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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


I am feeling really compelled to buy someone an avatar right now

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

It's an anime visual novel, you already know they are

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Songbearer posted:

MULTY PLAYER

SURVIVAL

don't forget

MANY WEAPON

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

And steam is about to become less restrictive about who can get software on it :thumbsup:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

How the gently caress are all these things even getting greenlit in the first place? Has steam lowered the greenlight requirement to 2 upvotes any length of time apart? Or are there actually just hundreds of mentally disabled people unironically upvoting these things? Or are the devs all paying for shady services to get them greenlight? I feel like they can't all be the latter, as that would require a budget of over $100.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Taciturn Tactician posted:

I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end.


See it looks horrifying right away because his eyes are a good 6 inches apart, but the grim reality of anime hasn't truly set in until you think about what a small percentage of the human eye you're seeing when you look at someone's face. You're only seeing something like 15% of a person's eyes through their eyelids at any time.

Now think about how big those anime eyes actually are, behind the small fraction of them you can see. Those things are the size of goddamn baseballs. It's revolting.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Are...are those matryoshka dolls with dicks

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


This is incredible.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

well then nobody's going to win because greenlight is done


e: Thought I was in a different thread everyone here already knows that

Owl Inspector fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 16, 2017

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Accept gift [Decline gift]

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

How many achievements does your non-steam porn have? Are there helpful community guides for it that I can look up if I need help?

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Gynovore posted:

They also used the Unreal 4 engine, which costs six figures when used in a for-profit game. So, at least 5/8 of an rear end, maybe even as much as 7/8.

An unreal 4 license amounts to a 5% royalty on gross revenue over the first $3000 per quarter.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

I usually agree with what he says but his presentation has always been extremely painful and cringey to experience

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Gynovore posted:

A 2D shmup with 3D graphics? That's actually a not horrible idea.

this is not the spiritual sequel einhander deserved...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0YCPeQVK5A

Owl Inspector fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Dec 18, 2017

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

that's a gimmick poster isn't it

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

I've loaded it up on an emulator every few years to experience it again and it still holds up amazingly well

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Thread title is incredible

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


this is the most Video Game picture

it represents our fell hobby

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

The Sun often thinks of the children, which is why they keep publishing articles about how they want to gently caress underage actresses, and why their porn page archive was, briefly, after a change in legislation, probably the most publicly accessible CP repository in the world.

is this real

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Welcome to England.

OwlFancier posted:

Yes, the Sun regularly publishes articles about how underage actresses are "all grown up" now, and it used to run a titty page for a long time, and they were... shall we say... lax about their record keeping as to the ages of the models involved until the laws were tightened to force them to change that.

So yes basically welcome to England, basically Japan as far as child molestation goes except we don't do it in videogame form.

yall are supposed to be better than us

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Kanfy posted:

Non-video gamers have definitely tried their hand at writing video games here and there, but I'm not sure if the results have ever been good. Certainly not often.

It was good for metro 2033. Not so good for last light.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

For some reason I never noticed the gender bias in metro 2033 when I played it, which had 0 named women in it at all, but it really stood out to me in last light with its 1 named female character who transparently exists just to have sex with the protagonist.

Last light in general is a lot worse on the character/story front.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


this is a fabulous cat

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


What, is this the porn version of deep dream?

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


I appreciate that the reviewer's name is Saint Satan

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

:actually:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Hwurmp posted:

I assume "hypergamy" is not a term for an extremely gamy game

I'm telling myself this is what it means and I refuse to look up whatever it was supposed to mean

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

that one was actually notable because steam dutifully listed it next to cyberpunk and whatever else in their top 20 highest selling games for that month

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing.



this art owns, sorry

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