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Palpek posted:Well, at least Bad Mojo is on Steam. That one's a classic. From 30 pages back, but holy gently caress, thank you. I have been looking for that game since 1998.
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So hey, I actually have content for the thread. Montaro. On the one, non-lovely hand, it's a cute, simple, sedately-paced endless runner. On the other... quote:- Lift up highschool girl's skirts, protect your doge by panties. It's entirely given over to memes and my initial impression of it went south when I got two achievements before hitting Start. Most of the achievements seem to be related to buying new costumes. I unlocked a husky disguise and got a Moon Moon joke. Anyway, it's not as terrible as it could be, which in this thread deserves some kind of trophy. If you wanna blow a buck on something cute, though, I'd recommend The  Games.
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Sakurazuka posted:Ah the Steam version of A Kiss for the Petals. I've read enough of this thread to know I shouldn't google that.
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why is this a conversation we are having
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:in the us it’s called super mario bros. moral panic 
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resistentialism posted:"Sexy Zombies" is an idea I've never been able to even begin to get my head around. OwlFancier posted:For when you aren't sure if you're a necrophile but really wish you were. There's a zombie apocalypse tabletop game, All Flesh Must Be Eaten. You can build your own characters, but the books also provide a selection of pre-built archetypes like Fireman, Preacher, Soccer Mom. One of them, in an official book, is Necrophiliac. Among his gear is a van, duct tape, and a zombie. Psst, check out the FATAL & Friends thread for more horrible games where you're supposed to be sat around a table looking other people in the face while describing your atrocities.
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Jul 8, 2018 01:08
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My mother has one to help her sleeping position. If I wanted to troll her, I'd buy her a Preston Garvey cover.
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Jul 8, 2018 15:41
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"Done extremely poorly, and somehow backwards" would make a great thread subtitle if "rear end-based morality system" somehow stopped existing.
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Jul 16, 2018 11:31
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McSpanky posted:Speaking of foreign cultures and sexuality in gaming "I-Infidel-senpai, I'm about to explode..."
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Jul 25, 2018 14:52
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skeleton warrior posted:I guess for some, nothing says “sexy” like a thousand-yard stare mixed with discomfort and disdain That's all some people ever get in the way of human interaction, eventually someone would start getting turned on by it I guess.
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FirstAidKite posted:people can, in fact, laugh at and make fun of porn things. It certainly wasn't intentional, but I wound up laughing hysterically at Fate/Stay Night's sex scenes.
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Don Gato posted:100% vanilla, plot is about a loving couple who just wants to rekindle the fire that brought them together in the first place. It says something about porn in general when I'm not sure something like that exists.
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Appoda posted:How the heck is he getting no vitamin D when he's out in the Sun. Game bad. I'm just trying to figure out what he ate that gave him 1600% fiber, 300% fats, 400% sodium, and no sugar. The Cheshire Cat posted:Related: Here's an article about the game that is the source of literally everything I know about it thus far. Also features gifs of the player character making GBS threads, because that's what we want in games, right? Realistic poop physics?
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Parasite Eve was based on a Japanese horror novel.
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Cowcaster posted:normally it's easy enough to scroll by the curators section but that guy became my first and only ignored curator just because it's so irritating to me personally that such a no-effort gimmick is apparently pants-pissingly hilarious enough that it has 41 thousand followers and therefore gets shunted to everyone else on steam This one and Commander Shepard. Yes, congratulations, you have run a joke into the ground that was only mildly amusing in its source game.
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Oh, so that's where that weird robot porn I see occasionally comes from. Yeah, some people are gonna be a little annoyed that she's got a human head.
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King Vidiot posted:No human NPCs still sucks though. I mean at least throw some generic raiders in or something, that's half the loving fun of Fallout combat. There's still super mutants, and there's a faction of horribly infected ghouls that fill the "people with guns" niche. But the general idea is that some people are gonna be the violent looting assholes they want to see in the world. Speaking of, I should see if there's a goon guild in the works.
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C.M. Kruger posted:Dead or Alive has to be one of the most visually bland fighting games out there, like, I don't really play fighting games but I still at least know most of the Street Fighter characters, can recognize several Mortal Kombat and Soul Caliber characters, know that King of Fighters has the red trucker cap guy and the Shrine Maiden-Ninja girl, Killer Instinct has Sadako-with-a-spear and a dinosaur, Tekken characters are sort of a middle-ground between Street Fighter's cartoony designs and MK/SC edgelords, and the various anime fighting games are all fairly visually distinct in their designs, but my impression of DOA is "a bunch of random Asian swimsuit models punching each other." They even leaned into it, I remember an ad for a DOA game where one of the testimonials was just "She kicks high." I don't think anyone buys them for the fighting. By the way, Tekken also has a dinosaur. And two bears (Although I think one's just a palette swap of the other). And all I know of Killer Instinct is one character is just Literally A Skeleton.
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Kanfy posted:Getting a bit back on topic, I've been watching someone play The Last Hope and there's one riveting experience. It's a world of terrifying gliding skeletons where things such as climbing a ladder are done by very slowly jumping upwards. That second preview video pretty much shows off the entire intense experience. I know that Moldova is a non-extradition country, but otherwise why is it there. And apparently the guy wanted to make a trump train joke but somehow failed to light on Trumporail.
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Who hasn't had Cinderella escape series on their front page? There's a front page? ...oh, right, on Steam.
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I am actually mildly intrigued by Nick Beard The Fedora of Destiny. That is either a decent attempt at satire or playing it way too straight. Also Teeth Skull Eight Bullet, because the way that logo is arranged makes it seem like they're meant to be the actual title and The Endless Empty is just a supertitle. e: Does the Seed of Evil go into the Pit of Evil? 
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C.M. Kruger posted:The devs are Venezuelan, those heirloom jokes are the only jokes they have left thanks to the Maduro government's mismanaging of the country. I can relate, I'm so culturally bankrupt the most current meme in my stock is Longcat. e:  
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I just keep pronouncing that title as "yeek" and, much like GIF, there will be no correcting me.
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Jan 22, 2019 04:59
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SelenicMartian posted:Is the actual Y2K game the reason for the yik? I'm not interested in what that game actually is, but from those screenshots it looks like a sassy librarian teaming up with refugees from Planet of the Apes and Starship Titanic.
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Jan 22, 2019 09:42
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And apparently the battle music is pretty good.
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Quicksilver6 posted:I liked the random monsters and thought papyrus was sweet. Sans, horrible anime dinosaur and war crime goat dad I didn’t click with. It was the anime dinosaur that did the war crimes.Undertale was pretty decent, IMO. The date with Undyne was probably the high point for me.
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Jan 29, 2019 09:37
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Flannelette posted:I want to know what this is If you squint and tilt your head it kinda looks like a security camera?
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Jan 30, 2019 04:27
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If you want to surveil Hitler, Do Not Feed The Monkeys is a better alternative.
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Barudak posted:Highschool being a glory years isnt an exclusively Japanese thing. Im work in Japan in corporate environment but its also not particulalry any more soul crushing here than anywhere else except I can see Mt. Fuji taunting me from the office window. Paint it red.
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Kanfy posted:The former, but I admire your imagination for seeing potential in a word combination as innocuous as that. You can never be too sure in these situations. I was browsing mods for a game the other day and noticed three of them catering to or based on weird porn I was acquainted with, and I started giving everything else the side-eye. This was just in the public-facing Steam Workshop where everything is ostensibly family-friendly.
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Gokuweed420 posted:hmmmm 
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Palpek posted:Oh poo poo, the game from the OP had a sequel: "Jetski to escape Cthulhu" is an elevator pitch that I would be on board with.
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Honestly, it's a fair question, cringey nature of waving your fetish in the audience's face aside. The Kotaku article mentions I think 7000 words, but how many of them are just variations of "squish glurt blorp plap"? No one is playing it for the story, but because there appears to be one (from the single screenshot in the article), it being
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mycot posted:Trap...sprung? Some of them probably do have experiences where they went to rape a character and it was a trap. In both senses of the word. I vaguely recall a Horrors of Porn (maybe? Was there a separate column for just plain hentai game reviews?) on the front page where one of the first choices you get is "rape her" and it leads directly to a game over.
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sunken fleet posted:I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:Does this even qualify as a game? Really? Pay £7 for this? Apparently this is relevant to me because I've been playing Resident Evil 2. e: For the kind of people who would pay $80 for a mouse and $120 for a keyboard, 7 for an aim trainer is pocket change, and they would complain if the framerate was capped at 60. Dareon fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Mar 20, 2019 |
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Yeah a lot of old games just tied game speed directly to processor speed so if your PC was too fast the game was unplayable. In-game speed settings would allow you to just insert sleep(some number of cycles) commands to artificially slow things down.
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Truga posted:this never gets old Actually happened to a very religious friend of mine. We gave him too much poo poo over it.
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FoolyCharged posted:It's more that they're branching out into stuff where their buggy messes aren't tolerable. Clearly this has taught them many valuable less- okay, no, can't keep a straight face while I say that. Hopefully they learned SOMETHING, anyway. Like, as a first foray into online multiplayer, FO76 is a valiant attempt. It would probably garner a modest amount of positive press if it were a small game company's debut MMO, not a AAA developer using the Fallout license. We expect Bethesda to do better, though, and frankly I think we're justified in that expectation. Dareon fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Mar 26, 2019 |
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If the bad ends involve panties, that might be acceptable to some audiences.
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You're not gonna get me to watch any of these, no matter how much you hype up the non-fanservice parts.
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