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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Valve finally takes advantage of opening the porn floodgates on Steam with TF2 Dating Sim.

I feel like this has been done in some form already

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


muscles like this! posted:

The funniest thing about Steam's new porn game rules is how they have to list out everything that happens in a sexual way so you get really basic descriptions of all the sex scenes. Play a game and count how many times the phrases "distraught" or "without clear consent" appear.

'Ambiguous' is another one.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix? We just don't know.



Buglord

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

Dire Lemming
Jan 19, 2016


Improbable Lobster posted:

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy


Dire Lemming posted:

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

It can absolutely get much, much lower.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.

Grimey Drawer

Dire Lemming posted:

Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower.

This site was founded on the premise of "there is always more, and it's always worse." That bar still has so far to go before it hits rock bottom.

Schubalts
Nov 25, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life,
I think I've gone too far.


Improbable Lobster posted:

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

The Key To Home already got on, and removed from, Steam.

The removal sparked some "controversy" from the usual shitheads.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016


After all of this, I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't gotten a steam release yet.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


Now the way is free and clear for HunieDev to be bottomlessly racist AND sexist! Calloo, callay!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

IT'S HIS DICK



SardonicTyrant posted:

After all of this, I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't gotten a steam release yet.

The Wisdom Tree collection is currently only $9.73

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009


Has anyone else noticed the floodgates open and bunch of hentai slide puzzles with "Hentai" right in their titles popping up? I get three or four in my queue every time I look through it nowadays.

I wish there was a "straight up porn" tag I could block, for what good blocking tags does. The sexual content tag appropriately pops up in good games where the player getting his jollies off isn't the main point. There should be something separate for porn if porn is a-okay on the marketplace.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.


I mostly wonder if even a single one of them has art used with the artist(s)'s permission.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008


I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



Tombot posted:

I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

Do you think these games are generally profitable? Low cost to make and sell just enough to make it worthwhile.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011


Page 109, almost 2 years later.

I don't know.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008


bessantj posted:

Do you think these games are generally profitable? Low cost to make and sell just enough to make it worthwhile.

I'd say they could possibly make more money than your typical grey-market card printing scam-job as your average horny teen may buy it in a moment of weakness. It also seems to be the current dumping ground of the 'something something-BOOBS' sub-genre of lovely games, which means hopefully I'll be able to escape games like that showing up in my reccomended list all the time.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This user's endless pedantry is kept grey.

Key words: nutrition, philosophy, regulatory science, law, shallow realpolitik, fake cheese, game design fanfiction.

An interesting vid on the steam situation

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

Steam is coincidentally a pretty good name for a digital smut storefront.

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016

I FUCKING LOVE BEANS;AND POSTING ABOUT BEANS: IM CONSTANTLY THINKIN BOUT THOS BEANS LOL. BUT HONESTLY ASK ME ABOUT BEANS; BECAUSE I WANT TO POST ABOUT BEANS.


Tombot posted:

I don't think anything in the 'Adult only sexual content' category looks like the kind of game I'd like to play anyway, mostly low effort cash-grabs, slideshows, and machine translated japanese dating sims.

Which is kind of the issue. If there are actually good games with AO sexual content, you still have to wade through a shitton of the current "games" that are flooding steam if you just go by the adult filter.

LORD OF BOOTY
Feb 11, 2015

THEY MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T BOOTY!!!


haldolium posted:

Which is kind of the issue. If there are actually good games with AO sexual content, you still have to wade through a shitton of the current "games" that are flooding steam if you just go by the adult filter.

the good games in question aren't AO; GTA5 and Witcher 3 both have the tag and neither game goes farther than titty iirc

e: well there's also Trevor's cock in GTA5 but you're an insane person if Trevor makes you horny, that's pretty clearly meant to be more funny/horrifying

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008



LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the good games in question aren't AO; GTA5 and Witcher 3 both have the tag and neither game goes farther than titty iirc

e: well there's also Trevor's cock in GTA5 but you're an insane person if Trevor makes you horny, that's pretty clearly meant to be more funny/horrifying

Nudity in general is becoming more common in games than it used to be (basically since so many sales are done online now the ESRB has pretty much lost its ability to force developers to adhere to their arbitrary standards), but it's usually still in the vein of "filmic" nudity rather than "pornographic" nudity. Like lots of movies have cheesy topless scenes that exist for no reason beyond putting a topless scene in the movie, but it's still qualitatively different than straight up wank material. That's why "sexual content" isn't a super helpful tag in this regard. Something explicitly identifying porn as such would be a lot more meaningful as a filter.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Last time I was annoyed by nudity ingames was the sex scene in Metro Last Light. It was boring, awkward, and got in the way of me playing the game.



That said, I canít wait for hentai on steam. Nothing can go wrong.

The Skeleton King fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2018 around 22:26

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

The Skeleton King posted:

Last time I was annoyed by nudity ingames was the sex scene in Metro Last Light. It was boring, awkward, and got in the way of me playing the game.

The thing that bothered me the most about that was the protagonist's love interest was introduced as the "best sniper" they had. She then missed every shot, got kidnapped, had sex with you, and didn't even go to the final battle despite being such a supposedly great soldier. Her only purpose as the only named female character was to get pregnant and share your heroics with your child. Can't say I was impressed with the narrative surrounding her.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011


VIDEO GAMES!!!

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013


Also wears eyeliner and looks noticeably less grungy than any other character in the game. Even with the aesthetic aside, it was another bad example of female characters in games.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014


Soiled Meat

also insults you at every opportunity

Really Pants
May 20, 2005

What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?!
You couldn't make your pants any lower, so you made pants for each leg! SAY IT!

Artyom should've married the stripper instead imho

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007


Really Pants posted:

Artyom should've married the stripper instead imho

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Yeah, for a series with what I consider some of the best writing and atmosphere Iíve seen in a long time, she was a pretty poor character.

Digirat
Sep 14, 2011



For some reason I never noticed the gender bias in metro 2033 when I played it, which had 0 named women in it at all, but it really stood out to me in last light with its 1 named female character who transparently exists just to have sex with the protagonist.

Last light in general is a lot worse on the character/story front.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014


Soiled Meat

confession: i didn't care for last light overall until artyom teams up with the baby dark one. then it's one of my favorite games ever until baby dark one leaves again.

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


The original is far better written, agreed.

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