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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I do not like those people models.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Jamfrost posted:

I do not like those people models.

Look on the upside, at least you know some original work went into this, instead of the dev just paying a few bucks for unity models.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler
The face of the left one looks like a lamprey.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013









Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why would you at that point not just play the fixing your lovely car during a summer in Finland game? No I don't remember what it's called.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

My Summer Car, and that game rules.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Captain Hygiene posted:

Is this where the stonks guy goes for spring break?

BREANKS

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Lodin posted:

Why would you at that point not just play the fixing your lovely car during a summer in Finland game? No I don't remember what it's called.

Honestly if you told me those shots were from My Summer Car DLC I'd have believed you.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

It gets better. Check out the gameplay images on the store page (they're at the end past all the badly censored nudity).

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The game's probably pretty awful, but the key for that screenshot is that Steam is placing things it knows I've asked not to see in my queue.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Postal 4 coming along nicely.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Discendo Vox posted:

It gets better. Check out the gameplay images on the store page (they're at the end past all the badly censored nudity).

The badly censored nudity is the best part, though!

but really I was like "Somebody actually MADE the game the mobile ads all pretend their game is? Crazy bro"

I'd non-ironically like an actual quality game in the genre, though. That'd be cool.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

John Lee posted:

but really I was like "Somebody actually MADE the game the mobile ads all pretend their game is? Crazy bro"

Oh poo poo you're right, that's the thing that one company just got slammed for

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This game is probably benefiting pretty heavily today from being the second match for "Rebirth". Always the most reassuring thing to see as the first frame in its autoplay trailer.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

King Vidiot posted:

Postal 4 coming along nicely.

I recently played through the Postal 4 alpha and while it is a good continuation of 2 it feels weirdly tame. Like it's 2020 and Running With Scissors are publishing their own game for the first time so they could put whatever vile poo poo into the game and yet it's just more of the same. You still can't drink alcohol and the only drug is the classic health pipe. The only nudity I found was a statue of a naked lady and she at least has actual modeled genitalia. Still, you'd expect there to be a strip club. Oh and they still censor your dick when you pee.
Seems to me that RWS have become a bunch of old conservative farts and that's pretty funny.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:


This game is probably benefiting pretty heavily today from being the second match for "Rebirth". Always the most reassuring thing to see as the first frame in its autoplay trailer.

Terrible Awful Games: All Characters are over 18 year old

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Lodin posted:

Seems to me that RWS have become a bunch of old conservative farts and that's pretty funny.

Always were

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



i am reading that description over and over. every sentence strikes the perfect balance of needless precision and baffling vagueness. the maximum amount of data yielding the minimum amount of information.

besides maybe "level puzzles," it could be describing Disco Elysium. it could be describing anything!

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/ :nws: :nms:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A welcome change from the sexy waifu Stalin I expected

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Looks surprisingly well done. The fact that I'm mildly tempted to buy a game about loving Joseph Stalin really says something about 2020.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Well, let's see what the latest stupidity to show up in my "new and trending" list is.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1259740/Escape_Dungeon/

Okay, so it's just a standard stupid hentai rpg, how bad could it



:stare:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

skeleton warrior posted:

Well, let's see what the latest stupidity to show up in my "new and trending" list is.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1259740/Escape_Dungeon/

Okay, so it's just a standard stupid hentai rpg, how bad could it



:stare:

That's just the comic book Sex Criminals.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The MSJ posted:

That's just the comic book Sex Criminals.

"When the going gets tough, you don't want a sex criminal, alright? You want a Sex....Criminal." - early draft of Breaking Bad

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Just stumbled upon something that feels way more unnerving & sinister than our usual finds:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1311220/Johann_Weiss/

He also has a tee shirt store...
https://www.bonfire.com/store/jmaa-tv/

Look at some of those designs and tell me this dude's not hosed up.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I don't know what to say. O_O

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

"Beware of Diddler Dax" :catstare:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Great Beer posted:

"Beware of Diddler Dax" :catstare:

Deep Space Nine season 8 going in some strange directions.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Is Johan Weiss just wearing an SS uniform O_O wtf

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






"John White", huh

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

An insane mind posted:

Is Johan Weiss just wearing an SS uniform O_O wtf

Oh

McSpanky posted:

"John White", huh

Oh...

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Good to see that JeffK finally realized his dream of becoming a game creator.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Cinema Simulator

quote:

About This Game

Using process of cinema simulator

1. Prepare your baby movie in a folder

2. Copy your folder path

3. Enter the game and click to set the input folder path

4. Start playing

The author's words:

The first game is destined to be the most failed game, but I am a growing game developer. If you find bugs while playing, congratulations on finding the right way to play the game.

This is a doomed failure, so I will accept all the criticism.

If this game can bring you a little happiness, it is my honor!





kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Well, I appreciate the honesty I guess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Palpek posted:

quote:

The first game is destined to be the most failed game


Big words

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Great Beer posted:

"Beware of Diddler Dax" :catstare:

Hmmm...


Beware of the most notorious rich and famous podcaster!


Huh?


Dick Masterson, AKA Dax Herrera, is a dangerous individual to kids. If you wear this t-shirt, you'll be guaranteed to protect your offspring from this dangerous man. He runs The Dick Show, one of the most notorious podcasts for child predators. BEWARE!


What is Lowtax's favorite female-hating podcaster doing here and why does this weirdo game designer hate him

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Great Beer posted:

"Beware of Diddler Dax" :catstare:


Maybe he just wants to draw and share!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Flat Earth Simulator

quote:

Is the earth a globe? Why do you think that? Does your everyday life confirm that fact? Explore the alternative of the Flat Earth Simulator! An interactive simulation of the day and night cycle on a flat earth with information waypoints all over the terran plane.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

What you might learn can never be unseen!
No I'm pretty sure I can unsee all of that.

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