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Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Well if we're actually being serious here then DLC of that nature is generally for picking out individual stuff you want rather than literally everything since it's usually not actual content but cosmetic stuff like skins or whatever. I doubt people who play Train Simulator actually shell out uh, where are we at now...



...seven thousand euros for everything, most of them just pick out the trains they really fancy and ignore the rest.

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Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Someone has DEFINITELY clicked that button, intentionally, I guarantee it.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Glagha posted:

Someone has DEFINITELY clicked that button, intentionally, I guarantee it.

I just did. After a bit of waiting it just brings me to empty shopping cart.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I'm sure that whales with poor impulse control are an important part of their business strategy. Worked for Dead or Alive.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Sininu posted:

I just did. After a bit of waiting it just brings me to empty shopping cart.

You can't put something into your library that you already own.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

That's enough money to get you access to a paid porn site for three months or three sites for one month, more than enough time to download everything on the site(s).

Or enough money to get lifetime access to the ones that actually have that option.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Edit:
Jesus loving Christ. This was on a suggestion queue because I've been goofing around in Conan: Exiles and it shares some tags.
This one was surprisingly playable for a Tamsoft release. They rip off the weapon types of Splatoon and the jet movement of Vanquish, and the card loadout system from somewhere.
Then, they soak and rip off everything else.

It's somewhat educational, as well.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It looks like rainbow colored torture.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SelenicMartian posted:

This one was surprisingly playable for a Tamsoft release. They rip off the weapon types of Splatoon and the jet movement of Vanquish, and the card loadout system from somewhere.
Then, they soak and rip off everything else.

It's somewhat educational, as well.



https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka/status/281205268350660609

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Why do they even bother pretending those girls are actually ninjas anymore, they're just mammary golems

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Why do they even bother pretending those girls are actually ninjas anymore, they're just mammary golems

I think you'll find that tits are חַי and not ‎אמת

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
OP: Jesus Christ look at this poo poo. Who would play this poo poo?!

Next Poster: This poo poo is my JAM, it's super fun and the anime tiddies are :discourse:.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I can't believe Steam keeps recommending anime porn games to people who keep looking at and buying them.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

sunken fleet posted:

I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess
Back when I was but a wee sprog, you couldn't browse warez or porn sites without finding one or two hacked Breakout or Qix roms where your reward was a heavily-dithered still from an old porno mag. And these were just the free* sites, I'm almost certain there was a thriving porn-hack industry behind the paywalls.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Does this even qualify as a game? Really? Pay £7 for this? Apparently this is relevant to me because I've been playing Resident Evil 2.
Serioustalk, those sorts of apps are apparently useful for training competitive FPS players. If it's any good, you can set the size and motion of targets, set the controls to exactly mimic Overquake or Doomnite or whatever you young whippersnappers are telefragging people in these days, and just train without being shot at or needing to queue ten minutes for a three-minute match. I wouldn't buy it, but for the half hour or so I was considering upping my game in Overwatch I got recommended three different ones by the tip & trick videos I was watching.

e: For the kind of people who would pay $80 for a mouse and $120 for a keyboard, 7 for an aim trainer is pocket change, and they would complain if the framerate was capped at 60.

Dareon fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Mar 20, 2019

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dareon posted:

I got recommended three different ones by the tip & trick videos I was watching

Siri define "product placement"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SelenicMartian posted:

This one was surprisingly playable for a Tamsoft release. They rip off the weapon types of Splatoon and the jet movement of Vanquish, and the card loadout system from somewhere.
Then, they soak and rip off everything else.

It's somewhat educational, as well.



Don't pay them for this poo poo you moron

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Don't pay them for this poo poo you moron
It's way cheaper in my region. I just hope Tamsoft does more insane poo poo from the ps2 days, and not under an anime license.

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

SelenicMartian posted:

It's way cheaper in my region. I just hope Tamsoft does more insane poo poo from the ps2 days, and not under an anime license.

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/

Is that... a white noise generator?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I can't believe Steam keeps recommending anime porn games to people who keep looking at and buying them.

The system works!

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


SelenicMartian posted:

It's way cheaper in my region. I just hope Tamsoft does more insane poo poo from the ps2 days, and not under an anime license.

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/

I'm so happy that steam has brought back the early 90s shareware disk experience with all these terrible games.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Please don't purchase senran kagura games or other games that try to normalize the sexualization of minors, and if you must, please don't try to defend doing so here because you are just not going to come out of this looking good even if you only enjoy the game for its gameplay or its plot or the cast of characters or the music

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

SelenicMartian posted:

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/
steam store is no place for these mighty warriors

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://store.steampowered.com/app/921430/Genius_NAZIGIRL_GoePPelsChan_ep1/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


They bravely fought Steam for 3 years to release this.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Primar
y
school

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

SelenicMartian posted:

It's way cheaper in my region. I just hope Tamsoft does more insane poo poo from the ps2 days, and not under an anime license.

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/

The reviews on that one are a bit weird:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Even the goon Senran Kagura thread turned against the series at Peach Beach

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Dareon posted:

Back when I was but a wee sprog, you couldn't browse warez or porn sites without finding one or two hacked Breakout or Qix roms where your reward was a heavily-dithered still from an old porno mag. And these were just the free* sites, I'm almost certain there was a thriving porn-hack industry behind the paywalls.

I'm actually weirdly nostalgic for the days where "porn games" were little Klik N' Play .exe files with jigsaw puzzles and solitaire games with naked women in them. Now that poo poo is flooding Steam and it's all stolen DeviantArt anime and probably also Bitcoin miners.

Foo Diddley posted:

The reviews on that one are a bit weird:



I mean, those are all very clearly fake accounts but... why? Why would fake accounts exist to give bad reviews to a game that everybody can already clearly see is bad?

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Foo Diddley posted:

The reviews on that one are a bit weird:



I had to look at that image for longer than I'm comfortable with admitting to before noticing the connection. Holy poo poo I'm slow today.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I came here to see if anyone else suddenly had a cutesy hitler game on their steam front page, I was both disappointed and happy it turns out people did.
I reported it still though, because gently caress turning Hitler into an anime.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

King Vidiot posted:

I mean, those are all very clearly fake accounts but... why? Why would fake accounts exist to give bad reviews to a game that everybody can already clearly see is bad?

It looks like they're all members of a Steam group dedicated to farming trading cards with bots, so :ms: I guess. It's pretty funny that they can just do this so blatantly, secure in the knowledge that no one at Steam is ever going to notice or care

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

An insane mind posted:

I reported it still though, because gently caress turning Hitler into an anime.

No idea if it'll do any good or not, but I did too. I didn't even notice the option to report games, or else I'd have been doing it for months now.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

An insane mind posted:

I reported it still though, because gently caress turning Hitler into an anime.

Sometimes it's good.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Nah

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Nope.

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal
No.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Negatory

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Hitler in anime can be funny like when he shows up as a major antagonist in Persona 2 or like that page of the manga that was posted since it is a comedy manga about world leaders playing mahjong against each other. There's a short 3 ep anime too and imo it is worth looking at because it is legitimately funny and if you're gonna dismiss it because it's anime then, well, that's on you :shrug:

Cutesy hitler anime vn tho, no thanks I'm good

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

People are dismissing it because it's making light of the horrors of fascism not because its anime

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

People are dismissing it because it's making light of the horrors of fascism not because its anime

I still don't get how this game got on steam. Is it just edge lords being edgy?

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