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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
please dont besmirch the honored name of the original kusoge: hoshi wo miru hito (stargazer)

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Thuryl posted:

Ladykiller in a Bind had explicit sex scenes with full on-screen nudity, no patch required. Valve's guidelines on this kind of thing seem to be a bit of a moving target.

looked it up thinking it was a noir game... it wasnt :cry:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

CommissarMega posted:

I want to think that at least their heart is in the right place? drat it, I'm trying to see a bright side here.

Well he is sort of an activist. See all his updates where he posts news of Brazilian state brutality.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

catlord posted:

This loving thing showed up on Steam. But hey, the top news for the game is "How to apply for a refund." Such confidence in their product!

quote:

Ok it's a poorly translated JRPG which appears to be made with RPG Maker and gameplay is way too easy. It has tags of "sexual content" and " nudity" but at the moment there is none due to it being HIGHLY CENSORED. Definitely needs a patch. If you're interested in getting this game, wait until the patch comes out, otherwise you'll be highly dissatisfied

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Great H-RPG with a horrible English translation.

I lasted about 20 minutes before I just said "♥♥♥♥ it, requesting a refund".

I just know I will never play this game when it has such a horrible translation. There's absolutely no enjoyment to be had here, even in an H-RPG, when the translation is so♥♥♥♥♥♥poor. I really should have learned from Material Girl, but I wasn't thinking.

I know it's only 3 bucks or whatever for the game, but you're better off taking that money and supporting someone like m1zuki on Patreon or something. That guy does extremely high quality fan translations, and releases everything for free.

I'd love to continue buying the games they release on Steam, but SakuraGame needs to significantly improve the English translations in the future for that to happen. Pay someone to do it if you must.

Not Recommended because of poor English Translation.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
lmao the discussion forum for the game is hilarious for the wrong reasons

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

someone please make a gif of that walk cycle :cawg:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

do you play as the government of uae in this thing?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

il_cornuto posted:

And yet all 3 of them managed to make fantastic games (though I'd say that was the Witness, not Braid, in Blow's case).

what was the good game that fish created? please dont say fez.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
is there like a clip art program to poo poo out these anime clones. all anime post the 90s looks identical. i couldnt tell them apart with a gun to my head.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

gotta admit i like the art style and bizarre levels :kiddo:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
too bad no one can play it without looking like a huge creep

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

FirstAidKite posted:

I think you're both projecting a bit. It's okay to feel uncomfortable with a game because the game has T&A but a game having T&A in it hardly means the person who plays the game is a creep.

lol ok buddy

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
that’s what you get for catering to creeps.

they should’ve stuck to train murder mysteries and cyberpunk novels.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

that looks harmless enoooouuuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAA-------------------

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

FirstAidKite posted:

Bad Mojo is legitimately a great game and it has a wonderful ending. I'm not even trying to yank anybody's chain or anything, it's a cool game with a heartwarming ending.

This is very true.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
seo but for steam :barf:

isn’t it a trademark violation to use a trademark to advertise your product?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i’m the deflated tit

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I mean the other possibility is money laundering.

Make poo poo game as quickly as possible, buy steam cards with dirty money, buy game using steam dollars and junk accounts. You've got your money back 'clean' minus Valve's cut.

no need to speculate this has already happened

there is a youtube video that goes into details but i am on a phone right now and can’t find it

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

SelenicMartian posted:

How do you pronounce Haydee?

Haydee = Hey Di
Sean = Seen

if you don't want your name spelled that way don't write it that way :reject:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
the bitcoin was in your computer all along :razz:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
lol even in the trailer it says GO ABROAD TO FIND LOVE

basically they are a bunch of creeps that can only “”””””””””””””appeal””””””””””” to desperate girls/hookers

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The MSJ posted:

Oh God, he was on Good Morning Britain several months ago talking about how British women are inferior to Eastern (European) ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSnEgtP6DM

thanx for poisoning my youtube recommendation. that’s just nice.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
oh man homestuck i remember reading that until they introduced the third set of cast members and the walls of text grew infinite. i was bored but not that bored.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
sex in games is bad

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
no matter how good it was at the time half-life is irrelevant. its a single player scifi fps, there isn’t much it can bring to the table now.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Really Pants posted:

Doki Doki Moral Panic

in the us it’s called super mario bros. moral panic
:goonsay:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

RZApublican posted:

And sometimes a Scrublords gets promoted to a Fisticuffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXSJyvD48Cw

is it me or does the guy on the left in the title screen have the face of chad warden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
I can’t wait to see what hosed up ISIS poo poo they attribute to muslims in general.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Ratoslov posted:

Her anatomy looks uncomfortable. Like it was assembled from mismatched parts without reference to the manual.

miyazaki interview posted:

Miyazaki's specific concerns are over the lack of attention paid to people in real life. He said people in the industry "don't spend time watching real people" and can be characterized as "humans who can't stand looking at other humans." He then called the industry "full of otaku."

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i read the original i have no mouth and i must scream and as far as i know from reading the game synopsis it actually expands on it and gives the characters more depth and background.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
if porn is allowed on steam then pc gaming will get the same stigma as japanese pc gaming.

also no way in gently caress i’m allowing my kids to be exposed to this poo poo. the community hubs are already bad enough.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

OutOfPrint posted:

"Hey, this looks like it could be fun. The game play looks cool, the animations are...oh. OH. Never mind, then!"

:nws:https://store.steampowered.com/app/947600/Eroico/:nws:

i love how steam is requiring you to login to see that page.

FirstAidKite posted:

How long til that mega man clone succubus game gets on steam

are you talking about rozensomethingsomthing? that’s already on steam but it’s not porn.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
that’s the unsexiest gently caress sound i’ve ever heard. and i’ve seen that turtle video.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Lekon posted:

Moss for PSVR and (I think) the HTC Vive. It has a little mouse/rabbit looking creature, and she speaks/signs via ASL whenever she's directly addressing the player. Hell of a good game too.

that’s cute af :kiddo:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i wonder if unreal engine license has any stipulations regarding their logo on porn games?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

johnny johnny, yes hitler...

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

OutOfPrint posted:

...
EDIT 2: Holy poo poo I'm finding winners tonight. Here's an acid trip turned 90's alt comic book that looks like it'd be a lot of fun to watch someone else play: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1014570/AlienAfterlife/

i love experimental poo poo like this.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Burning Rain posted:

This lead me to https://store.steampowered.com/app/966600/Erotic_Winter_Sports/ which apparently is a match-3 game with the actual winter sports bits "to be added later"

I noticed the people reviewing the game all had at least 1400+ games each :wth:

Do they just buy everything that shows up in their feeds or something?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The MSJ posted:

Cool, I always wanted to play as Some Motherfucker.

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Horny games don't belong on Steam smut or no smut. I don't care if they're wearing burkas.

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