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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Random story but I was brainstorming get rich quick schemes when I was in my last few months in the army and thought "what about a dating site where people with aids can hook up with people who already have aids because it's not like you can get it twice right?" You can get double aids actually.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but i chose infantry because i'm a smart dumb person and now i'm hosed in the head
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but my recruiter talked me out of military police and now I sit in a big office with a window.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but my recruiter talked me out of infantry because i'm a borderline aspergers and now I work in a basement with no windows
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but my recruiter talked me out of infantry because i'm a borderline aspergers and now I work in a basement with no windows isn't that just called SCIF
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but my recruiter talked me into subs because i'm a borderline aspergers and now I work in a cold metal tube that could kill me with no windows
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Sep 4, 2017 16:17
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I mostly lurk still. I post kinda. Dicks. Mostly Dicks.
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Sep 14, 2017 07:33
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I read this subforum cause I always wanted to do something military related but I am now 34 and I don't want to give up making lots of money as an engineer but uhhh who knows.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:41
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soy posted:I read this subforum cause I always wanted to do something military related but I am now 34 and I don't want to give up making lots of money as an engineer but uhhh who knows. ur fukin dum if u join, hth
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[quote="“bird food bathtub”" post="“477286464”"] ur fukin dum if u join, hth [/quote] Ya it sounds way too hard anyways, like holy poo poo, if actual companies had this much bullshit to get hired they would have 0 talent.
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Oct 11, 2017 22:51
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soy posted:I read this subforum cause I always wanted to do something military related but I am now 34 and I don't want to give up making lots of money as an engineer but uhhh who knows. E N L I S T W I T H A D E G R E E
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Woof Blitzer posted:E N L I S T W I T H A D E G R E E 11B WITH A BACHELORS WILL GET YOU E-4 PAY SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR MORE DETAILS
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Oct 11, 2017 23:24
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What's the age limit to be a pilot in the Air Guard/Reserve? If I were bored in my civilian job that seems like a pretty pro-tier way to do the military.
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Oct 11, 2017 23:58
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28 is the cuttoff for meeting the selection board and you have to start training before 30. The Navy cutoff to start training is 26 I think.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:06
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Well then, I guess he gets to go ARNG on a 6 year 11B contract. 
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Oct 12, 2017 00:25
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soy posted:I read this subforum cause I always wanted to do something military related but I am now 34 and I don't want to give up making lots of money as an engineer but uhhh who knows. Jerk off in the most disgusting porter shitter you can find, paint a giant rock a random color for no reason then smash your knees with a hammer and bam, you got 15 years of military experience and you don't have to quit your job, just go to the emergency room afterwards.
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jerk off in full battle rattle in an overflowing port-o-john in 130 degree heat while a friend throws batteries and random chemicals into a bonfire 20 feet away congrats you are now a vet of Operation Iraqi Freedom
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At some point you should probably walk around a burn barrel. Or for the navy experience, get in a barrel with a hole about 30" from the ground.
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not caring here posted:Jerk off in the most disgusting porter shitter you can find, paint a giant rock a random color for no reason then smash your knees with a hammer and bam, you got 15 years of military experience and you don't have to quit your job, just go to the emergency room afterwards. no ER, just chug half a bottle of motrin
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Oct 12, 2017 03:18
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Oh you can't pt now? You are the worst sack of poo poo the army has ever seen
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THE OVERHEAD CLAP
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:THE OVERHEAD CLAP no
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[quote="“Woof Blitzer”" post="“477287720”"] E N L I S T W I T H A D E G R E E [/quote] A what? I'm in tech man nobody has that poo poo. I guess I can just be satisfied that the poo poo I work in is most likely used by various agencies in the support of dropping bombs on anyone who doesn't love freedom.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:THE OVERHEAD CLAP the most useless exercise ever
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 OTOH 11B as a 34 year old E1-E2. (above still applies to the Army in terms of morons) 
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tastefully arranged labia posted:the most useless exercise ever About as useful as heel raises.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:About as useful as heel raises. i will have you know that heel raises of various sorts are a useful and effective exercise in dance training. That said I have no idea where they'd be useful otherwise.
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Gimme daggone SIDE STRADDLE HOPS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LSnuGTO5w
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Lurkers aren't going to want to post itt and talk about this dumb poo poo
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My bad for starting the PT call out.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Lurkers aren't going to want to post itt and talk about this dumb poo poo mission accomplished
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Lurkers aren't going to want to post itt and talk about this dumb poo poo what about those who do want to talk about pointless army poo poo
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Phuzzy posted:what about those who do want to talk about pointless army poo poo I heard they're thinking of bringing back the ww2 outfits I could be convinced to join reserves just to get to wear one of those around As a 34 year old with no degree but like 10+ years of computar work experience, is there any non dumb way I can serve where I get to dress up?
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I was in the Army Cadets for long enough to find out that getting off with the Colonels daughter was a big no no. Really, I was only looking to hire the SA-Team; I had a problem, no-one else could help, but I couldn't find them :-(
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goomsnarr posted:I was in the Army Cadets for long enough to find out that getting off with the Colonels daughter was a big no no. This is a bullshit theory consequences be damned.
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soy posted:I heard they're thinking of bringing back the ww2 outfits Really just go the stolen valor route. You might even get some free starbucks.
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soy posted:I heard they're thinking of bringing back the ww2 outfits Signal, MI, and Cyber (and maybe medical?) can be cool and get you some really useful skills, but you're still going to deal with the dumbest parts of the Army much of the time.
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