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IronicDongz
Aug 18, 2013

I tried to express some concerns about what had just happened...


one full of gay women, presumably

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resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007



Do you think "Ignorant Classmate" is a voice, credited role?

She Bangs the Drums
Oct 17, 2009


visual novels are trash to be begin with so welcome to the thread

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009






Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




gently caress it, you can never just have 1 gender bender dna twister extreme screenshot.






Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

That is a $25 game. It was going to go on my "goofy poo poo to gift people" list but goddamn.

END ME SCOOB
Mar 27, 2007

do it DOG wrap it up already are you asleep

would you do it for a scooby snack

finisH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SANDWI
CHES ALREADY YOU SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

It is one of the most bafflingly bad games I have ever played in a way that's hard to explain without sounding like a lunatic. It was made by two, maybe three people, and the only sane one was the artist, who took his paycheck, did his work, got the gently caress out of dodge, and went to art school so he could actually get real work. As a result, the writer begins making GBS threads on the dude at every opportunity in the final chunks of the game.

The writer continues to work in the fetish mines, just hosed up a kickstarter for a third such game, and is a few thousand in debt now because he apparently paid the new artist up front before the campaign failed and now has to make a game on $0 to make anything back.

edit: I also still stand by this being the single worst line in the game.

END ME SCOOB fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2017 around 08:09

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




END ME SCOOB posted:

It is one of the most bafflingly bad games I have ever played in a way that's hard to explain without sounding like a lunatic. It was made by two, maybe three people, and the only sane one was the artist, who took his paycheck, did his work, got the gently caress out of dodge, and went to art school so he could actually get real work. As a result, the writer begins making GBS threads on the dude at every opportunity in the final chunks of the game.

The writer continues to work in the fetish mines, just hosed up a kickstarter for a third such game, and is a few thousand in debt now because he apparently paid the new artist up front before the campaign failed and now has to make a game on $0 to make anything back.

edit: I also still stand by this being the single worst line in the game.



Didn't the dev's other game just come out of early access on steam?

END ME SCOOB
Mar 27, 2007

do it DOG wrap it up already are you asleep

would you do it for a scooby snack

finisH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SANDWI
CHES ALREADY YOU SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

No, no. They kickstarted a third and it failed, leading to this:

https://twitter.com/lachedupgames/s...237761499320321

Oh, and what you aren't told until the very end of GBDNA: these games all take place in Australia.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




I thought that dev made Max's Big Bust too, though, and that just showed up as complete and finished on steam

END ME SCOOB
Mar 27, 2007

do it DOG wrap it up already are you asleep

would you do it for a scooby snack

finisH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SANDWI
CHES ALREADY YOU SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

They did, that was their second title, the kickstarter was sometime last year. Somewhere else on that twitter he's griping that there will be "no sequel" to Max because it's underperformed so much.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




Ok I was just making sure that they were the same dev because I wasn't sure

also, lol

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

Max's Big Bust has much better art.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


What is self cest

Is it masturbation

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

The Saddest Rhino posted:

What is self cest

Is it masturbation

I think it has to be some kind of double (a version of self) or a clone (not a twin). I don't make the rules though.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh


that this is the only one with a text bubble but no text makes it stand out doubly

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


FirstAidKite posted:

gently caress it, you can never just have 1 gender bender dna twister extreme screenshot.


I don't think any of the curves is in the right place.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006


Jamfrost posted:

I think it has to be some kind of double (a version of self) or a clone (not a twin). I don't make the rules though.
My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shone
When alone with my own little X.
And after we've dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest then Oedipus Rex.


-- Isaac Asimov

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Visual novels are too easy, it feels like cheating.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003
no clue

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Visual novels are too easy, it feels like cheating.

There is no such thing as fruit that is too low hanging.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009


I dont know posted:

There is no such thing as fruit that is too low hanging Jiggling.

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004



Soiled Meat

"jiggling orbs" would make a pretty good name change imo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I HAVE TERRIBLE OPINIONS ABOUT WALLPAPER. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP WITH INTERIOR DESIGN. YOU WILL END UP WITH UGLY WALLPAPER IN YOUR HOUSE AND ALL YOUR HOUSEGUESTS WILL LAUGH AT YOU.



TBH if you want your specialized wank material that seems fine except for where it costs $25.

Stexils
Jun 4, 2008



OwlFancier posted:

TBH if you want your specialized wank material that seems fine except for where it costs $25.

i dont know if i can trust the VN opinions of someone who can't pick out a good wallpaper

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

erhecktile disfunction

Lipstick Apathy

I dont know posted:

There is no such thing as fruit that is too low hanging.

Yeah but most VNs are just bad, not insultingly bad.

FreeKillB
May 13, 2009


Save Jesus

quote:

In this fantasy puzzle game you need to kill Romans, by redirecting traps and keeping Jesus and his friends alive.

Someone is trying to murder Jesus. Disguised as Caesar with the Roman Empire by his side, an evil impostor from the future has set hundreds of deadly traps.

Your Mission:
- Redirect the traps
- Kill the Romans
- Protect Jesus & his friends from an onslaught of weapons

Features:
- Boulders, Spikes, Skulls, Fireballs, Holy Balls, Holy Cows
- 50 Levels of increasing difficulty
- A variety of physics-based challenges
- Steam Trading Cards
- Steam Achievements

Find the impostor & destroy his Time Machine, before his machine destroys Time!


Only YOU can Save Jesus!





AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


FreeKillB posted:

Someone is trying to murder Jesus. Disguised as Caesar with the Roman Empire by his side, an evil impostor from the future has set hundreds of deadly traps.

This sounds like nonsense spat out by one of those game blurb generators.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, I should install it. Grabbed it in the winter sale.

They already have another game lined up: "Zombie Ballz now on Steam Greenlight"

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer


Lol, that Roman has the most "Can you believe this poo poo?" face.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Fantastic it is...
...
Jesus!







There's voice acting in the last image. Someone (is that a time-travelling Hitler?) repeats "You keep messing up my traps!"

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER



I gifted this to all my Steam friends last Christmas. It's apparently not that bad, several of them played long enough to gain multiple achievements. I have no personal experience with the game, I don't play games I jokegift.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]


Is Bad Ratz still considered a game, or is it more of a secondary currency on steam at this point?

TF2/CSGO/Flavor of the Month trading would be much more interesting if they traded in Bad Ratz copies

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004



Soiled Meat

Ever since Minecraft's explosive popularity everyone and their brother has been trying to ride that bandwagon for quick profits. Just take lovely blocky programmer art, slap it on top of a barely functioning sandbox, and there you go!

Pixel Survival knows the drill, and gives us a handy rundown of what features to expect in their game:







Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003



Ikari Worrier posted:

Ever since Minecraft's explosive popularity everyone and their brother has been trying to ride that bandwagon for quick profits. Just take lovely blocky programmer art, slap it on top of a barely functioning sandbox, and there you go!

Pixel Survival knows the drill, and gives us a handy rundown of what features to expect in their game:









This looks like yet another straight-up asset flip of Unit Z off the Unity asset store, so it's even lazier than you think it is.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

Unit Z will never die.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007


Fuck you say?


MULTY PLAYER

SURVIVAL

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

It looks like they are reselling an early version of Unturned.

Digirat
Sep 14, 2011

stinking
rat-vole
rodent
piece of
TRASH


Songbearer posted:

MULTY PLAYER

SURVIVAL

don't forget

MANY WEAPON

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

"?"


weak wrists big dick posted:

Is Bad Ratz still considered a game, or is it more of a secondary currency on steam at this point?

TF2/CSGO/Flavor of the Month trading would be much more interesting if they traded in Bad Ratz copies

I think at this point it's akin to a thank you card. "I've been thinking of you."

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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

Just look at the screenshots: http://store.steampowered.com/app/490690

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