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aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
Balls to you and your way of mortal opinions - you don't exist anyway!
Fun Shoe

Lodin posted:

I would probably give this a go if it had no story and instead was just yet another bone dry sim. Give me Car Mechanic Simulator with cadavers.
With enough rigor, they could probably get educational contracts or at least expand their audience to college students taking anatomy.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






A legit autopsy sim would be really cool, yeah. Too bad it's cheap gamified crap.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Curse this John Doe and his level 32 spleen! My scalpel is only level 23!

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

I agree that an autopsy game with a more serious take on things than Surgeon Simulator could be interesting, but this appears to be a cheap horror game with autopsy "minigames" slapped onto it.

Then again, it's by the House Flipper people (PlayWay) - I may have mentioned this before but they might currently be the sketchiest publisher on Steam. Just look at this release list - 35 releases games, nearly a 100 games marked TBA/Wishlist. It's a content mill for low budget "simulators" and YT fodder.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
:nws:
Also RE8 spoilers I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_beV7_laXVE

Not surprised that this didn't take long to come out.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Zetsubou-san posted:

Curse this John Doe and his level 32 spleen! My scalpel is only level 23!

If you tap the kidneys with your forceps they will do collision damage to the spleen and eventually break it open. Expect to get a terrible 'presentability' rating though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Antifa Spacemarine posted:

:nws:
Also RE8 spoilers I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_beV7_laXVE

Not surprised that this didn't take long to come out.

https://twitter.com/SavinTheBees/status/1391849643571486721

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

that went places

going to hit it with a :nws: so hopefully it doesn't embed

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ErrEff posted:

I agree that an autopsy game with a more serious take on things than Surgeon Simulator could be interesting, but this appears to be a cheap horror game with autopsy "minigames" slapped onto it.

Then again, it's by the House Flipper people (PlayWay) - I may have mentioned this before but they might currently be the sketchiest publisher on Steam. Just look at this release list - 35 releases games, nearly a 100 games marked TBA/Wishlist. It's a content mill for low budget "simulators" and YT fodder.

Yeah they put out a bunch of absolute rear end, but once in a while some of the games are pretty good. I love Car and Mech Mechanic Simulator despite how droll they are. Thief Simulator is also a decent stealth game if you can overlook all the jank. Not to mention the Lust games and Agony, but I'm not allowed to talk about them on SA. :v:

The perfect autopsy simulator would obviously have Gunther von Hagen guiding you. (Naked people and corpses in this youtube.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx8cDDB6OQM

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Fallen Girl - black rose and the fire of desire

The lady of the noble was taken to prison by the countess "I don't want to be reduced to a plaything without consciousness." ——In the face of the bad taste of the countess, how to use their body and wisdom, in order to avoid suffering? "Before I lose my mind, I want to find that life."

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

This game has naked or pornographic content and description of sexual assault / violence. Please open it carefully in public.



:hmmyes: sound advice

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Seeing someone opening that game in place public is a sure sign to call the cops. Because that player can only be Granos.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Sex with the Devil by Evil Boobs Cult

quote:

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

Nudity and sex scenes.

ABOUT THIS GAME
Devil: "Hypocrites are people. They are all like that by nature. Imagine a masquerade ball. One dozen, two, three, a hundred or more people Dancing and spinning in the rhythm of music. But everyone is wearing a mask."

What is forgiveness and what is a lie? Where does desire end and vice begins? The project "Sex with the Devil" will allow you to ask these and many other frank questions about the greatest personification of evil in human culture.

The ancient tempter always liked to watch your sinful life, and after death you appear before him in hell. Knowing that you can induce people to fall into sin on social networks, Satan offers to have fun and play a game. The reward will be answers to your deepest questions and fulfillment of your carnal desires.

Key features:
Beautiful and juicy demonesses;
An abundance of hot scenes;
A unique atmosphere of grotesque in the game incarnation of hell;
Explicit scenes of madness and ultra-violence;
The opportunity to get answers to many pressing questions;
Intriguing plot.

Gameplay contains:
1. Conversation with the Devil. At this point you can communicate with the Devil and prepare to play with him;
2. Hell game. For his entertainment the Devil will send you to his labyrinth, full of traps, and start a hunt. If you'll be able to find an exit, as a reward he will grant you one wish;
3. Making a wish come true. For your victory in the previous round, Satan will fulfill your dirty dream. It can be sex with the Satan, beating him up or just a friendly handshake. Also, the Devil can answer any new questions you might have.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!
Terrible Awful Games: An Abundance of Hot Scenes

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Not sure if this is actually a terrible game but here's the Lupin III dating sim I've always wanted. You're goal seems to be to woo Zenigata because obviously that makes sense. There's an in browser demo.
https://alexisroyce.itch.io/is-lupin-still-flirting

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm pretty sure Lupin/Zenigata is older than some of the posters here.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
*Mötley Crüe riffing*



It's very :nws:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

Evil Boobs Cult

:lmao: I skipped right past the devs' name the first time around

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Radio Paranoia posted:

*Mötley Crüe riffing*



It's very :nws:

I went through the screenshots of this one and... hoo boy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Radio Paranoia posted:

*Mötley Crüe riffing*



It's very :nws:

Can you actually have sex with the devil, or is it just "Sex, also The Devil is there"?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Evil Boobs Cult would be a pretty good username.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ok guys, hear me out here. What if we took Pokemon and mixed it up with Harvest Moon? Only you run a slave plantation instead of a regular farm. Also, there's guns and you can use your creatures as shields.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqTJFhbo9zY

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

If you do that you get the greatest game ever made, clearly

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



quote:

BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition

"GTA meets South Park with sex and drugs in BoneTown, a hilariously..."

*clicks ignore, then next in queue*

I cannot think of a worse way to open your sales pitch than that.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

quote:

"GTA meets South Park with sex and drugs in BoneTown, a hilariously..."


I cannot think of a worse way to open your sales pitch than that.

You sorta have to respect it, in a "Snakes in a Plane"/you know what you're getting kinda way

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Both those properties already have sex and drugs, though.

WesY2K
Mar 26, 2013

Lodin posted:

Ok guys, hear me out here. What if we took Pokemon and mixed it up with Harvest Moon? Only you run a slave plantation instead of a regular farm. Also, there's guns and you can use your creatures as shields.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqTJFhbo9zY

The sheep shield is not as much fun as the Postal Cat Silencer...

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Ottoman Empire: Spectacular Millennium

quote:

Story:

The Ottoman Empire was living one of its brightest eras.

World was trembling in the presence of sultan. However, what is disturbing the sultan was the news that did not come from far away.

The betrayal of Vlad, which he saw very close to himself, has become unbearable.

Alp Er Tunga, one of sultan's trusted janissaries, is appointed as the last ambassador.

Tunga, who is attacked by wolves while trying to deliver the edict, is not yet aware that this attack will provide him survival against Vlad.

Gameplay and Key Features:

Time travel themed
Molded by historical and modern atmosphere
13 Levels + 4 bonus levels
Standard fps mechanics
29 different medieval and modern weapons
Option to start any chapter from Chapter Selection
Action - adventure
Based on a novel
The first game of the trilogy
Option to play the story with pixel-based graphics for retro lovers



kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
finally, the Darkest of Days sequel we've all been waiting for

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Turkish Nationalism: The First Person Shooter is certainly a creative direction you could choose to take, I guess.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Is that Vlad Tepes they're talking about?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Is that Vlad Tepes they're talking about?

Yes, apparently going against you, an Ottoman werewolf.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That might be the most separation between text and gameplay UN this thread.

Which is impressive

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The most horrible game that is actually pretty good is getting a toned down console port. It includes the prologues so that's good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up4nyh7rZxk

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lodin posted:

The most horrible game that is actually pretty good is getting a toned down console port. It includes the prologues so that's good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up4nyh7rZxk

Isn't that the game that someone ate a probe for praising it as great in the same sentence as they mentioned their character getting raped multiple times?

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

i think it's the very poster you quoted, in fact.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Text elided for NWS images.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



b_d posted:

i think it's the very poster you quoted, in fact.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct :smugdog:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Isn't that the game that someone ate a probe for praising it as great in the same sentence as they mentioned their character getting raped multiple times?

I think it was that game, or a similar erotic fps, that led to someone having a breakdown in the steam thread and threatening suicide when people said "we don't want to talk about rape/bondage in the video game thread." .

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The number of people who really want rape to be a thing in videogames is disquieting.

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Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The number of people who really want rape to be a thing in videogames is disquieting.

The audience for rape porn games existing doesn't bother me as much as how many of them get made compared to other kinds of porn games. I don't think it's actually a video game-specific problem though. Porn with rapey premises like step parent / step child, boss / employee, or landlord / tenant are ubiquitous on sites like Pornhub and Xvideos. I'm more disturbed by that than by wanting to get hosed by a demon or lead a nude barbarian girl into spike traps or whatever. The creepiest games that get posted in here are ones with more realistic settings like the one where you drug and molest tenants in an apartment complex.

Edit: I don't think it's a new problem either, although it might be getting worse. Rape porn games go all the way back to Custer's Revenge and have persisted through decades despite intense pressure from all of the major publishers / platform owners. Steam opening the doors to porn games could be a great thing for cleaning up the market, but they've really been half assing regulating it.

Randallteal fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jun 15, 2021

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