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Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Detective No. 27 posted:

The one where he tries to peep Luanne in the shower crosses the line for sure.

And then Bobby and Joseph go peep on Connie together. :chloe:

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective No. 27 posted:

Mihn is getting cancelled.

Lol no she isn't she's girlboss material

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:15

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

*talking about his sex life*

Hank: You know how much I love the fundamentals

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:46

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Boy is season 12 awful. So many episodes are just Mike judge's right wing political commentary.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 21:09

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

the way he does the voice changes in the later seasons and it sounds like a commercial

# ? Mar 27, 2021 21:32

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

# ? Mar 27, 2021 21:39

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

True King of the Hill seasons love the late seasons not because they're bad but in spite of it.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 22:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Maybe Hank becomes a venture capitalist and funds a "wholesome" video game.

https://twitter.com/SkyhookGames/status/1375798508712681477

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:27

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Anything so laser focused needs to be more My Summer Car. Get the gently caress outta here if I can't take my lawn mower apart in the garage to add a blade that's much too large and lose all the important parts and drink beer instead.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:37

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

If they do it well enough it could also be the 3D seasonal garden planner I've always dreamed of.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:43

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Honestly if koth does come back they should just do a movie or something like the way rockos modern life did. Just an hour long special where we check up on our favorite Texan family.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

External Organs posted:

Maybe Hank becomes a venture capitalist and funds a "wholesome" video game.

https://twitter.com/SkyhookGames/status/1375798508712681477

Hank gets really into speedrunning

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:51

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

A Star Trek 2009 style alternate timeline reboot where Dale and Bill are sent back in time when their meditation is interrupted by a fatal propane explosion, killing Hank.

They awaken to find themselves in the mid 60s, and their crossing over has killed Cotton Hill. They must raise Hank as their own.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:52

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

I love how Dale doesn�t even begin to entertain the thought of cheating on Nancy.

Not even with the pigeon god.

Dale�s alright.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 23:30

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

External Organs posted:

A Star Trek 2009 style alternate timeline reboot where Dale and Bill are sent back in time when their meditation is interrupted by a fatal propane explosion, killing Hank.

They awaken to find themselves in the mid 60s, and their crossing over has killed Cotton Hill. They must raise Hank as their own.

Oh poo poo did Disney get KotH in it's merger with Time Warner? Maybe they can meet iron man.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 23:55

naem: May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/LtAL6fKmCdM

# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:02

GigaPeon: Apr 29, 2003; Go, man, go!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hank gets really into speedrunning

He gets the game and can�t figure out why he gets low scores. It turns out that speed matters and since Hank is more about taking his time making sure everything is perfect so he doesn�t get a time bonus. He looks up speed run videos and is horrified to learn that people are getting great times by glitching the game leaving behind unclean lawns (�BWAHHHHH!�).

He gets ultra competitive and contemplates using the glitch himself but then stumbles upon a Ulillillia-type video of a person going at their own pace. Hank learns another lesson about diving too deep into an odd subculture. Roll credits.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 05:03

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie? My own fruit pie!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:31

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1304694810322841600?s=19

# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:48

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

PinheadSlim posted:

Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie? My own fruit pie!

Boy, I don't know why you do anything that you do.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:55

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Detective No. 27 posted:

https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1304694810322841600?s=19

I feel like Bobby would have been a Yu Gi Oh player

# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:35

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

code:

EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY

Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are standing drinking beer. 
No words have been exchanged until now.

                    HANK
          OK, I'm just going to come out and say it. 
          My son is collecting trading cards.

Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer look at each other.

                    BOOMHAUER
          Tell you what, man, I remember when I started
          collectin' cards, man. It was like, "I'll trade you
          my dang ol' classic Hank Aaron for your rookie 
          Jose Canseco and Ken Griffey Jr., man". Heh,
          those were good times, man.

                    HANK
          Uh, no. These are uh... Japanese cards.

                    BILL
          Well, Hank, baseball's big in Japan these days.

                    DALE
          Better make sure the Colonel doesn't hear about
          his grandson trading Japanese baseball cards.
          May he rest in peace.

                    BILL
          I remember one of the boys at the base, said he
          spent some time in Japan, told me that I smelled
          like the time he had warm uni on the shinkansen. 
          I don't know what that means, but it makes me 
          want to visit Japan in the springtime.

                    HANK
              (sighs)
          No. They're not Japanese baseball cards. They're
          Japanese non-baseball cartoon monster cards.

I feel like I could keep going with this.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:31

Fantastic Foreskin: Jan 6, 2013; A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

mojo1701a posted:

code:

EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY

Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are standing drinking beer. 
No words have been exchanged until now.

                    HANK
          OK, I'm just going to come out and say it. 
          My son is collecting trading cards.

Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer look at each other.

                    BOOMHAUER
          Tell you what, man, I remember when I started
          collectin' cards, man. It was like, "I'll trade you
          my dang ol' classic Hank Aaron for your rookie 
          Jose Canseco and Ken Griffey Jr., man". Heh,
          those were good times, man.

                    HANK
          Uh, no. These are uh... Japanese cards.

                    BILL
          Well, Hank, baseball's big in Japan these days.

                    DALE
          Better make sure the Colonel doesn't hear about
          his grandson trading Japanese baseball cards.
          May he rest in peace.

                    BILL
          I remember one of the boys at the base, said he
          spent some time in Japan, told me that I smelled
          like the time he had warm uni on the shinkansen. 
          I don't know what that means, but it makes me 
          want to visit Japan in the springtime.

                    HANK
              (sighs)
          No. They're not Japanese baseball cards. They're
          Japanese non-baseball cartoon monster cards.

I feel like I could keep going with this.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:34

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dale would already be intimately familiar with the rules and would try and steer Bobby away from the game by telling him how he lost in the finals of a tournament because of a bunch of game jargon. Dale says he never recovered from the crushing defeat but it only male Bobby want to play more.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:17

Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Bobby would simply like collecting Pokemon cards that he thinks look cool or cute. Joseph would get super competitive but not understand any of the rules.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 23:32

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

External Organs posted:

Maybe Hank becomes a venture capitalist and funds a "wholesome" video game.

https://twitter.com/SkyhookGames/status/1375798508712681477

# ? Apr 2, 2021 00:06

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

THE 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO OPXE REWOM SALLAD

BE THEREEEEE REEEERRRRR REEEEH

# ? Apr 2, 2021 06:44

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Dallas? Sallad

# ? Apr 2, 2021 06:45

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Hihohe posted:

THE 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO OPXE REWOM SALLAD

BE THEREEEEE REEEERRRRR REEEEH

HEDGERS AND CLIPPERS AND HEDGERS AND CLIPPERS AND

# ? Apr 2, 2021 06:58

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SEAKING SEAKING SEAKING!!!

# ? Apr 2, 2021 08:01

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

just on to season 11 in my watch. high point of season 10 was clown professor paul f tompkins. the episode with the drag queen ("The Peggy Horror Picture Show") is the first episode of season 11. it seems so close to getting it and doesn't seem too horrible about the idea of folks with different ideas about identity and it's from 2007, so maybe, just maybe, mike judge isn't a bigot and the reboot will be good.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 08:42

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Mr. Fix It posted:

just on to season 11 in my watch. high point of season 10 was clown professor paul f tompkins.

"Are you laughing at or with?"

"Uhhh, at?"

"Wrooong"

# ? Apr 2, 2021 08:53

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

"Your laughter is uninformed!"

# ? Apr 2, 2021 12:09

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

That episode has always been a been skip for me and I never noticed it was him

# ? Apr 2, 2021 15:15

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

MightyJoe36 posted:

"Your laughter is uninformed!"

My #1 favorite line from the whole series. "You don't want these kinds of laughs! This laughter is ill-informed!"

# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:08

Kaiser Mazoku: Mar 24, 2011; Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

That clown professor reminds me way too much of actual people I knew from my academic career. Just completely up their own rear end and with a tendency to miss the point of what they're supposed to be teaching. Like one of the biggest rules in comedy is to know your audience. Middle school kids are gonna find fart jokes and lame puns funny, not 18th century satire.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 17:46

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

This show has some amazing bit characters.

I fell completely in love last night with the old man at the city council who knew all the legal loopholes.

# ? Apr 2, 2021 18:55