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A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Another thing about the Deponia series, completely separate from Rufus being terrible, is that they spent three games hyping up Elysium and never let you explore it. I'd have been pissed if I bought them.

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Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Like what the gently caress was even happening in that scene for the term for an entire type of sea life to be used

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Well you see, they were going to use the term "snail trail" but wanted to sound more classy

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

"Snail trail" is a good description of Nasu's contributions to the world overall.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
I went and looked it up.



I have several questions now?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

HGH posted:

I went and looked it up.



I have several questions now?

Oh there's an Uzumaki VN? Sweet

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

It is speculated that the hentai scenes were put into Fate under protest, like the theory Harrison Ford tried to make the narration in Blade Runner bad on purpose.

Either that or it's just hard to write good porn.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dawgstar posted:

It is speculated that the hentai scenes were put into Fate under protest, like the theory Harrison Ford tried to make the narration in Blade Runner bad on purpose.

Either that or it's just hard to write good porn.

I agree. Whenever I think up of a porn scenario, it eventually derails into a relationship drama A24 would want to adapt or the pilot of a Syfy TV series.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

A good poster posted:

Another thing about the Deponia series, completely separate from Rufus being terrible, is that they spent three games hyping up Elysium and never let you explore it. I'd have been pissed if I bought them.

I don't know what doomsday is about but it should have been Cletus as Rufus trying to figure out how to save Elysium and go go back to being Cletus

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Dawgstar posted:

It is speculated that the hentai scenes were put into Fate under protest, like the theory Harrison Ford tried to make the narration in Blade Runner bad on purpose.

Either that or it's just hard to write good porn.

There's a reason that there's a thriving meme scene about hilariously, amazingly insane hentai dialogue.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a reason that there's a thriving meme scene about hilariously, amazingly insane hentai dialogue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbbXSVPOm1w

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I kinda want to link that hentai that was translated into Australian.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I kinda want to link that hentai that was translated into Australian.

If you're allowed to do that, I'll post the hentai translated into Early Modern English, Elizabethan English, and the poetic English most modern translations of Beowulf use.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

gently caress you in the mollusk.

Rub my turgid mollusk all over you.

Want to mollusk you so hard.

You so sexy, mollusk.

I'm so mollusk right now.

Really what noun or verb or adjective in sex cannot be replaced by the word mollusk?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Mollusk in my mouth.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Really what noun or verb or adjective in sex cannot be replaced by the word mollusk?

Tiger

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!

Put a mollusk in your tank!

...I dunno, seems to work.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Juffo-wub fills me and I grow turgid

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


I bet Arche fucks like a mollusk

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove mollusks up my rear end?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Wamdoodle posted:

I bet Arche fucks like a mollusk

I'm glad someone knew what I was referencing :)

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Really Pants posted:

Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove mollusks up my rear end?

This mollusk talk reminds me of

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I don't know what doomsday is about but it should have been Cletus as Rufus trying to figure out how to save Elysium and go go back to being Cletus

Doomsday is kind of hilarious in that it acknowledges exactly how much of a poo poo Rufus is by being a time travel plot of Rufus aimimg for a happy ending where he avoids dying, only for him to ultimately fail and end up in the exact same spot again.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Dawgstar posted:

It is speculated that the hentai scenes were put into Fate under protest, like the theory Harrison Ford tried to make the narration in Blade Runner bad on purpose.

Either that or it's just hard to write good porn.

a little of column A, a little of column B, a little of column "they were also written by the art guy instead of the guy who wrote the rest of it, and he's not very good at writing"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I bet I could write a great porn.

Someone help me come up with a rhyme for "the force of his overwhelming fucksmanship."

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
That’s a common misconception. Porn doesn’t have to rhyme.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

a little of column A, a little of column B, a little of column "they were also written by the art guy instead of the guy who wrote the rest of it, and he's not very good at writing"

Fate's never had an official translation, has it? So it's also gotten filtered through fansubbers who were probably being super literal.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Dawgstar posted:

Fate's never had an official translation, has it? So it's also gotten filtered through fansubbers who were probably being super literal.

It had an official translation on the PSP but they cut out the sex scenes I think.

Danakir
Feb 10, 2014

RatHat posted:

It had an official translation on the PSP but they cut out the sex scenes I think.

You're thinking of Fate/Extra which is a spin-off RPG on the PSP. None of the VNs ever received official translations.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Danakir posted:

You're thinking of Fate/Extra which is a spin-off RPG on the PSP. None of the VNs ever received official translations.

I'm not, there was a release on PSP called Realta Nua. Apparently it was only released in Japan though and the translations are fanmade.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Dawgstar posted:

Fate's never had an official translation, has it? So it's also gotten filtered through fansubbers who were probably being super literal.

yeah Mirror-Moon are... I don't want to rag on them too hard because translating F/sn is a loving herculean labor, but they're not that especially great at translating

there's been a couple of times lately where F/GO introduced some plot point and the English-speaking fanbase collectively went :wtc: and it turned out it was rooted in something from F/sn that Mirror-Moon either didn't catch or hosed up

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

there's been a couple of times lately where F/GO introduced some plot point and the English-speaking fanbase collectively went :wtc: and it turned out it was rooted in something from F/sn that Mirror-Moon either didn't catch or hosed up

Any funny examples?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I only lately learned about House Party which is an early access porn game. It was removed from Steam once and then it came back after the authors censored it. This is what they did:



The sex scenes apparently last as long as in the original and are just covered with that bar. Of course an uncensor mod is available in the official Steam forum in a thread stickied by the devs.

The community screenshot page is something else though:



Why, hello there:



The saga of Patrick:











Now that that's out of the way, it's time for the sex:





Why, hello there:





Bonus :nws: insanity:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/AycTJrP.jpg:nws:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/IIAl6zZ.jpg:nws:

In conclusion:



:thumbsup:

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler
And they say anime was a mistake.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Welp, I'm sold

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

i remember this boss from final fantasy 4

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Speaking of terrible porn, Hunie Pop's dev announced a new girl for the sequel, only she's a transwoman. He seemed genuinely baffled that half his player-base was all 'EW TRAP.'

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Well now I just feel inadequate.

GeekTheMage
May 20, 2001

"How about a little head?"

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SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012

Bringing a knife to a bear fight

So that's what big dick energy is.

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