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Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


Watch out for his horse gasp.

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Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004



Soiled Meat




big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Is that a visual novel made in poser?

Does this mean that one day there could be a SEA PATROL visual novel?

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk


SomeJazzyRat posted:

I think at this point it's akin to a thank you card. "I've been thinking of you."

This is actually the best description of Bad Ratz I have ever heard

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004



gently caress you konami with your bombergirl moe poo poo

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk


e: wow I'm a dickhead with multiple tabs open!

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk


I bring you STAR MERC!

An awful game akin to the flash games you would find on the websites of cartoon television channels in the early 2000s!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/485830/


~ORIGINAL SPECIES~ IN MECHS AND ALSO NOT IN MECHS!


STARCRAFT!


DINOSAURS!

weak wrists big dick fucked around with this message at Feb 10, 2017 around 17:34

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Stop in the name of the paw


Buglord

Greenlight still isn't the best.

https://googleplaysore.tumblr.com/


Carecat fucked around with this message at Feb 10, 2017 around 20:19

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Steam is dumping greenlight for a system where you don't even need community approval. It's like they scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard they broke through into a lower barrel and started scraping.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009


Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Steam is dumping greenlight for a system where you don't even need community approval. It's like they scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard they broke through into a lower barrel and started scraping.

It's barrel bottoms all the way down.

Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



I want to know more about the various horses of our solar system

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



Was there ever a barrel to begin with.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Quest For Glory II posted:

I want to know more about the various horses of our solar system

also I'm ready for the VR version of Crocodile Attack Simulator.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Stop in the name of the paw


Buglord

Quest For Glory II posted:

I want to know more about the various horses of our solar system




The solar system has 99 worlds?

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Carecat posted:




The solar system has 99 worlds?

Oo, Vaporous Sinkhole is a good forums name

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Steam is dumping greenlight for a system where you don't even need community approval. It's like they scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard they broke through into a lower barrel and started scraping.

Does greenlight cost to use? The thing I read says the new system will cost money to post

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

Len posted:

Does greenlight cost to use? The thing I read says the new system will cost money to post

$100 buy-in for your current and all future submissions.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

The White Dragon posted:

$100 buy-in for your current and all future submissions.

That's a pretty low bar to clear for the chance to flood the market with poo poo.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

The White Dragon posted:

$100 buy-in for your current and all future submissions.

It worked out so well for Xbox Live Indie Games, what could possibly go wrong!

HardDiskD
May 6, 2009

HaHAHhehehehuhehahehhahahhaue



Grimey Drawer

Len posted:

Does greenlight cost to use? The thing I read says the new system will cost money to post

They are thinking about charging $100 and $5000 per game.

Rirse
May 6, 2006

Mei #1 Fan



raditts posted:

It worked out so well for Xbox Live Indie Games, what could possibly go wrong!

Awaiting the Steam release of XBIG greatest hits How to Talk to Girls and Adventures of Captain Becky.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN


Lipstick Apathy

I would legit buy Alpha Squad again on steam. Then be sad that I would no longer have the world high score.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Rirse posted:

Awaiting the Steam release of XBIG greatest hits How to Talk to Girls and Adventures of Captain Becky.

If it has Xbox classic game Try Not To Fart I could be tempted.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

erhecktile disfunction

Lipstick Apathy

Look what just got dumped onto Steam yesterday:
Bloody Boobs

quote:

Dear friends, here's an answers to the most asked questions:
1. The game require an active online connection
2. To finish the game, you must find and activate 4 altars
3. If the game freezes, you need to lower graphics settings and activate "optimization"
4. Release discount will last for a week
5. On the low graphic settings, digital artefacts might appear. We're working on fixing this problem
6. You might experience some problems with naming your server
7. First of all, the game is intended for playing with your friends
8. In order to create your character, you need to enter a name at the top of character creation options. Name must contain at least 3 letters

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

super sweet best pal posted:

Look what just got dumped onto Steam yesterday:
Bloody Boobs

When is the goon PGS server starting up?

SulphagneSocialist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Rirse posted:

Awaiting the Steam release of XBIG greatest hits How to Talk to Girls and Adventures of Captain Becky.

I can't find it anymore but isn't there a non-anime dating sim game written by a PUA on Steam?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

From the "Upcoming Games" tab.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/585550

quote:

FEMINAZI: The Triggering is an upcoming casual game for Steam in which your goal is to stop straight evil white males from oppressing women and minorities and make them check their privileges!

Featuring:

Variety of genders
Feminism
Fat
Toxic white masculinity
Refugees
Cultural Marxism
Welfare
Feminism
Burgers and other greasy foods
Wage gap
Mocking the weak
Much triggering
Such oppression
Fat
Tolerance







http://store.steampowered.com/app/508660

quote:

Triple X Tycoon® is a simulation game in which the player will get to experience the highs and lows of the adult entertainment industry from behind the scenes. The game features random events that may effect the growth of your studio or hinder performers. Volatile consumer trends are the norm. Extravagant award shows are commonplace, even performers come and go as time pushes on in an industry that makes big money on erotic indulgence.

START A BUSINESS, BUILD AN EMPIRE!

Steer your company through the eras. Sabotage your competitors! But watch your own back. Be smart and you'll have talent knocking down your door for a chance in the spotlight you created. Only the best adapt in this industry. From motel to studios and mansions. From VHS to VR, how far will you go?

FEATURES

Extensive product types! From analog and print to digital and beyond!
In-depth product review system!
Studio upgrades - get a room, buy the motel, rent the rooms expand your empire!
A.I generated talent, quirks and personalities!
Reputation and relationship system!
Mod support, clowns, goblins, ghosts, fursuits etc
Eras include 70s, 80, 90, 2000s and MORE!

FAQs

How much PORN is in this game?

It depends on how you choose to run your business. We like to emphasize that this is a game about the adult industry as a whole and not a sex simulator. For example, If you want to spend your time being the king/queen of sex toys instead of shooting film, by all means.

Is This Game LGBT Friendly?

Absolutely! We are working hard to make sure everyone is represented equally in Triple X Tycoon.

(Screenshots are enough I'm not linking them)


Finally, Fursuit Porn Simulator 2017.


http://store.steampowered.com/app/509800/


quote:

«The Last Weekend» - This weekend you'll never forget.

There are four characters for the player to choose from:

Rita – journalist
Alice – model
Paul – programer
Anthony – athlete

They all have different abilities. Important thing is that the game shows individual scenario for each character.

As a quest game it requires a player to collect a number of items and set them together to move forward, carry out some tasks and communicate to other characters. By the way, dialogues are pretty plain and legible for users.

The best for last: you should have noticed it's AO rated product (18+) and there're really some fruity moments. Young boys and girls in a lake hotel, miles from nowhere – all these already feels erotic. Guys don't mind getting a peep of girls in the shower or watch some sexy pictures of their girlfriends on the Internet. What else the developers may put in the game is anyone's guess.




I'm sure all of these will be of the excellent quality we're used to from Steam.

She Bangs the Drums
Oct 17, 2009


Nckdictator posted:

From the "Upcoming Games" tab.




I'm sure all of these will be of the excellent quality we're used to from Steam.

The best for last: you should have noticed it's AO rated product (18+) and there're really some fruity moments.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001


Pillbug

Triple X Tycoon was in the Groupees Build a Bundle 19 and while it won't be released until June 2017, Steam keys were sent out the other day.

Can't wait to check out the AI generated talent, quirks and personalities!

Schubalts
Nov 25, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life,
I think I've gone too far.


Huniepop already has a porn industry tycoon game, though.


I'm just going to imagine she saw the screenshots of FEMINAZI and this is her reaction.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

I added the Tycoon game to my wishlist and that last one is free, so I'm down.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


These games were originally discovered by FirstAidKite, all from the same developer/publisher seriously called RyuVsCloud:

1. Valortha

The official game banner + description:



These "genres" were set by the devs themselves:



Official screenshots on the game's Steam page:



Such a subtle name for the place, everybody's welcome:



Just lol at some freaking rear end in the dark:






2. Epica

This is how the animated main menu looks as shown in the trailer, just some sexy legs while you set up stuff:



The gameplay as a story in 3 acts. I recorded all these from the official trailer for the game:













3. Sayaka











I'm loving dead.

Palpek fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2017 around 00:17

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




Aw you didn't post arguably the best one.

Viktaram


https://i.imgur.com/XsEc3rO.mp4

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007



Wanna party with that giant and hammer him in the shins to no effect.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


Palpek posted:

These games were originally discovered by FirstAidKite, all from the same developer/publisher seriously called RyuVsCloud:

Well, don't keep us in suspense. Who wins?!

Anil Dasharez0ne
Sep 9, 2016

Can't Snuff The Guff


Alien Rope Burn posted:

Well, don't keep us in suspense. Who wins?!

The Steam refund system.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Gosh, I love arrows.


super sweet best pal posted:

Look what just got dumped onto Steam yesterday:
Bloody Boobs

Giant Bomb played a little of this on their Friday stream and when you play as the monster in multiplayer it has a big swinging dick.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

muscles like this! posted:

Giant Bomb played a little of this on their Friday stream and when you play as the monster in multiplayer it has a big swinging dick.
That's appropriate because I got totally hosed on my background/emoticon badge gamble.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016



Although almost every other shot in the trailer is composed to hide the big swinging monster dick, there's a bit where the silhouette is clearly visible.

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


muscles like this! posted:

Giant Bomb played a little of this on their Friday stream and when you play as the monster in multiplayer it has a big swinging dick.
Also this is from the official game FAQ:

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