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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Preshow: 4PM - 6PM CST Available on the WWE Network & Youtube
Main Show: 6PM CST - 10PM CST
There is NO Raw Talk or Talking Smack afterwards, so it's only a 6 hour show, if you're the kind of crazy person that watches the whole pre-show and not just the kickoff matches!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DxBGqV0oWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbYh90sk0U


ROYAL RUMBLE MAIN CARD



THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Announced Participants: The Undertaker, Goldberg, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Sami Zayn, Dolph Ziggler, Big E, Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Luke Harper, Mojo Rawley, Braun Strowman, Chris Jericho, Baron Corbin, Cesaro, Sheamus, Big Cass, Rusev

This leaves 8 surprise entrants! The WWE didn't heavily telegraph the winner for the first time in years!



WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - AJ STYLES(c) vs. JOHN CENA
All of their previous matches have been fantastic and this one should be more of the same. RRRRRAPPPPADOOOOOO.



NO DQ MATCH FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - KEVIN OWENS(c) VS. ROMAN REIGNS
Chris Jericho is suspended above the ring in a shark cage and the match is No DQ! BOW WOW!



RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - CHARLOTTE FLAIR(c) VS. BAYLEY
You probably know how this one ends!



CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - RICH SWANN(c) VS. NEVILLE
Rich Swann vs. Evil Neville! Neville has been a great heel and maybe they will get a little more freedom to do some cool cruiser spots.


ROYAL RUMBLE KICKOFF MATCHES



SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TRIOS TAG MATCH - BECKY LYNCH, NIKKI BELLA & NAOMI VS. ALEXA BLISS, MICKIE JAMES & NATALYA
Multiple storylines weaved into one match, plus Mickie James' first main roster match since returning!



RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - CESARO & SHEAMUS(c) VS. THE CLUB
Oh hey The Club is getting yet another chance at the Raw Tag Team Titles! Can they finally bring home the goldsilver?



RAW GRUDGE MATCH - SASHA BANKS VS. NIA JAX
This is a match happening on this show.


The Royal Rumble! Remember it!

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I don't care who wins the Royal Rumble, as long it's a man over the age of 40

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
I always GET HYPE for the Rumble.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I dont care about anything on this show. I hope AJ, Alexa and Charlotte wins.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

*does a few pushups*
*stops*

yeah? what does the set look like?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Go Team Poliwrath

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is HHH going to show up again

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

TL posted:

I always GET HYPE for the Rumble.

But can you STAY HYPE?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I remembered this PPV is happening, unlike the last three or four!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i am excited to watch the Royal Rumble with all my good friends and good posters and also you guys from the RAW thread I guess!

i hope AJ wins, and Alexa Bliss ( :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: ) wins, and KO wins after Jericho makes his scarf into a noose and hooks roman reigns

and then its time for the THIRTY MAN, OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL, featuring a lot of big boys this year, and big boys in the rumble get to do big boy things! but ultimately I am rooting for NUMBER 29 - Team Magikarp to win it all

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

p.s. i am googling "magikarp .gifs" right now and a lot of them arent very good but i'll probably be posting them anyway!

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

a.lo posted:

is HHH going to show up again

I loving hope so, I'll be wearing this from last years trips toxx

Balls to the Mall
Feb 11, 2011

Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.


:wom:
I hope whoever draws number 4 wins the rumble!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
what kinda lovely OP has times in CST of all zones

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

the roman reigns sleeping chant was last year, right? or was it two years ago?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
I want to see the two title matches and the rumble, think tuning in at 8 est will be OK?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UySHzliroPk Alexas old theme is pretty hype so im going to listen to that untill the preshow starts.

Question in how many hours the pre show stars?

Also Evil Emma´s theme is LIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-ufgTgNp0

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jan 29, 2017

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


i feel like im forgetting something, is there a wwe ppv on today?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DoctorGonzo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UySHzliroPk Alexas old theme is pretty hype so im going to listen to that untill the preshow starts.

Question in how many hours the pre show stars?

Also Evil Emma´s theme is LIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-ufgTgNp0

about an hour and a half from now, 2 PM Pacific

I have a fresh bottle of tequila and I am ready to Rumble

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Cannot wait for the Royal Rumball.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

what kinda lovely OP has times in CST of all zones

It's where I live therefore the most important obviously

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
K its a 6 hour PPV with 8 matches. If this cruiserweight match that involves 2 of the greatest athletes this company has ever known doesn't get a lot of time and blow everybody away, the entire division is so dead.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im in the royale rumbles

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Every surprise entrant in a Royal Rumble since 2008
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/5pdo61/every_surprise_entrant_in_the_royal_rumble_match/

Hoping for Sting, Kurt Angle, and RVD.

Undertaker should be #1, Sting should be #2.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Is American Alpha the only champs that outright have the entire night off? This PPV is RAW as gently caress.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




The one PPV I can actually get excited for. You fuckers READY TO RUUUUUMBLE?

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I'm way too excited for something I know is going to disappoint me. But drat it if you can't get excited about a Rumble what's the point?

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

"Randy Orton is still the odds on favorite to win the Royal Rumble at -915. Orton is so favored right now that a bet on “the field” is +505. This means you can bet against Orton and if anyone else wins the wager is successful."

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Finally

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

The Grey posted:

"Randy Orton is still the odds on favorite to win the Royal Rumble at -915. Orton is so favored right now that a bet on “the field” is +505. This means you can bet against Orton and if anyone else wins the wager is successful."

How do you bet? Because I refuse to believe WWE could be that stupid. I don't care what Meltzer said.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

abraham linksys posted:

what kinda lovely OP has times in CST of all zones

*looks outside at Winnipeg*

The best kind?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

i am excited to watch the Royal Rumble with all my good friends and good posters and also you guys from the RAW thread I guess!

i hope AJ wins, and Alexa Bliss ( :swoon: :swoon: :swoon: ) wins, and KO wins after Jericho makes his scarf into a noose and hooks roman reigns

and then its time for the THIRTY MAN, OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL, featuring a lot of big boys this year, and big boys in the rumble get to do big boy things! but ultimately I am rooting for NUMBER 29 - Team Magikarp to win it all

:swoon: :swoon: :swoon Alexa Bliss :swoon: :swoon: :swoon is on the pre show my friend. Remember to watch that!

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

DoctorGonzo posted:

:swoon: :swoon: :swoon Alexa Bliss :swoon: :swoon: :swoon is on the pre show my friend. Remember to watch that!

Nah, just post the gifs.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a.lo posted:

Finally

The Royal Rumble has come back! To San! An! Tonio!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I can assure you that Iron Sheik will be entering the Royal Rumble as the first entrant and he will last the entire time and go onto the WIN THE RUMBLE!!

Sorry I forgot to spoil this. You have been warned.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

some guy on the bus posted:

Nah, just post the gifs.

:alexa:


Lets go team 27: Aron Sandshrew

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jan 29, 2017

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Is the pre-show seriously starting in like 10 minutes?

These things are getting ridiculous :psyduck:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol they killed raw talk already

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Is the pre-show seriously starting in like 10 minutes?

These things are getting ridiculous :psyduck:

Watch youtube videos like this awesome Macho King promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GwiapXMJU0

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

At PAX South Xavier Woods was handing out pairs of tickets to the rumble a friend of mine that works for the local news said he was a cool and chill dude. And that he would just do Rock Paper Scissors, and he hosted a Windjammers tournament last night.

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