i lurk

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom

College Slice

This is the only forum nihilistic enough for me anymore. I used to be able to get off on life's own disappointments, but now only the thought of scores of SS-18 Satans delivering canned sunshine to my door and others across the world is enough to get my juices flowing.

Edit: Ok I guess AI is kinda cool too.

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