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Directly Drink Milk from Cow 【直に牛乳を飲め】quote:The main character comes to work part-time at a ranch and takes care of 16 Holstein cows and their calves. He has to chase the cows with his dog, milk the cows, feed them, and carry the milk in buckets slowly without spilling. You can also take a car to explore and talk to the villagers.
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# ? Jun 15, 2022 15:05 |
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ultrafilter posted:Directly Drink Milk from Cow 【直に牛乳を飲め】 is this frog fraction 4
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# ? Jun 16, 2022 07:49 |
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It looks like a Tim & Eric sketch.
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# ? Jun 16, 2022 12:33 |
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The reviews are mostly "I learned a lot about cows" which sounds about right I guess??
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# ? Jun 16, 2022 13:38 |
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kirbysuperstar posted:is this frog fraction 4 Sadly not that interesting. Just a very janky, barebones farming sim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UyUnpw6X8 It's not shown in the video but there was a point he had to restart because the dog fell under the world(possibly from being driven over) and you can't control the cows at all without it.
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# ? Jun 16, 2022 14:47 |
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RatHat posted:Sadly not that interesting. Just a very janky, barebones farming sim. Terrible Awful Games: The Dog That Fell Under The World
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# ? Jun 18, 2022 09:45 |
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Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. https://store.steampowered.com/app/607820/Infinite_Adventures/ quote:HUNDREDS of BEAUTIFUL anime styled characters and enemies
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 17:05 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. one of my steam buddies has that and says it's really good. basically procedurally generated wizardry
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 18:28 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. I'm just glad that the ape nft creators found gainful employment after all
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 18:34 |
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Nenonen posted:I'm just glad that the ape nft creators found gainful employment after all Infinite Adventures is years old. They must have done it first.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 18:55 |
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Prism posted:Infinite Adventures is years old. They must have done it first. welp, then I guess we know where they ended
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 19:05 |
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It is just going for that mid-90's webcomic aesthetic.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 19:13 |
Birthright, Ancestry, and Origin, as separate steps in character creation?
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 19:14 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. This was on my ignore list so I must have nixed it without paying attention during one of my daily trips through the not interested queue (up to just over 34,000 titles ignored!) but I am going to buy it and play the gently caress out of it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 20:52 |
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Not enough RPGs implement the Technocrat class tbh.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 21:21 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. this art owns, sorry
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 21:28 |
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ultrafilter posted:Directly Drink Milk from Cow 【直に牛乳を飲め】 Given the thread, I was pleasantly surprised to click on the link and find that it meant an actual cow
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 21:39 |
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I don't particularly like infinite adventures, but it's just standard semi-amateur art for an indie game? Edit: It's the art you get when your "friend who can draw" is in charge of the art, which is perfectly fine.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 23:39 |
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Honestly it's better art than Wildermyth and that game is really good.
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# ? Jun 19, 2022 23:47 |
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Well yeah the art isn't the worst art in the world, I just thought it was inconsistent enough to be chuckleworthy and be a refreshing break from the usual stuff that pops up in this thread
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# ? Jun 20, 2022 05:13 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing. It's an okay dungeon crawler that feels like it's trying to be Etrian Odyssey and not quite getting there. Class balance feels a bit off and the story annoyed me slightly, but it's not the worst game I've finished.
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# ? Jun 20, 2022 05:54 |
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Am I the only one who thought the joke was that the description was how many character customization options there are and the picture was three identical dudes in dusters?
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# ? Jun 20, 2022 13:30 |
Great Beer posted:Am I the only one who thought the joke was that the description was how many character customization options there are and the picture was three identical dudes in dusters?
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# ? Jun 20, 2022 16:37 |
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skeleton warrior posted:Given the thread, I was pleasantly surprised to click on the link and find that it meant an actual cow I had the same thought except I was disappointed.
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# ? Jun 20, 2022 16:53 |
I don't know if it truly fits the oeuvre of this thread, but that is one helluva confident Steam gallery.
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:09 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:I don't know if it truly fits the oeuvre of this thread, but that is one helluva confident Steam gallery. What you don't like their pick of promotional desktop backgrounds?
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:11 |
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Zil posted:What you don't like their pick of promotional desktop backgrounds? When the product is primarily about cashing in on the Brand, with anything like ["actually getting a playable game for your money"] being at best a distant third priority.
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:18 |
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silentsnack posted:When the product is primarily about cashing in on the Brand, with anything like ["actually getting a playable game for your money"] being at best a distant third priority. That's correct, it's a licensed sports game.
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:22 |
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If your basketball game doesn’t scream BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! then I have no interest in playing it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:36 |
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Cartoon Man posted:If your basketball game doesn’t scream BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! then I have no interest in playing it. What's your opinion of HE'S ON FIRE?
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:42 |
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Cartoon Man posted:If your basketball game doesn’t scream BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! then I have no interest in playing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvn9Pg4lUy8&t=424s (watch to end)
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# ? Jul 18, 2022 21:44 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:I don't know if it truly fits the oeuvre of this thread, but that is one helluva confident Steam gallery. Don't Valve specifically require that the screenshots in your store page be actual screenshots?
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# ? Jul 19, 2022 07:13 |
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A good poster posted:Don't Valve specifically require that the screenshots in your store page be actual screenshots? Well, the rules are actually quite nuanced. You have to take into account several factors, chief among which is the fact that Valve stopped giving a gently caress about doing any sort of content curation long ago. No, wait, that's the only one. You have to take into account that singular factor.
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# ? Jul 19, 2022 07:27 |
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Cartoon Man posted:If your basketball game doesn’t scream BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! then I have no interest in playing it.
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# ? Jul 19, 2022 07:41 |
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Lately my queue's been full of incredibly generic-looking indie games that are priced in the AA to AAA range with a small number of suspect positive reviews. I found TOTO Quest and CHICKWEED today. I might be willing to try either of those for $2 but $50 seems a little high.
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 18:43 |
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LGD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvn9Pg4lUy8&t=424s I do not understand why they add these cutscenes and storylines to sports games.
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 19:02 |
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What on earth The first one at least looks like it has some design going on, but the second looks like something you'd get out of a My First Game Maker tutorial and throw up onto newgrounds.
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 19:05 |
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ultrafilter posted:Lately my queue's been full of incredibly generic-looking indie games that are priced in the AA to AAA range with a small number of suspect positive reviews. I found TOTO Quest and CHICKWEED today. I might be willing to try either of those for $2 but $50 seems a little high. wouldnt surprise me if it was, like, a weird money laundering attempt or something
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 19:28 |
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maybe it's someone hoping to make a few bucks off of streamers irony-streaming their game
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Mix. posted:wouldnt surprise me if it was, like, a weird money laundering attempt or something Always a strong possibility. The other trick I've heard is take your shovelware game, price it unreasonably high, and then mark it 80%-90% off on sales to try and get people who will reflexively buy anything that has a steep "discount".
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