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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

WHat...what does "pregnant" mean in this context?

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Combine HOLY WATER with SEMEN

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fart of Presto posted:

To add to the shitposting...

It seems like the people behind PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS are really cashing in on their success, by releasing a spin-off:

PLAYERUNKN4WN: Zombie


And it's single-player only.

Player Unknawn

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Palpek posted:

Crossposting:

I get ads for games like this on Instagram all the time, except those use illustrations like visual novels instead of real people. I wonder if this is more entertaining, because of the 'acting'.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

RatHat posted:

That developer is dumping a lot of poo poo on Steam. Including a bunch of game bundles that claim to have 50k+ achievements?

Is it Digital Homicide again? VNs are popular now and they’re probably easier to mass produce than asset flipped shooters.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is a threat, right?

FirstAidKite posted:

quote:

Removed topless lolis. For now...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

Steam Direct just made things worse eh

Pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0GPmRCTOO8

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


:nws: https://i.imgur.com/YgEs3y0.jpg

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 30, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

If the game used that dwarf image in the marketing as much as they used the big titty witch, there would have been less complaints.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BTW, are those dwarves made of jelly?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

How timely, a shithole game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/743110/Shit_Storm/

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fart of Presto posted:

The best part is the reviews

Terrible Awful Games on Steam: while I was slappin' the salami, the boobs bugged out

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gynovore posted:

It does have a rather interesting premise: humanity as the bad guys.

It's basically Warhammer 40k except everyone uses Tyrannid technology. One of the mechanics of the games is you can drain the blood of enemy spaceships to feed your own.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A good poster posted:

Sure looks that way:

It's great how terrible free games Lowtax makes fun of on Youtube and Twitch can now be sold on Steam.

edit:

Not to mention the game equivalent of Pregnant Elsa Vampire Joker Butt Injection Fun Videos For Kids.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

My favourite part of Retsupurae's Harvester series is Slowbeef's wife walking in at the most perfect moment when the main character's fiancé was undressing.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Why have I only now heard of Super Seducer? It's a FMV pick-up artist game coming to Steam in March.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6R2Q7eRdg

I'm about to sound the Granos alarm just looking at it.

edit:
I forgot to add the creator of the game issued a DMCA takedown on one Youtube critic (who received a review key from him) who claimed he's too chicken to issue a DMCA takedown.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Feb 28, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Palpek posted:

Ummm



drat, man don't tell her YET, that's like 5th date material.

Edit:



I'm starting to see a pattern here.

To those who have not watched any video about this game yet, the main character you see in those screenshots is also the game's creator Richard La Ruin. He first tried to fund Super Seducer using Kickstarter before it got suspended. I think he went to Indiegogo after that.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 28, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh God, he was on Good Morning Britain several months ago talking about how British women are inferior to Eastern (European) ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSnEgtP6DM

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Now that The Shape of Water won Best Picture, should we expect more of this?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Palpek posted:

Right now it's clear that no game is even launched by anybody at Valve before release so we should expect titles that will delete your hard drive upon install at some point.

Is Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor on Steam?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Twitch posted:

Lately I've been mostly playing console games, and for all the problems I have with Sony & Nintendo's storefronts, not having to deal with this poo poo is great.

Then again, Sony did promote this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM523jjrvf4

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Killed By Death posted:

All Games > Nudity Games (:wtc:) > X-MiGuFighters: Stripper Anya 2

Decided to err on the side of caution when it came to linking the images.

I'm pretty sure in one of the screenshots there's a giant demon or statue of a demon that is wearing lipstick as well as having 4 breasts.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Truga posted:

Those are the kind of options you should pick in bioware games, because they end up being either the funniest or the most hosed up, both of which is often more entertaining than whatever the story is. :v:

Would be great if Mass Effect cuts away to Shepard commenting on the choices we make.

“When I hear we need someone to go through the vents, I immediately think of Thane. After all, when we first met him he was crawling in a vent. Sure there was all that hacking the door stuff, but I figured an assassin has to kill someone hiding behind a locked door from time to time. But then, why would he need to crawl in a vent? Hmmmmm...”

While this happens, Garrus is lying naked seductively in a bed behind Shepard, reading a human anatomy book.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 10, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Are those just straight up stolen WoW assets, or are they poser models designed to look like them?

Also what is all this puzzle and alchemy nonsense? I just want to use my 'wand' on them comely elven lasses, but based on the reviews you can't even do that.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Perhaps these VN makers can ease our minds by writing songs about not sexualizing minors.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

megane posted:

Or maybe just dudes with the minds of 12-year-olds?

Digital Homicide used to make one, so yes.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


No deli meat transformation, no buy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hemingway To Go! posted:

reviews say that it's like 23 minutes to go through all branching paths

this is the kind of thing that would be just put up for free in flash on a browser not too long ago

On the other hand, it's barely a dollar.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

dropkickpikachu posted:

So the infamous goon who made The Demon Rush just got a game published on the PS4 today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjvhyzUR8AQ

How does this stack up to that Black Tiger game?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

aba posted:

Look at the first trailer on the Steam page. You can even throw the baby into a dumpster. It's a terrible, terrible game.

It must be really bad if it's still terrible despite the fact you can throw the baby into the dumpster.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://store.steampowered.com/app/778700/Amorous/?snr=1_5_9__300



The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Animegeddon: Hentaipocalypse Now

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I imagine Valve HQ is a place where an entire floor has been repurposed for hotboxing while the position of project lead is determined by gladiatorial combat in the basement while Gaben watches on from his throne of knives.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I look at this thread today, and I thought: At least TotalBiscuit won't have to play any of these games anymore.

Or maybe he has to play only them for all eternity now, who knows.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

machanima porn is everywhere these days why god why

Because people have been making 'sexy' or just generally attractive-looking cartoon characters for a long time and children grow up seeing cartoons as just people who look different. Then puberty happens...

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 08:37 on May 29, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

It's like a murder mystery but about jizz.

Whodunnit?

I thought this was a Star Wars thread for a moment there. A Star Wars murder mystery can be a noir story and that includes plenty of jizz music.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

OutOfPrint posted:

Hey you! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a serial killer? Well, good news! https://store.steampowered.com/app/848650/Torture_Chamber/

In most games, you need to settle for being a mere spree killer. Finally, a relaxing game about being a process killer!

Looking for that to bring it up here, I counted 79 items released on Steam 5/29 by 2:20pm EST.

A remake of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0aQsYsAdQE

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

How long before it triggers the feature that formats your hard drive?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

DoA5 is going to have so many nude mods.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Not a visual novel or a Crytek game, despite the name

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