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FishMcCool posted:If that's what girls look like, I have been lied to all my life! Yeah, I'm pretty sure my mom said that girls had their sharp teeth in their nether bits, not in their mouths.
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Lol, I was reading reviews of the previous Girls Civilization games, and apparently one of the "bug fixes" is the game autosaves and forces you to quit and restart the game every 3 hours.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Lol, I was reading reviews of the previous Girls Civilization games, and apparently one of the "bug fixes" is the game autosaves and forces you to quit and restart the game every 3 hours. That's one way to solve a memory leak.
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Steam allowing a game where you are literally building a secret Nazi bunker https://store.steampowered.com/app/1477700/Project_Wunderwaffe/
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Ah yes, the, quote, "realities of World War II", where Hitler was capable of building war-winning superweapons in his suicide bunker
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Hot Diggity! posted:Steam allowing a game where you are literally building a secret Nazi bunker i saw this and it sucks because they are the same devs that make all the awful simulator games i am addicted to
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Hot Diggity! posted:Steam allowing a game where you are literally building a secret Nazi bunker I, uh...that is definitely a concept. Maybe it was just the trailer, but here's a few things that left me scratching my head: Why nazis? I mean, this is the main one, right? I like the concept of running a hidden research facility to create a weapon that can turn the war, but here's the thing about WW2: all sides were working on weird super weapons during it. America had the Manhattan Project, but was also looking into weaponizing bats. England could be its own DLC, with codebreaking and building computers at Bletchley Park. Russian engineers had to deal with both the Germans and Stalin, and I'm sure that a bit of historical research provides plenty of other examples. The reason we remember the Axis research facilities so well are because they committed so many goddamn atrocities. From the Japanese going completely insane with Unit 371 to the Germans working Jews and prisoners to death in factory-mines, these weren't places that you want the player to associate with - especially not in a game, where the actions of the player should mechanically have a meaningful and positive outcome. That's something which stands in stark contrast to history, where a lack of ethics on the part of Axis researchers led to poo poo research that often proved completely useless. Sure, you could remove things like slavelabor and genocide from your game, but that just puts more emphasis on the question why we are even specifically running a nazi bunker in the first place. And if you keep those things, you end up with a pretty gruesome misrepresentation of history because you are implying that those methods actually work. That's not even touching on the fact that most proposed german 'superweapons' were poo poo. They were really good when it came to aviation (and, from that, rockets) but the rest of it was a shitshow. Tanks that would be too big to move, a nuclear program which was sabotaged multiple times by both Allied raids and researchers with a conscious that muddled the numbers and the dumb motto that what looked good on paper was always more important than any practical considerations. And where are the swastikas? The nazis were gaudy as poo poo, yet these screenshots look more like a parking garage than a facility filled with rabid fascists. It feels like the devs realized halfway through that they were making a nazi-game but couldn't be bothered to backpaddle all the way. Oh, and I wouldn't proudly present the feature to "use workers to build tunnels" in the trailer for your Werner von Braun-simulator.
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Conceptually, building a secret underground base to house a super weapon to conquer the world is the premise of the Evil Genius series, so it's not a bad idea. The difference is that Evil Genius takes its themes from campy comic book/james bond villain stuff, rather than the actual nazis. Like yes there are a lot of myths made up (usually after the war, in the case of "die glöcke" made up wholecloth by some weirdo in the 70's I think) about the secret technology the nazis must have had, and that's also the conceit of like, the wolfenstein games. But the key point is they're the bad guys. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Aug 7, 2022 |
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I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason the swastikas aren't in the game is because that would get it instantly banned for sale in Germany.
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Sobatchja Morda posted:That's not even touching on the fact that most proposed german 'superweapons' were poo poo. They were really good when it came to aviation (and, from that, rockets) but the rest of it was a shitshow. Tanks that would be too big to move, a nuclear program which was sabotaged multiple times by both Allied raids and researchers with a conscious that muddled the numbers and the dumb motto that what looked good on paper was always more important than any practical considerations. I'm just reminded of this now 
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FirstAidKite posted:I'm just reminded of this now Ha! I almost included that but couldn't be bothered while phoneposting. If anyone here hasn't read this yet, go rectify that immediately.
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HBDIE: The Nonce 2quote:1 Month after the incident when streamer hbdie_ had touched a child and got sentenced to prison in a Dover prison. Will you get found? 96% positive based on 25 user reviews, because of course it is.
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ultrafilter posted:HBDIE: The Nonce 2 what the gently caress does any of this mean what even is it
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It's always a relief to find out that no matter how Terminally Online I think I am, it's never enough to understand poo poo like that. What even the gently caress am I looking at.
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ultrafilter posted:HBDIE: The Nonce 2  Oh noooo
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i think i kind of understand from reading the description but i really wish i didn't
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Nonce is British slang for pedophile, that's all I got.
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The full description makes it a bit more clear, some streamer got caught touching a child and went to prison, and in the game you are playing the child and has to avoid the streamer that somehow escaped from prison. Survival horror-ish. Still a stupid and bad game.
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Sobatchja Morda posted:That's not even touching on the fact that most proposed german 'superweapons' were poo poo. They were really good when it came to aviation (and, from that, rockets) but the rest of it was a shitshow. Tanks that would be too big to move, a nuclear program which was sabotaged multiple times by both Allied raids and researchers with a conscious that muddled the numbers and the dumb motto that what looked good on paper was always more important than any practical considerations. Well, they were sometimes good at aviation. Other times they made a plane that ran on coal or a rocket plane with no landing gear that was mostly effective at killing its test pilots.
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A plane that kills nazis is a good plane
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MechaCrash posted:For some context, I saw the Cyber Furry whatever game on this thread, thought "this doesn't seem too bad," and then saw what else they do and went "okay gently caress these guys."
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BattleMaster posted:A plane that kills nazis is a good plane The State Department probably shugged and went "eh, probably won't happen with our guys. Maybe." when they Operation Paperclip'd the designer of both over here.
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 This is the second time "feet guys" have shown up in my time on the internet today and I do not like it
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OnlyFap Simulator 2 💦 Make sure to include the 💦 when you talk about this game.  Another gem that showed up on the popular trending list. You gonna be surprised.
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How is 💦 pronounced though?
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? 
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? You gonna be surprised.
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? blorp
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHhEZ0gmYU
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Thuryl posted:Well, they were sometimes good at aviation. Other times they made a plane that ran on coal or a rocket plane with no landing gear that was mostly effective at killing its test pilots. I have fond memories of Lucasarts' Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe, which allowed you to fly those crazy things. The Komet was particularly hilarious.
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? It's a thing.
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FishMcCool posted:I have fond memories of Lucasarts' Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe, which allowed you to fly those crazy things. The Komet was particularly hilarious. Were any of them in the BF1942: Secret Weapons? I only remember the tank with a ship cannon, the mortar tank, the Sherman with missile barrage attachment, machine gun bike and the coveted jetpacks which allows everyone to Hulk jump across the map but also turns the game into a clay pigeon simulator.
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Captain Hygiene posted:How is 💦 pronounced though? squart
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The MSJ posted:Were any of them in the BF1942: Secret Weapons? I only remember the tank with a ship cannon, the mortar tank, the Sherman with missile barrage attachment, machine gun bike and the coveted jetpacks which allows everyone to Hulk jump across the map but also turns the game into a clay pigeon simulator. No idea, never played that one. SWOTL was a flight sim from the DOS/VGA era.
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 Hey, this one looks pretty normal! Just a little side scrolling action game where you control a cute anime gir...   god drat it
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Yeah I think I've seen a bunch of stuff from that dev on the steam store. They all look cutesy but then have some creepy sexual thing (that at least is obvious on the steam page.)
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And an off-Steam nude patch, it seems
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I don't know why they bother with the off-Steam nude patch. You can just sell porn on Steam now.
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 How is Noelle ever going to earn that much cash in just ten days?!
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Cartoon Man posted:
MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION posted:The developers describe the content like this: 
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