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uncle w benefits: Nov 1, 2010; hi, it's me, your uncle

Finally, I can put to use that Dad bod skin I made

http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:53

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:44

FantasticExtrusion: Sep 3, 2017

Suicide Simulator 2: Kamikaze Generator

"Making fun of bad games on Steam" is GOTY 2017

FantasticExtrusion fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Oct 11, 2017

# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:08

Fart of Presto: Feb 9, 2001; Clapping Larry

Rectus posted:

I'm starting to think Greenlight was a good thing, relatively. At least the asset filippers had to pay for every shovelware game they put out, even if it was to botters.

Are there actually any confirmations that what is released now is through Steam Direct (or whatever is called) or if they are still working through their 2500+ Greenlight backlog, Valve stated would be released "over the next few months"?

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:08

FantasticExtrusion: Sep 3, 2017

As a fledgling / aspirant Unity dev:

They made that poo poo the day the doors opened. Some of it literally.

I can just tell, please don't pick on me for saying it. I would have chosen Spiderman powers but you work with what you got.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:45

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Uncle w Benefits posted:

Finally, I can put to use that Dad bod skin I made

http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

Dream Daddy is good, actually :colbert:

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:46

Gynovore: Jun 17, 2009; Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

exploded mummy posted:

Suicide is painless.

It's probably a lot less painful than playing this poopstain.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:15

Anticheese: Feb 13, 2008; $60,000,000 sexbot

Gynovore posted:

It's probably a lot less painful than playing this poopstain.

I can take it or leave it as I please.

~~Mostly~~ entirely leave.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 08:55

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

The game of Live is hard to play.

I'm gonna lose it anyway.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 14:35

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

quote:

Otaku's Fantasy

A new world had opened the door for me. All kinds of women threw themselves at me, and for all kinds of strange reasons. No matter it is a mixed-race lady with huge buttocks, a well-known news anchor secretly wants to be whipped, or a hungry cugar that almost eats me up, they all wants to know what it's like to be with me.

Sakuragame again. Gotta watch out for those cugars.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:51

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/GREENLIGHTGOLD/status/919030614954840064

# ? Oct 14, 2017 03:46

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://twitter.com/GREENLIGHTGOLD/status/919030614954840064

All the "art" in that game looks like Google Image Search results run through a filter, and the writing, well...

# ? Oct 14, 2017 06:38

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

I'm the lazy WC written with on the door with a mouse

# ? Oct 14, 2017 08:23

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

show me one person on this earth who doesn't loving love them some grimdark rear end ponies

I thought Trails in the Sky wreaked havoc on my features & recommendations but Doki Doki Literature Club has utterly laid them waste

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:20

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

FirstAidKite posted:

The game of Live is hard to play.

I'm gonna lose it anyway.

what the gently caress

# ? Oct 15, 2017 17:22

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

FirstAidKite posted:

The game of Live is hard to play.

I'm gonna lose it anyway.

gotta admit i like the art style and bizarre levels :kiddo:

# ? Oct 15, 2017 18:30

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Really Pants posted:

show me one person on this earth who doesn't loving love them some grimdark rear end ponies

# ? Oct 15, 2017 19:56

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Really Pants posted:

show me one person on this earth who doesn't loving love them some grimdark rear end ponies

rear end ponies

this is why hypens matter

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:07

Wizard Styles: Aug 6, 2014; level 15 disillusionist

FirstAidKite posted:

The Undertale emote makes it perfect.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:42

AnoHito: May 8, 2014

hexwren posted:

rear end ponies

this is why hypens matter

Unfortunately, I don't think the hyphen matters here...

# ? Oct 15, 2017 20:51

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

What's the actual name of that? I can't parse the bloody font in the corner.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:09

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

What's the actual name of that? I can't parse the bloody font in the corner.

D'lirium

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:18

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

FirstAidKite posted:

D'lirium

ah, I missed the apostrophe. Of course.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:44

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Also that font is so loving bad it's almost impossible for me not to read that 'R' as an 'A'.

D'LiAiUM :pwn:

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:49

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

someone please tell me what game this is https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/919654122646884352

# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:55

Killed By Death: Jun 29, 2013

Curly Fu?

FirstAidKite posted:

D'lirium

Almost literally every single review for that game has a pony avatar

# ? Oct 15, 2017 22:15

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

FirstAidKite posted:

What�hmm.

*deep breath*

What is an h-patch?

# ? Oct 15, 2017 22:16

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

horse patch! :allears:

# ? Oct 15, 2017 22:20

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Subjunctive posted:

What�hmm.

*deep breath*

What is an h-patch?

I googled "h-patch" hoping to get some drug I could post as a joke response, but instead (mind you, this was without google adapted results), I got a page of steam forums threads asking about h-patches.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 22:22

Bieeanshee: Aug 21, 2000; Not keen on keening.; Grimey Drawer

FirstAidKite posted:

D'lirium

M'pony.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 23:26

Wizard Styles: Aug 6, 2014; level 15 disillusionist

Subjunctive posted:

What�hmm.

*deep breath*

What is an h-patch?

I have no idea what the h stands for but I can only imagine an h-patched game to be fully uncensored with everything that couldn't be put into the version Steam sells restored to its full pony porn splendor.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 23:44

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

What�hmm.

*deep breath*

What is an h-patch?

Hentai.

It's porn.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 23:46

uncle w benefits: Nov 1, 2010; hi, it's me, your uncle

I remember that episode of SM where Mercury was gobbling a burger.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 00:02

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

TAQIYYA PURVEYOR posted:

I remember that episode of SM where Mercury was gobbling a burger.

Do you remember this one?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 00:08

uncle w benefits: Nov 1, 2010; hi, it's me, your uncle

s'not sailor moon

# ? Oct 16, 2017 00:36

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Ramos posted:

Hentai.

It's porn.

Oh yes. Of course. Of course of course.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 00:37

Dehry: Aug 21, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Barry Convex posted:

someone please tell me what game this is https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/919654122646884352

http://store.steampowered.com/app/503300/Super_Star/ :nws:

Supposedly this is it.

https://twitter.com/iiotenki/status/919754057664806912

# ? Oct 16, 2017 04:07

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Dehry posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/503300/Super_Star/

quote:

You are a star agent in show biz as well as a fan of video games and animation as well. You have recently set up your own management company and are looking for someone with the talent. Although you have been trying hard, no one talented has been spotted yet. On night, you decided to play H-Game to cheer yourself up. After you finished the game, a strange thing happened: a pretty girl was found in your bed�

just lol

# ? Oct 16, 2017 07:39