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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


ErrEff posted:

What the gently caress? Is this even real? Many of them have trailers but they honestly look kinda fake. As in, real assets but mouse/character movement and event scripting looks fake as hell.
Yeah, their most 'normal' looking game Cold War Minister looks like it's entirely made in Source Film Maker or something similar. It's like a segment in a movie with a fake game, weird poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJodj2E8jSU

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Club Girl

Based on the art style and the lack of a trailer, I'm guessing that the titular club girl looks absolutely awful in motion.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

Club Girl

Based on the art style and the lack of a trailer, I'm guessing that the titular club girl looks absolutely awful in motion.

Airways enjoy a "not all levels are completeable - Recommended" review

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ultrafilter posted:

Club Girl

Based on the art style and the lack of a trailer, I'm guessing that the titular club girl looks absolutely awful in motion.



crystal hands

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

The creatively named Space Sex is out after 7 months of early access. A porn game in early access. Yes.

This makes Lula 3D look good.

Also clicked through one of the reviews and... really cool seeing fans of adult games on Steam posting some seriously borderline artwork that I'm not sure any Valve employees would actually want to be hosting on their platform.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

ErrEff posted:

The creatively named Space Sex is out after 7 months of early access. A porn game in early access. Yes.

Man, Subverse really fell far, huh?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Now that's a curator you can trust

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ErrEff posted:

The creatively named Space Sex is out after 7 months of early access. A porn game in early access. Yes.

This makes Lula 3D look good.

Also clicked through one of the reviews and... really cool seeing fans of adult games on Steam posting some seriously borderline artwork that I'm not sure any Valve employees would actually want to be hosting on their platform.



i am rock loving hard right now

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is that... breast/text-box interaction physics?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

"In space, nobody can hear you.... loving". Are you serious? They missed the easy rhyme with "cream"?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Antivehicular posted:

Is that... breast/text-box interaction physics?

Seemingly, but also you can see the transparent windows on the cabinet or whatever on the right side bleeding through it and that's really..something..

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Rotten Red Rod posted:

"In space, nobody can hear you.... loving". Are you serious? They missed the easy rhyme with "cream"?

The game is called Space Sex. There is zero imagination on display here.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

kirbysuperstar posted:



i am rock loving hard right now

Is that an imperative or an activity. Am I being introduced to Snobbler Gobbler and being told to strip them, or are we beginning a game of Snobbler Gobbler and including the "strip" rules module?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


On any other day Don't Cheat on Me would be threadworthy, but Space Sex is going to be pretty tough to...top? Beat? Help me out here.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Wanna gobble those snobbles.

E: Oh no!

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

kirbysuperstar posted:



i am rock loving hard right now

Terrible Awful Games: Strip Snobbler Gobbler!

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



ponzicar posted:

Terrible Awful Games: Strip Snobbler Gobbler!
Rebuttal, what if Terrible Awful Games: Breast/Text Box Interaction Physics instead?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

So does the space station have artificial gravity or is everyone floating around aimlessly trying to line up their genitals?

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop

Former Human posted:

So does the space station have artificial gravity or is everyone floating around aimlessly trying to line up their genitals?

yes.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
the latter with QWOP style controls would actually be a fun game

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
forward thrust accompanied by a soft fart noise

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

ultrafilter posted:

Club Girl

Based on the art style and the lack of a trailer, I'm guessing that the titular club girl looks absolutely awful in motion.

quote:

Before playing Club Girl, I had severe erectile dysfunction. I tried every pill on the market but my willy would never get hard, until I played this game. When I saw the menu screen I was immediately perplexed at these advanced graphics. Once I actually started playing, my willy not only got super hard but I ejaculated so much in my pants it slowly ran down my leg and into my shoe like a white stream of magic. . this proceeded to happen with every song I played afterward, This game also saved my sex life thank you sixteen bars. I plan to play it all.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Who do I contact if my willy is hard for more than 4 hours?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You obviously have to go on the Steam forum and ask for relief.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Desktop NEKO Girl

quote:

This is a desktop nurturing kitten pet that can be placed anywhere on your computer desktop. You can customize your pet's name, take care of her diet and life, and interact with her to play games. According to your training, she will become better and better or may die.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

From the Steam discussions:

quote:

I've got 15g and she is refusing to work because of her mood. Now what?

quote:

Tea with Milk is 15g. It gives mood +15. Hopefully that will be enough of a mood boost to make her work again.

quote:

Thanks. Unfortunately she says "Bad mood" but it's actually her Pressure that's preventing her from doing anything. Can't afford anything to bring it down.

Status update. She died. RIP.

This game seems entirely too real.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This early access Chinese game is apparently a Souls-like but seems to be focused on giving you sexy skins for your female character. It has multiple cosmetic DLCs already (remember it's Early Acess).

https://store.steampowered.com/app/992300/_Bloody_Spell/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This looks like a really great game and in no way a cynical shite asset flip.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1509630/During_Before_And_After_COVID19/

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1314480/Don_Flatus_Poop_Hunter/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Super Seducer 3 is the ultimate real-world seduction sim. You get to learn cutting-edge dating tactics that draw on decades of knowledge from the world’s top gurus.
If it's anything like the last two this isn't really a simulator and more som PUA scumbags excuse to film himself with a lot of hot women.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/929660/Super_Seducer_3__The_Final_Seduction/

I did like this screenshot that's on the Steam page.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

super seducer always struck me as being deliberately designed in a self-aware way to get eyes from streamer/youtuber reactions

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It was 100% meant to be outrage bait, yes.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lust from Beyond is releasing on the 25th and so yesterday since it was Valentines the devs released their "erotic" trailer. Thing is, it's too "erotic" to release on youtube so instead you have to go on their discord to find a link to it on a dropbox.
Hint: the trailer is not erotic at all. It's the usual disgusting filth I've come to expect from the devs. The highlight is probably the cut where the protagonist sticks his dick into something that could have been designed by Giger. My kind of jam in other words. :v:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1401680/view/5216827407354778630

Mr.Misfit
Jan 10, 2013

The time for
SkellyBones
has come!

Lodin posted:

Lust from Beyond is releasing on the 25th and so yesterday since it was Valentines the devs released their "erotic" trailer. Thing is, it's too "erotic" to release on youtube so instead you have to go on their discord to find a link to it on a dropbox.
Hint: the trailer is not erotic at all. It's the usual disgusting filth I've come to expect from the devs. The highlight is probably the cut where the protagonist sticks his dick into something that could have been designed by Giger. My kind of jam in other words. :v:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1401680/view/5216827407354778630

"This content is not available in your region"....apparently its too much monster dick for german censors... Oo

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Terrible Awful Games: too much monster dick for german censors

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lodin posted:

Lust from Beyond is releasing on the 25th and so yesterday since it was Valentines the devs released their "erotic" trailer. Thing is, it's too "erotic" to release on youtube so instead you have to go on their discord to find a link to it on a dropbox.
Hint: the trailer is not erotic at all. It's the usual disgusting filth I've come to expect from the devs. The highlight is probably the cut where the protagonist sticks his dick into something that could have been designed by Giger. My kind of jam in other words. :v:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1401680/view/5216827407354778630

Lusst'ghaa - the Land of Ecstasy :quagmire:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The universe they've created for this and Lust for Darkness is actually one of the more interesting takes on Lovecraft I've seen. At first glance you'd think the games are just trying to be explicit for the shock value but the creators really wanted to create their own cohesive universe. Obviously it's all quite silly and I giggle any time I find som bizarre sex toy stuffed in a drawer but beyond that they're actually trying to tell some interesting stories.
I'd recommend anyone who likes gross stuff like Hellraiser and doesn't mind walking simulators to give the two free prologues a go.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170820/Lust_from_Beyond_Prologue/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1401680/Lust_from_Beyond_Scarlet/

Yv'h lauv'abrarc! Yv'h Lusst'ghaa!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I just find "we can't show this on steam so we---oh, we can't show this on youtube---oh, okay, we can put it on a discord, you come to this discord to see our video, but it's not just embedded in a channel you can't reply to, to keep it in place, no, we've gotta put it on dropbox" to be the most mind-boggling part

just link the dropbox on steam for crying out loud

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

I think the point is that if they did they'd be liable to Valve's content policies, thin as they are, which is why they're being coy with "It's available on a certain Discord if you wanna go looking for it :grin:". Similar to why nude patches can't simply be linked in a stickied discussions thread anymore.

Whatever, in the end it's marketing. If you're already successfully making people go out of their way to seek out your marketing material, you're doing something right.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
There's also a bunch of other trailers that include some censored horny and such so it's not like they don't have the marketing. This is just a stupid stunt.

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