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is shim truly a single poster or more a state of being?
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:is shim truly a single poster or more a state of being? I'm planning on getting shimmed out of my mind tomorrow and playing Ghost Recon with a buddy. We mostly just play dress up and see who can get the most ridiculous outfit
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Mar 7, 2017 05:58
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That was one of the best things about halo reach
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Mar 7, 2017 07:38
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:is shim truly a single poster or more a state of being? it is a mystery~~~
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Mar 7, 2017 07:53
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All I know is that I'd like to attempt to reach shim levels of high once in my life. I've beheld the dream.
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Mar 7, 2017 17:16
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:is shim truly a single poster or more a state of being? Historians debate whether "Shim" was one man, many men, or a myth altogether. But those who know such things say that 7 rabbis assembled on Yom Kippur beheld the Almighty himself, who gave them the formula for a new version of the legendary golem. This one would be created from 200 lbs of weed with the magic inscription on his forehead: "SMDFTB", which Jewish tradition holds as the name of the angel of marijuana and intricate fakeposts.
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Mar 8, 2017 04:57
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And G_d beheld His creation, and saw that it was good, and directed Shim to go forth and inform the masses of the new covenant, one not made of law or flesh but of steel beams that could not be melted by any jet fuel.
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Mar 8, 2017 05:38
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There's, like, a thread for this
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Mar 8, 2017 05:38
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Zeris posted:There's, like, a thread for this I'd argue it's good for GiP to have redundant thread, since some of us were in redundant branches, rah?
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Mar 8, 2017 16:43
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Redundancy is the heart of bureaucracy. *stamps FILED five times*
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Mar 8, 2017 18:09
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sup?
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Mar 9, 2017 10:37
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Hi!
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Mar 10, 2017 04:49
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im just here for the penis drawings
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Mar 10, 2017 20:59
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Drawings of penises (penii?) or drawings done with a penis. You gotta be specific here as I'm sure there are a lot of both kinds.
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Mar 10, 2017 23:04
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Evil SpongeBob posted:Drawings of penises (penii?) or drawings done with a penis. You gotta be specific here as I'm sure there are a lot of both kinds. That av.  In English, it's "penises". In Latin (from the word for "tail"), it would be "penes" (two syllables). This has been your penis education minute. Tune in tomorrow for an in-depth discussion of the right way to suck them (hint: it's not from the front).
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Mar 11, 2017 00:20
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Derek Dominoe posted:That av. gently caress you and your stupid cliffhanger
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Mar 11, 2017 00:42
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Derek Dominoe posted:That av. Is it from the side? The top? The...future? Do I suck dicks from the future?
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Mar 11, 2017 00:55
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TIME TRAVELING COCKS
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Mar 11, 2017 02:08
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Cock to the Future
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Mar 11, 2017 02:11
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lmbo
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Mar 11, 2017 03:47
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went to a portajohn in iraq once with really elaborate depections on how you could gently caress you poncho liner and I'm 100% convinced it was my 1SG at the time who did it. He owned and had burnt in on a jump and ended up being 1SG for our BDE HHC company and didn't give a fuuuuuuck
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Mar 11, 2017 04:39
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:went to a portajohn in iraq once with really elaborate depections on how you could gently caress you poncho liner and I'm 100% convinced it was my 1SG at the time who did it. He owned and had burnt in on a jump and ended up being 1SG for our BDE HHC company and didn't give a fuuuuuuck  Tell me more
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Mar 11, 2017 04:42
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thats about it I mean I didn't exactly take notes on a waterproof notepad from clothing and sales and preserve it for 10+ years or anything
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Mar 11, 2017 04:44
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I'm a gay greencard holding communist grad school dropout who has given up on life. Is the glorious US military for me (if so which branch). I also lurk this forum because soldier people are really dumb and I meet them occasionally at work.
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Mar 14, 2017 04:55
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I think you should put more effort into your gimmick.
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Mar 14, 2017 04:59
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I'm just drunk and tomorrow is a blizzard. Plus I would like to secure my ability to stay in this country. Also, military men who carried around those camouflaged backpacks were the best dates while in college. ughhhh fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Mar 14, 2017 |
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Mar 14, 2017 05:02
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ughhhh posted:I'm just drunk and tomorrow is a blizzard. Plus I would like to secure my ability to stay in this country. Nothing I say in this post is a joke. If you join, enlist in the Air Force Reserve or Air National Guard and become a Services troop. AFSC 3M0X1. Get your citizenship while you're still in basic training. Hand out towels in the gym or cook mediocre omelettes at the chow hall. Get paid the exact same as the aircraft maintainer working 16-hour days outdoors. Do it one weekend a month, two weeks a year, for the six years required by your contract, then bounce. I'm sure the Army and Navy have similar zero-effort jobs, if you don't have an Air Guard/Reserve station nearby. If you want a job skill more complex than "Would you like a towel, sir/ma'am," then become a sysad or something. But I'm dead serious, the smart choice is to take a job that requires no effort, skill, or education, turn off your mind, and shuffle through your enlistment. The pay is the same as it would be for a job where someone's life is in your hands. Edit: Whoops. I didn't think that all the way through. In order to be a sysad or network engineer or any of the other comm jobs, you need to be able to get a security clearance. Depending on the level associated with the job, you'd likely be disqualified because citizenship is a prerequisite for advanced clearances. The make-work jobs like Services are still an option, though. Arc Light fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Mar 14, 2017 |
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Mar 14, 2017 05:13
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There's services jobs that require clearances and PRP believe it or not. Not a majority of their jobs but they exist.
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Mar 14, 2017 09:44
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Arc Light posted:Nothing I say in this post is a joke. Those Army boat people look pretty happy tho http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/transportation-and-aviation/watercraft-operator.html Not to be confused with 88m
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Mar 14, 2017 13:58
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Get your citizenship and become an officer.
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Mar 14, 2017 15:35
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Godholio posted:Get your citizenship and become an officer. OR- Get you an officer and become a citizen, gurl
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Mar 14, 2017 16:07
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...or else what?
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Mar 14, 2017 16:14
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If there is one thing I've learned from GiP, it's the existence of abu hajaar that and da share z0ne oh and also the clown that is james yeager e: also toona the cat. jfc that dumpster fire took only 3 months to become fully engulfed in alcohol and debauchery. incredible Wickerman fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Mar 16, 2017 |
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Mar 16, 2017 18:21
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alright if i smoke in here? cool *lights a fat one* *takes a huge rip* that's the gooood stuff
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Mar 18, 2017 02:30
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Wickerman posted:If there is one thing I've learned from GiP, it's the existence of abu hajaar what the hell is any of this
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Mar 18, 2017 02:32
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I know da share zone but
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Mar 18, 2017 02:42
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:what the hell is any of this 
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Mar 18, 2017 02:42
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He didn't even mention Caro.
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Mar 18, 2017 02:44
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I miss this as KFFF av.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:He didn't even mention Caro. That dude surviving is still the shocker of the decade.
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