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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Honestly most of my drunk posts are pretty mundane, and while stupid they're not stupid enough to warrant a ban or probation. I'm stuck in posting purgatory. Someone notice me please.

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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
new username idea: sinful balloon

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Say "the n-word" that black guys get pissed off when they hear it

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
honestly dont tell me how to use my own alphabet

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm fuckin drunk r now

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

let it mellow posted:

I'm fuckin drunk r now

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

let it mellow posted:

I'm fuckin drunk r now

any word on that shipment of boxes from the place by the sea from the other day?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i've gotten 6 hours a few times that i didn't even notice for a while because i was asleep during the probation

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
im gonna make a post later. keep your eye out for that dont forget to like and subscribe

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

JiveHonky posted:

im gonna make a post later. keep your eye out for that dont forget to like and subscribe

trying kinda hard to not post a banme right now

give me inspiration one way or the other

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

tiltposter posted:

trying kinda hard to not post a banme right now

give me inspiration one way or the other

Banmes are for babies just post a normal thread that gets you banned

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Banmes are for babies just post a normal thread that gets you banned

same poo poo, different mods

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Your regular account will probably be off probation by the time you get hit

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!
I haven never posted drunk gently caress the mods

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Your regular account will probably be off probation by the time you get hit

you got me, now i'm all worked up

goddamnit

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
post a thread with a funny joke. the mods will never forgive or forget such a transgression.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Banmes are for babies just post a normal thread that gets you banned

That's pretty fuckin easy. Try QCS

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

post a thread with a funny joke. the mods will never forgive or forget such a transgression.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

im gonna make a post later. keep your eye out for that dont forget to like and subscribe

the Idaho spud strikes again!

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
doubleposting emptyquoting motherfucker...

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
whats worse is posting sober and then rereading a thread after being away for a year and looking at the stupidest loving post that ever posted and then realizing it was your own post.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

That's pretty fuckin easy. Try QCS
It's a minefield, but surprisingly I find you can drop some sass in a thread as long as our Lord protector Lowtax is there to cow his underlings. Krust protect you in any outlying threads though

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Dial-a-Dog posted:

It's a minefield, but surprisingly I find you can drop some sass in a thread as long as our Lord protector Lowtax is there to cow his underlings. Krust protect you in any outlying threads though

i was banned for literally zero reason and this has killed any faith or trust i had in the mods.

Now there is no road for me except ruin

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

butterbar posted:

i was banned for literally zero reason and this has killed any faith or trust i had in the mods.

Now there is no road for me except ruin

Blessed be, my child

:krust:
:krust:
:krust::krust::krust::krust::krust:
:krust:
:krust:
:krust:

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

butterbar posted:

i was banned for literally zero reason and this has killed any faith or trust i had in the mods.

Now there is no road for me except ruin

hate to break it to you but that was decided when your mother didnt abort you

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

tiltposter posted:

hate to break it to you but that was decided when your mother didnt abort you

i was not born of woman i was hatched from the cosmic egg

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
i never log out

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

butterbar posted:

i was not born of woman i was hatched from the cosmic egg

my father cucked my mom's ex and then abandoned me, ama

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

luv 2 date boys posted:

the Idaho spud strikes again!

your literally worst than hitler

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

tiltposter posted:

my father cucked my mom's ex and then abandoned me, ama

Go on

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oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

basically homeless with an unhealthy mother and a general disrespect for my extended family, and white.

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