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Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Ah, the 3 genders, New Game, Continue, and Exit.

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Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Drakenel posted:

I self identify as an exit.

Hell, same buddy.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Remember that Stardew mod to make Maru whiter? Good times. I love gamers.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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The Skeleton King posted:

The AI of Doom has always been “move toward player, attack if player is visible” and it still works great over 25 years later. The new doom game barely changed it and only really made imps and possessed guys more evasive. It still works great.

Usually it’s better to work around the limitations of simple AI than to try and make it super smart.

Please. You completely forgot to mention "wander in random directions for short distances" and "vary how often they shoot based on distance from player". The Doom AI is highly complex I'll have you know! :colbert:

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Inco posted:

Yeah, it looks great, but Rufus starts out bad and only gets worse. By the third game, he's destroying a black woman's life so he can actually literally sell her into slavery to an organ grinder (who insists on referring to her exclusively as "Monkey").

:allbuttons:

Jesus christ what the hell were they thinking.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Ratoslov posted:

Dogs will eat nuts and bolts if they fall off the kitchen table. I had a dog who nearly died from eating a pound of macadamia nuts, and she still tried to eat them afterwards. Dogs are stupid about human food.

They can still be strangely picky sometimes. Most dogs I've seen don't like bananas, but will still beg for a bite if you have one. Mine would stare at me longingly, then I'd give him a little piece and he'd put it in his mouth, pause, spit it out, then stare at me like I was trying to trick him.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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The Joe Man posted:

it's aimed at today's kids who are apparently insufferably "random" and have zero attention span.

:corsair:

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Yeah Lethal League 1 is ugly is a weird take but you do you.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Someone has DEFINITELY clicked that button, intentionally, I guarantee it.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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What the hell are you talking about?

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I mean I understood the words you said but like, in what way is the game unfinished?

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I have no idea how that game plays but playing a ragdolly game where you're trying to get your friend to "no, sit down, drink some water. No we're not going to... Please don't touch that. No, bathroom is the other way. Look, just..." would be great.

Edit: Fail states include breaking too much stuff, allowing friend to tearfully call ex at 2AM

Glagha fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 9, 2019

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Pastry of the Year posted:

"Three unique Furry game modes: Furronix, Furrkanoid, and Puzzle"

Yeah, really? Not gonna call it Fuzzle? Weak poo poo.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I mean that's how terms like that get invented. You see some things that follow a pattern and you wanna have a name for that pattern so you name it

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I want that game to turn out to be Five Nights at Freddy's but with realdolls instead of animatronics.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Whichever one of them is the artist can do some actual decent work sometimes it's a shame he draws PA instead.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I can't watch that. I can't.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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ymgve posted:

what about a yes yes spot

Such a thing is only spoken of in whispers, long thought to be a myth.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Those visual novel bits are really goodbad

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I saw the ManlyBadassHero video on that game is that like, the entire game? I know it's a subject that's been beat to death but what is it with horror games that are all like 45 minutes long and introduce a bunch of characters and lore and poo poo but then you have like one scripted running sequence and then it's over?

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Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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The Cheshire Cat posted:

Five Nights at Freddy's made a bazillion dollars doing this and everybody else thinks it will work again.

Yeah but Five Nights at Freddy's was like, a complete experience. It was a whole rear end game, even if it was a small bite-sized one. Like you at least see and deal with all the animatronics and the game has a definite ending.

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