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FantasticExtrusion
Sep 3, 2017

The White Dragon posted:

all this is one thing but otoh isn't it hard sometimes to discern between what's just an amateurish labor of love that took years to complete and something that was slapped together in a few months in rmxp or gamemaker?

You still go into labor to deliver a downs baby...

So ughhh don't do that?

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FantasticExtrusion
Sep 3, 2017

Well whose fault is that eh? He could have been humble: he could have been like "well many of these concepts are common sense." Instead the guy acts like he's had all these profound revelations; when really he's just a good designer who was in the right place at the right time. Oops, now nothing's good enough because you're Games Jesus.

Which, J.B. talks, I can tell he's not that kind of rear end in a top hat. He set a bar nobody can reach because it's all nostalgia for a weird awkward growth phase for the medium. He should have been actively downplaying that success.

Edit: how do pages work mobile?!?! I thought this was a different thread!



http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900/Pregnancy/

some freak posted:

'Pregnancy' is an interactive short story where the player attempts to influence the decisions of a 14 year old girl about the future of her pregnancy.

Lilla Sandor is the protagonist of 'Pregnancy'. She is a 14 year old girl who lives in Hungary. Lilla gets pregnant after being abused by a criminal and she is confused about what to do with the child she carries in her womb. The player acts as the voice of conscience influencing and guiding the young girl's decisions.

:psyduck:

FantasticExtrusion fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Sep 20, 2017

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

FantasticExtrusion posted:

Well whose fault is that eh? He could have been humble: he could have been like "well many of these concepts are common sense." Instead the guy acts like he's had all these profound revelations; when really he's just a good designer who was in the right place at the right time. Oops, now nothing's good enough because you're Games Jesus.

Which, J.B. talks, I can tell he's not that kind of rear end in a top hat. He set a bar nobody can reach because it's all nostalgia for a weird awkward growth phase for the medium. He should have been actively downplaying that success.

Edit: how do pages work mobile?!?! I thought this was a different thread!



http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900/Pregnancy/


:psyduck:

Before, this would have been some dumb art game on newgrounds, now we have get to buy these glorified flash games.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Didn't any of you watch Indie Game: The Movie? Blow came off as a pretentious hipster with way too much money and free time, Phil Fish came off as a complete rear end in a top hat which torpedoed the relationship with his financial backer and the Super Meat Boy guys came off as incredibly nice sympathetic people that got hosed by Microsoft.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

And yet all 3 of them managed to make fantastic games (though I'd say that was the Witness, not Braid, in Blow's case).

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Blow was like that before he was rich, based on a half-dozen conversations. So at least he's consistent.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

il_cornuto posted:

And yet all 3 of them managed to make fantastic games (though I'd say that was the Witness, not Braid, in Blow's case).

what was the good game that fish created? please dont say fez.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Fez.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Fez was great, yeah.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Fez was great, but by most accounts was great despite Fish's involvement, rather than because of it. It's also way shallower from a game design perspective than Braid or Meat Boy-most of its strong contributions are aesthetic. Even relatively small in duration, the shift mechanic struggles to bear its length.

Subjunctive posted:

Blow was like that before he was rich, based on a half-dozen conversations. So at least he's consistent.

I'm willing to give him credit despite his self-importance because he keeps pulling it off, somehow.

The real undersold supertalent, though, is Stephen Lavalle. I feel like ECT belongs here because people who like puzzle games would like it, and people who hate them will think it's the worst game ever made.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Sep 20, 2017

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

I don't get the hype Fez seemed to get before its release, it's a pretty standard puzzle platformer that also has like, ten really esoteric puzzles completely mechanically unrelated to the rest of the game, which results in a very weird difficulty curve. Even by the standards of its contemporaries it's a lot weaker as a game imo than, say, Bastion. Was the indie market so weak in 2012 that Fez was that great by comparison? I don't remember.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Red Bones posted:

I don't get the hype Fez seemed to get before its release, it's a pretty standard puzzle platformer that also has like, ten really esoteric puzzles completely mechanically unrelated to the rest of the game, which results in a very weird difficulty curve. Even by the standards of its contemporaries it's a lot weaker as a game imo than, say, Bastion. Was the indie market so weak in 2012 that Fez was that great by comparison? I don't remember.

Ibdie game the movie built it up a bit

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
It was one of that summer's poster children for XBLA's Summer Of Arcade. That, in addition to the fact that most XBLA games were kind of poo poo, helped make it better than its surrounding games.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Discendo Vox posted:

Fez was great, but by most accounts was great despite Fish's involvement, rather than because of it. It's also way shallower from a game design perspective than Braid or Meat Boy-most of its strong contributions are aesthetic. Even relatively small in duration, the shift mechanic struggles to bear its length.


I'm willing to give him credit despite his self-importance because he keeps pulling it off, somehow.

The real undersold supertalent, though, is Stephen Lavalle. I feel like ECT belongs here because people who like puzzle games would like it, and people who hate them will think it's the worst game ever made.

I've never heard of ECT and Google is not helping, what's that stand for? Also did you mean Steve Lavalle? Stephen Lavalle doesn't seem like the programming type.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Any fun Blowtentiousness anecdotes you can share, Cingulate?

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

I've never heard of ECT and Google is not helping, what's that stand for? Also did you mean Steve Lavalle? Stephen Lavalle doesn't seem like the programming type.

Stephen Lavelle, sorry. The games he's made that have seen commercial release are English Country Tune and Stephen's Sausage Roll. He also has a fuckton of free little experimental games on his website, http://www.increpare.com/.

Stephen's Sausage Roll really, really seems like it belongs here, but it doesn't.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I think Fez and The Witness are both incredible games regardless of how their creators act.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Discendo Vox posted:

Any fun Blowtentiousness anecdotes you can share, Cingulate?


Stephen Lavelle, sorry. The games he's made that have seen commercial release are English Country Tune and Stephen's Sausage Roll. He also has a fuckton of free little experimental games on his website, http://www.increpare.com/.

Stephen's Sausage Roll really, really seems like it belongs here, but it doesn't.

Those do look like good games, thanks for pointing me towards them even if this is the bad games thread!

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

I'm not saying they do fit in here but I clicked on the first game and the top comment is

quote:

Beautiful. The mound of hair and semen pulled from the drain should win some sort of award for perfect representation of a thing that has never been represented in a video game before.
which certainly sounds like a comment you'd get on one of the terrible awful games on steam.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Oh, that guy. PCGamer recommended that very game as a "It's free why not?" thing the other week. I tried it and it's about a ten minute game where you play both a guest and a host and you jack off into a sink and poop on a floor and

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

il_cornuto posted:

which certainly sounds like a comment you'd get on one of the terrible awful games on steam.

I don't want to learn the context of this. It's more amazing this way.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Yay, I found my own butthole!

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

il_cornuto posted:

I'm not saying they do fit in here but I clicked on the first game and the top comment is

which certainly sounds like a comment you'd get on one of the terrible awful games on steam.

I didn't really look at the website games, just English Country Tune and Stephen's Sausage Roll. Guess I know now why those are all that showed up under increpare games on Steam! :v:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Stephen Lavelle makes two kinds of games: genius puzzles and weird little experiments. He made Puzzlescript which is a very cool and easy way to make block pushing puzzles.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Subjunctive posted:

Blow was like that before he was rich, based on a half-dozen conversations. So at least he's consistent.

Blow was always rich, though. Remember, he had enough liquid assets to pay a deece six figgies to hire an artist to paint all of the game's artwork and license all the music for it.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Guy Mann posted:

Blow was always rich, though. Remember, he had enough liquid assets to pay a deece six figgies to hire an artist to paint all of the game's artwork and license all the music for it.

For Braid?

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Obviously, yes.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Oh, that guy. PCGamer recommended that very game as a "It's free why not?" thing the other week. I tried it and it's about a ten minute game where you play both a guest and a host and you jack off into a sink and poop on a floor and

English Country Tune is a 3d puzzle game where you push blocks only they only decide which way gravity is by how you push them, along with other strange 3d concepts

But yes, the same mind that creates intricate esoteric puzzle games like that, with completely original concepts and that have the design to match...

also LOVES making games about making GBS threads on the floor and jacking off and other edgy things feels no shame attaching his name to them.

e: he's sort of like if justin roilland was really smart

Hemingway To Go! fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Sep 22, 2017

FantasticExtrusion
Sep 3, 2017

Red Bones posted:

I don't get the hype Fez seemed to get before its release, it's a pretty standard puzzle platformer that also has like, ten really esoteric puzzles completely mechanically unrelated to the rest of the game, which results in a very weird difficulty curve. Even by the standards of its contemporaries it's a lot weaker as a game imo than, say, Bastion. Was the indie market so weak in 2012 that Fez was that great by comparison? I don't remember.

the way I pictured it he said "It's Fez" and half the thread just stood up and walked out without saying anything

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
http://store.steampowered.com/app/709900/Deep_Dark_Fantasies/

I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed. It isn't even trying.





It's a dumb meme game using compressed photos of that meme gay porn thing darkholme and this whole thing is just real sad that someone made it and got it put up on to steam and is charging money for it.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Yes and no; Braid's full budget for 6 years of development was $200k. Blow had that money, true, but it was apparently about all of his savings, and he ramen'd it as hard as anyone during the time.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Sep 23, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm not gonna link this game because I've already linked way too many nws anime titty games in this thread and the only funny part is the description.

Killing Time posted:

ABOUT THIS GAME

As a trained assassin, all the battles that Hatsuki has been in will reappear in all kinds of ways. As the player, you hold her destiny, whether the game ends in NTR, pure love or even hold on to virginity, it’s all up to you!

【Features】

●5 entirely different endings.

●All new battles and stories, paired with the best CVs.

●Unspeakable NTR plots.



Lol

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
gaben moving in on the lucrative DLsite market

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Discendo Vox posted:

Yes and no; Braid's full budget for 6 years of development was $200k. Blow had that money, true, but it was apparently about all of his savings, and he ramen' it as hard as anyone during the time.

Yeah, it took him basically his whole career to sock that away, and he bet it all on Braid.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
how much was his "whole career" because i was under the impression he was in his 20s and that's a whole lot of money to put away in just a couple years

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

He was 37 when it released. (And that $200K includes $50K of debt, IIRC.)

Subjunctive fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Sep 23, 2017

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Guess he's lucky he didn't blow it all.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
RE: wealthy indie devs downplaying their resources I don't think anything tops the guy who made Castle Doctine doing the whole bootstraps thing and bragging about having his entire family live below the poverty line by choice only to have it come out that that figure didn't include medical care and him backing out of the whole arrangement as soon as it became inconvenient.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

There's whiny indies and there's this guy
http://gue.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/index.php?pub=0&item=14&id=2&key=0
"When we were selling through our "Software Factory" we did all our own layouts and printing (I would take it to the local offset place myself) and my mother-in-law assembled the books and stuffed the plastic bags with them. It was a real cottage operation. I would drive to various computer stores in the area and leave free samples. And we sent a free copy of each of our products to all the software stores that advertised in the magazines at the time. That generated a lot of sales."

...

Why is there a free HL1 mod in New and Trending ion Steam?

Why does it have a paid plunger dlc?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/699350/HalfLife_CAGED__Executive_Plunger/

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The political comics thread is over in D&D

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