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May your denim remain slightly damp forevermore.
May there always be a pebble in your shoes.
May your pho always be lukewarm.
May the fan you use to sleep always rattle just a little bit.
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Jan 27, 2017 02:40
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May your tapwater have a very slightly metallic taste that can't be filtered out 
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Jan 27, 2017 02:56
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May you have to scribble to make your pen write because it's always nearly out of ink
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Jan 27, 2017 13:11
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99% of the curses ITT are very consequential.
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Jan 27, 2017 13:43
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May your lint rollers always be noticeably ineffective.
May your garbage bags always get stuck in the can when trying to pull it out, regardless of fullness.
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Jan 27, 2017 16:47
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May your shoelaces always be just slightly too loose
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Jan 30, 2017 21:30
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May your shampoo and conditioner bottles be always nearly empty, so you have to squeeze them to get enough out
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Feb 3, 2017 13:09
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May your soap pump always drain, so you have to pump it several times to get soap the next time you use it
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Feb 4, 2017 19:41
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Apr 29, 2024 15:12
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May your swipe-texting never get the correct word on the first try.
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