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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
anyone ever got really drunk and really posted bullshit and forgot about it after passing out and wondering if you were waking up to a ban or not?

i have.

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
All of my posts are great and the best ones are the ones I discover reading through a thread I blacked out during

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

All of my posts are great and the best ones are the ones I discover reading through a thread I blacked out during

ive done bicycle deliveries blacked out but gotten permabanned here while sober

go figureskate

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm full on pride, so no

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
No, this has never happened to a forum of sadbrain alcoholics. Not even once.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Posting while drunk is a bannable offense!!!1

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Posting while drunk is a bannable offense!!!1

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
once probations started i left

they coincidentally were the best thing that happened to the community

you wake up in the LC and have a direct link to the bullshit you were spewing the night past

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
The pro move is to get banned, pass out, and be mysteriously unbanned by morning. Did they change their mind, did I have a mystery benefactor, I'll never know

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I said morning but I meant 2 in the afternoon

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I said morning but I meant 2 in the afternoon

im drunk by 8 am

what, were you raised in a barn?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I stay out of trouble. I don't want to be known as a "rabble rouser".

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

you can't live your life like that you need to live it a quarter mile at a time op

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I live my life one shitpost at a time



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Posting while drunk is a bannable offense!!!1

i remember the bad old days

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

You can usually tell when I'm drunk because my posts are actually funny

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

tiltposter posted:

anyone ever got really drunk and really posted bullshit and forgot about it after passing out and wondering if you were waking up to a ban or not?

i have.

of course

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blue Train posted:

You can usually tell when I'm drunk because my posts are actually funny

i can usually tell when im drunk because i can
actually tolerate any word you type

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ive woken up to 2 bans and countless times the forums were down anyways. What I'm saying is that waking up to a ban is like getting a $10 gold star

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Dial-a-Dog posted:

The pro move is to get banned, pass out, and be mysteriously unbanned by morning. Did they change their mind, did I have a mystery benefactor, I'll never know

That's p legit idk if that ever happens to me but probably not

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
poop and pee

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Enfield posted:

poop and pee

get inside..it's raining!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

let it mellow posted:

That's p legit idk if that ever happens to me but probably not

it is my crowning achievement, i think LA just second thought how mad she was at me

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

poop and pee

Fart dong crap

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

poop and pee

Vaginal discharge and windex :colbert:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Even when I don't post poo poo I've come to expect the purple bar or ban screen everytime I login

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
i woke up to a perma on a 3 account email dating to '08

and was mad

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm still evading the 100,000 hour probe i got, come at me admins

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't need alcohol to make incredibly poor decisions, but it helps

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I'm still evading the 100,000 hour probe i got, come at me admins

is that why your posting exceeds the rest?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is me every morning

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I live my life one shitpost at a time



*nods gayly*

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

This is me every morning

less bloodflow, but yeah.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I post in threads and then forget I ever posted in them, then read those threads later and get to see how bad I really suck

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Every probe ive recieved has come as a conplete and utter shock. How is it that some people dont get my wonderful sense of humor??? No conprende.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I got probated by old man splicer because I made fun of music he liked.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Every day you don't wake up with a ban is a good day in my book namaste

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nathilus posted:

Every probe ive recieved has come as a conplete and utter shock. How is it that some people dont get my wonderful sense of humor??? No conprende.

literally thought you meant anal probe or something maybe thats how you learned spanish? i dk

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

clone on the phone posted:

I got probated by old man splicer because I made fun of music he liked.

He watches from the shadows now, and probates people who say jap

jap

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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

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