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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Really Pants posted:

show me one person on this earth who doesn't loving love them some grimdark rear end ponies

rear end ponies

this is why hypens matter

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Guy Mann posted:

The weird time when games tried to have you use the numpad for everything, like the original 90s FF7 PC port and Hitman: Codename 47.

Also Deus Ex binding reload to the semicolon.

Heavy Gear 2 was another one that loved its numpad, specifically/especially for x-y-z zero g movement

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

are there any games that aren't made in rpg maker these days?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

also are there any games that don't get tagged 'psychological horror'

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

the anime is coming from inside the thread

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Digirat posted:

I usually agree with what he says but his presentation has always been extremely painful and cringey to experience

Terrible Awful Games on Steam Megathread: extremely painful and cringey to experience

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

StrixNebulosa posted:

The thing is, they don't work. I have VR blocked and I still get VR games in my queue.

same

it's bullshit, and you basically just have to look at what valve wants you to see, which is "whatever makes them a dollar or the most dollars."

I literally can't fit my head and glasses into any of the extant VR setups, and my eyesight is too poor to see properly without glasses. gently caress contacts. I am never going to do VR and I don't care, but valve has gotta make some dollars off these headsets so they just assume I haven't heard the good news yet.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


The first of these, I'm fine with it. However, the last one---yikes. Have you ever wanted a fighting game with unanimated stick-figure minecraft guys who move like you're dragging them through the air in garry's mod? That's what that is. But it's got 26 achievements and the visible ones are just letters!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Tobermory posted:

Here's a game about caring for the earth and saving the planet's future by murdering billions of people. The intro video is ... something.

The only review:

Their promo reel literally includes a clip of Peter Jennings on ABC News reporting the Chernobyl disaster

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Sininu posted:

Also check out the trailer that's running at around 3 fps and shows 0 multiplayer.

I seriously thought the video was buffering the whole time

nope

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I honestly kinda liked the idea of stupid low-budget drift racer. The last thing anyone needs is more SCP-style we-are-the-elite-government-special-forces-science-ninjas-who-protect-humanity-from-the-other-side garbage.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

A3th3r posted:

Welcome to Helldivers, without a doubt the worst Diablo III clone I have ever seen. Do no download this game. You're warned!
http://steamcommunity.com/app/394510/

uh

I dunno about you, but compared to the rest of the stuff in this thread, that looks like pure gold.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

probably

this is like one of two threads I read in games so I wouldn't know

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

I just figured vanillaware titles were well enough known by this point

never heard of em tbh

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

games bad, film at 11

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

DancingShade posted:

I need to buy more cheapass steam games to farm cards to melt for gems so I can buy booster packs to maybe unlock that Soma badge I want.

But then again that seems kind of like :effort:

maybe you should buy a better avatar

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Mystic Stylez posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/689050/Next_Stop_Zombie/

lmao at the first trailer (also recorded with the title bar appearing)

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Really Pants posted:

but what is the difference between a Player Zombie and a Zombie player

That's what I want to know.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

jonsicoli posted:

So y'all like cryptic-rear end walking simulators?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/544300/Memory_of_a_Broken_Dimension/

Not a good GAME, but datamoshing is still pretty cool. I'd screenshot the page but it kind of only works in motion. Also it's been in development hell for a couple years now.

It looks cool, but I imagine it at some point stops being cool and starts trying to scare you because PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

quote:

Also, guess what people are trying to remake again?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/787180/Unitystation/



I understood none of that one-sentence summary, apart from things like "November 2016" and "long and prosperous future."

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

oh

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

can we just stop talking about sex with underaged people

I want to post a terrible steam game, but I went to steam and everything either looked incredibly generic or like the sort of thing that would only make this derail worse

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Dehry posted:

These guys are a major publisher

I completely cannot tell if this is sarcastic or not

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


This whole argument is about as stupid as valve's non-statement, but this post may be the single nerdiest serious attempt to win an argument I've seen on these forums in a long, long time.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Maybe they mean "in"?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Largepotato posted:

This is currently on the front page new and trending releases list.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/705280/Hakoniwa_Explorer_Plus/

:yikes:

if it was just an isometric dungeon-crawler, that'd be great


if

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I didn't mind the radiant quest thing, what I did mind was the glitch where he'd always have two active quests for you, and if either of them was completed or ignored, he'd fill you back up to two. That may have gotten fixed at some point, it definitely wasn't while I was playing.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

that's a lot of words without context

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

CommissarMega posted:

I knew it looked familiar- one guy I'm subbed to had a short 20 min playthrough of the game:

Short? That looks like the longest twenty minutes you could spend, barring, like, dental surgery.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

https://twitter.com/N8_The_Gamer/status/1086149909944979457

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Deadguy2322 posted:

Just the fact that they use Stack Ranking makes me ill.

Who what now?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Holy yikes

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/4/18652401/the-saviors-gang-switch-trailer-jesus

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Animenus.

Also you can specifically filter out anything that includes "sexual content" so unless you're picky about your porno you can turn it off if it's annoying you.

Doesn't that also inevitably filter out mainstream games that include sexual content, like Bioware or CD Projekt stuff?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

https://steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1613895599234084334

anime sex game cracks the top sales list for june

actually probably two anime sex games, but one of them is at least nominally an rpg

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I just find "we can't show this on steam so we---oh, we can't show this on youtube---oh, okay, we can put it on a discord, you come to this discord to see our video, but it's not just embedded in a channel you can't reply to, to keep it in place, no, we've gotta put it on dropbox" to be the most mind-boggling part

just link the dropbox on steam for crying out loud

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

pentyne posted:

The White Wolf staff involved loved describing themselves as a bunch of Swedish edge-lords with no limits or filters on their content.

You can guess the gender and ethnic make up of the staff.

...weren't they from Atlanta?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Don Gato posted:

He's talking about the guys who brought Vampire the Masquerade back and added in details like vampires being responsible for the mass killings of gay people in Chechnya. You know, that thing that is currently happening and involves real people.

Yeah, no, I heard about the Chechnya thing, I just didn't realize it was a different group of guys

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Tamba posted:

adrenochrome

this is one of the biggest red flags for edgelords

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Play posted:

drat the coomers and pedos really have some serious buying power huh

what the gently caress is a coomer

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

CommissarMega posted:

Oh, it's from Hanako? I saw it pop up in my queue and passed it over 'cos I thought it was a game that belonged here. Time to wishlist!

:frogout:

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