Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Huniepop already has a porn industry tycoon game, though.

Nckdictator posted:

I'm just going to imagine she saw the screenshots of FEMINAZI and this is her reaction.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 23:32

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:11

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Someone should just remake Get Tiffany, instead of all that. Multiplayer, competitive dating sims could be an untapped goldmine.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:50

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

1stGear posted:

Japan was a mistake.

That's a Chinese game, you filthy gaijin.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 22:30

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Stux posted:

Uh Panzermadels owns pretty hard, actually.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 16:25

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

They kinda are actual tanks. As in the protag hears metal screeching when one of the girls malfunctions and runs his rear end over.

FirstAidKite posted:

drat those devs are trying pretty hard huh lol

They go all in on tank innuendo and that's what makes it great.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 23:15

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Which is completely fine with Steam, and makes me wonder why they even have a no-porn rule if they let devs openly tell you the link to the 18+ patch.

Just let them put it on the store page as DLC at this point.

# ¿ May 30, 2017 23:22

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Sophism posted:

So looking at that promo image, did the artist forget the character is wearing a sweater half-way through drawing her reflection?

It's an unzipped sweater jacket thing.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 19:58

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

CommissarMega posted:

Isn't that just regular rope bondage or something?

No, uh. It's different. That is tying someone up. Crotch rope torture is suspending a length of rope, bringing it up between someone's legs and against their crotch, then making them walk the length of the rope or dragging the length of rope across their crotch.

It would absolutely be in a Japanese dictionary, if it included BDSM phrases/words.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 16:31

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uncle w Benefits posted:

Buying this game only because I know the horrors of hemorrhoids.

What? It speaks to me on a personal level.

...

Just read Kiss My rear end, a romcom about three friends bonding over having hemorrhoids, without any incest. It actually has real information about hemos.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 23:17

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uncle w Benefits posted:

/

Hey now, my avatar is about enormous titties, not butthole illnesses. :colbert:

KMA actually goes into medical detail about hemos. Even things like specially made seat cushions to ease pressure on really bad ones.

I legit recommend it if someone has an actual interest in hemorrhoids and doesn't mind fanservice.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 01:39

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

FirstAidKite posted:

Hit children's guide to hemorrhoids: "Everyone Bleeds From Their Butt Sometimes"

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 02:53

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Also apparently 'The Hat Man' is some sort of "real" thing which will haunt you so he can tip his fashionable headgear to you but I can't see why some stupid oval office in a poo poo hat wound up being a spooky legend worth making a terrible game about.

Same way Slenderman went from a single Photoshop image in an SA thread to the "mythos" it became.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 11:15

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

they're all explicitly completely loving awful people.

Waver.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 07:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

big-titty King Arthur

False, she does not have big titties!

Not that Arthur, anyway.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 14:13

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

McSpanky posted:

There really aren't enough games where you play as actual insects/arachnids.

When are we gonna get a remake of Spider? Platformer where you played as a cyborg spider, complete with wall-climbing and silk shooting. The powerups even swapped out your cyborg spider's legs for different weapons.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 14:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Honestly, what's weirder is what gets allowed to stay. Removing one game, but not the rest of the trash...?

Regarding Kindred Spirits, it's because people have convinced themselves that it's not hosed up. The driving force is "lesbian ghosts want to learn how girls gently caress by watching schoolgirls gently caress, help them achieve this goal by fostering couples" and it has a literal Older Than She Looks Little Girl teacher having sex with her student.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 09:38

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Lordy, that face in the bottom corner.

CommissarMega posted:

Seriously though, while Spirits on the Roof is very well done in both writing and how it presents adolescent sexuality, it's perfectly reasonable for someone with very little experience or willingness to scrounge through anime VNs (or most games for that matter) to assume that it's filled with the sort of thing that'd get you on a watchlist. Why not, considering how easy VNs are to make and how equally easy it is to use sex as a prurient selling point, not to mention Japan's... shall we say lax standards with regards to sexuality?

I played it almost to completion, and anybody in the PSO2 discord will tell you that I play some garbage VNs on the regular, so I know how far the abyss can go (post/av combo). I picked up Kindred Spirits because people in the VN thread were raving about it. Nobody was talking about what building a "Yuritopia" specifically involved. I agree that it has good writing, and it isn't as sexually absurd as say, the Sakura games, but at the end of the day "lesbian ghosts want to learn how to sex by watching schoolgirls have sex" is right there and is not an exaggeration.

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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 22:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

DisDisDis posted:

Personally I'm happy for the tankies who want to make love to tanks

But we already have Panzermadels.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 04:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ahem.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 05:00

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Lunethex posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/818450/BOOBS_ON_ISLAND/

NSFW.

Why would "Nazi-feminists" invade the island of lesbians? Wouldn't that already be their home base, according to the kind of person who would make that game?

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 22:43

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

hexwren posted:

I completely cannot tell if this is sarcastic or not

They are one of the largest publishers of visual novels.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 12:44

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Dicks/10.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 22:19

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

DisDisDis posted:

Weird and arbitrary is kind of par for the course with censorship of sex stuff historically, and with everything valve has ever done

Like Ladykiller in a Bind getting on Steam with no issues.

# ¿ May 23, 2018 11:21

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's important to note that Kantai Collection has no actual gameplay. You just put the characters into a spreadsheet and then press a button and some animations play and that's it.

You want girls that are also boats but actually has gameplay, you play Azur Lane, which is getting huge in Japan. It's a side-scroller bullet hell game, instead of a spreadsheet.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 17:04

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

McSpanky posted:

White CJ from GTA San Andreas springs to mind.

Or the whitening mods for multiple characters across the Dragon Age franchise.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 23:26

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

bessantj posted:

I thought there was a game already like that and sure enough there seems to be a series here's Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons reviewing X-change 2 and X-change 3. I'm surprised that the companies that own these games don't release them on steam, they'd sell boatloads.

It's because those are 100% porn. Like, a censored version would be "start game, here's some dialog, the end".

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 09:52

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

I've been wondering why people hate Preston Garvey. Why?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 16:03

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

It's always been there. Sailors have wanted to gently caress fishgirls for as long as there have been sailors.

catlord posted:

Woah, don't accuse Alien: Isolation of being Aliens: Colonial Marines.

Those things were completely blind, anyway, due to being so old their exoskeleton is all dried and cracked. They were just standard stealth level enemies with xenomorph skins.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 16:26

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's not ALL of them, but the trends for protagonists being shouty manchildren or grumpy teenagers (of all ages) haven't helped. And that they usually get zero character development while gaining a zillion powerups that make the supporting cast irrelevant for everything but filler and commentary.

This is a trend with every country's videogames.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 22:54

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Improbable Lobster posted:

"Can't wait" for a bunch of anime child porn to end up on steam

The Key To Home already got on, and removed from, Steam.

The removal sparked some "controversy" from the usual shitheads.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 12:10

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(Doesn't that basically make them the PC gaming equivalent to arcades?)

Yes, they are essentially arcades for PC games.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 14:52

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

The beta had a bug where pressing any button on the launcher caused the game to uninstall itself and force you to download the 50GB client again. I know it's a beta, but how does something like that get sent to people?

Same way a game got sold (Pool of Radiance)that could erase your system files if you tried to uninstall it. Bethesda said to expect catastrophic bugs, and, well.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 14:35

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

oriongates posted:

I don't know that this truly compares to what's on steam now, but after things like Sakura Dungeon and Sakura Spirit, there now appears to just be Sakura Sakura

https://store.steampowered.com/app/658140/Sakura_Sakura/

That doesn't count, it's made by completely different people.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 01:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Really Pants posted:

e: hero with Kansai accent

VNDB has a tag for pretty much everything.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 16:40

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

al-azad posted:

What is unavoidable hero rape? Is that the player getting raped or the player forced to rape someone else?

Hero/heroine means a romance interest in tag-speak.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 17:13

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

You've been in the mines a while to know this.

I live in the mines and I will die in the mines.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 21:09

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Is that diaper quest 2055 or just a bad font

Or?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 19:46

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The page they linked has one button, other than the facebook/tweet/youtube.

It just makes her clothes disappear. That's the entirety of their teaser site.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 15:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

SelenicMartian posted:

So, it's like a Hong Kong action movie made out of overdubbed clips of other films and five minutes of original footage?

The American/European Sentai show of videogames.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 12:29

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:11

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Zereth posted:

Oh, rotten bird and rotten non-shark fish, I see.

They eat/showcase a whole lot of fermented foods in it. Moyashimon is actually pretty educational about that subset of food and microbes. A lot of research went into it.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 21:18

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