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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh


tfw u forget to separate ur physics into fixedupdate and ur draw calls into update

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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here.

Soiled Meat

I think this is a bad game that has a bunch of fake positive reviews: http://store.steampowered.com/app/553790

Or maybe the Russian writing is actually very good. I have no idea, but I suspect tomfoolery.

Really Pants
May 20, 2005

What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?!
You couldn't make your pants any lower, so you made pants for each leg! SAY IT!

games don't get negative reviews for merely being bad

they have to be either genuinely unplayable, or just trendy to hate

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.


Jamfrost posted:

Or maybe the Russian writing is actually very good.
The Russian writing is memememememememememes LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. So, yeah, a very specific target audience.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


Writing negative reviews can also invite assholes to harass, as I've found.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.


FirstAidKite posted:

Aw you didn't post arguably the best one.

Viktaram


https://i.imgur.com/XsEc3rO.mp4

this brought a smile to my face after... whatever that other poo poo on the page was (esp. the edge lord feminzai game)


resistentialism posted:

Wanna party with that giant and hammer him in the shins to no effect.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 18, 2011

Pet me.


Awful Steam Games Megathread: Nudity, Action, Adventure, Indie

Also works for the awful mods thread now that I think about it.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



I wonder what kind of person you have to be to not care about your friends seeing "[name]is playing BLOODY BOOBS" notifications on the regular

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007
the chief of newo

The kind of person who also plays BLOODY BOOBS on the regular.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


Once you've seen "X is now playing Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" everything becomes relative.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 18, 2011

Pet me.


There should be a "please don't judge" after that

END ME SCOOB
Mar 27, 2007

do it DOG wrap it up already are you asleep

would you do it for a scooby snack

finisH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SANDWI
CHES ALREADY YOU SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Once you've seen "X is now playing Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" everything becomes relative.

Yo I get enough of that poo poo to my face, don't subtweet me

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


END ME SCOOB posted:

Yo I get enough of that poo poo to my face, don't subtweet me

I'm just saying there's better transformation fetish games on Steam. Half-Genie Hero just came out, after all, help is available.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Something the devs of Haydee thought to themselves: what if we made a Portal-inspired metroidvania but added gigantic bouncing tits and rear end?







Some achievements:



The community screenshot section is basically outright softcore erotica.

The game also has a workshop where you can download nude body mods of varying breast sizes and of course nude versions of female protagonists from other games like Lara Croft, Quiet, Edi or...female Pyro from TF2:



I have no idea why nude Skyrim mods still aren't allowed on Steam at this point.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Does Haydee have gameplay? Outside of T&A it looks like something people would hand out on Desura free of charge.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


Yeah, there's a Jim Sterling video for it, it mostly just looks like pretty excruciating platforming with awful controls and dying on account of a bold breeze.

Alien Rope Burn fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2017 around 12:59

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




































Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?


Pinocchio?!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


FirstAidKite posted:



Okay this game is good now.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


There's one male body in that workshop and it's a nude version of Chris from Resident Evil 5.





Wow, you can choose if he wears a clockwatch or not, pretty cool.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I'll be examining this. I hope it isn't Chris's manhood.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope


Am I up posed to gate this game now

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


Grimey Drawer

Shouldn't hair type be short AND curly?

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

Are there any Jojo skins

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Gamers are goo-reat!"


http://store.steampowered.com/app/389510/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Animal Lover









Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



Clean car seats are important

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013



My yearning desire.

For clean car-seats.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


http://store.steampowered.com/app/565410/



Take that, eyeballs!

(This is also a phone game that you pay for and had ads.)

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


  • Explain the concept of a repressed sexual desire for clean car-seats.

bbcisdabomb
Jan 14, 2008

SHEESH


Palpek posted:

  • Explain the concept of a repressed sexual desire for clean car-seats.

Honestly, who would repress that?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


Evil Mastermind posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/565410/



Take that, eyeballs!

(This is also a phone game that you pay for and had ads.)



A E S T H E T I C S

Stexils
Jun 4, 2008



the sky was the color of a dead television that was set to orange

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 4, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!


Finally videogamers can now experience the insufferable stoner philosophy course that is Mage: the Ascension.

SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.



Gothic punk rebellious 'the internet is evil' philosophy course to you!

I love Mage in theory.

SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.



There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in:

Genital Jousting
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012


Ah yes. Featuring the writing talent of Zach S, one of the shittiest people in RPG's and that's saying a lot.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


SaviourX posted:

There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in:

Genital Jousting
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/
This game owns and I'd like to see more like it on Steam.

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Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Babylon Astronaut posted:

Ah yes. Featuring the writing talent of Zach S, one of the shittiest people in RPG's and that's saying a lot.

Holy poo poo, did he invent FATAL or something?

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