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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

OutOfPrint posted:

"Hey, this looks like it could be fun. The game play looks cool, the animations are...oh. OH. Never mind, then!"

:nws:https://store.steampowered.com/app/947600/Eroico/:nws:

At least the description is upfront, and apparently you can disable the animations entirely. Dunno, looks like an actually fun game if you can turn off the sex.

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GV2xc7s1Tk

No, you don't get it, this was made as an ironic joke! It's not creepy and weird, it's funny!



e: Boy that FPS muscle memory's going to mean I'm accidentally cumming a lot when trying to get up on things.



Wait, this isn't VR?

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Lunethex posted:

oval office Wars

:nws: CURSED VIDEO

This has a surprising amout of effort put into it. Like drat, this is some mobile-game-TV-commercial level.

Kikas fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Nov 6, 2018

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

FirstAidKite posted:

Might wanna change the code so it just links to the video instead of embedding it since that thumbnail is nws

Great suggestion.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Hah, figured it was a rip-off of a better game. I actually decided to try playing oval office Wars and was suprised by how competent the gameplay was. But the site for it also advertises "Smutstone" from the same devs, which is just Hearthstone but with porn inserted instead of the official art, so i guess that's their shtick.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Deadguy2322 posted:

The unfortunate thing is, once Itagaki left Tecmo, the team actually made some good gameplay changes to the engine for DOA 5, but instead of throwing out the excessive fanservice, it’s still DOA. If they’d taken the engine with the improvements and balancing and put in totally new characters and called it something else, it would be a solid game.

DOA Extreme is still, and always has been, nothing but otaku wank fodder.

Still better than Rumble Roses.
I've never felt the need to take a shower after playing a game than after that one evening me and a buddy decided to try that pile of garbage out.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Deadguy2322 posted:

Which one? The original PS2 game was built on a real wrestling game and played well under the sleaze.

The 360 Rumble Roses was sleaze-first and played so badly that my friend who actually imported DOAX3 told me it wasn’t worth bothering with.

The one that had "humiliaton victory" where if you win, the loser has to do sleazy poses for a photoshoot.
X360

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Good game for the GOTY, but the wrong edition: https://store.steampowered.com/app/934990/Cute_Girls_VR/
Clearly you need the VR to trully immerse yourself.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Alien Rope Burn posted:

It's also got a bizarre, incoherent, and deeply patronizing rant about grief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg&t=264s

If anything this shows how bad the video game voice actors situation is. If as a VA you have to go as low as this game, the situation is dire.
I mean writing bad dialogue in video games is nothing new, but having people read it out loud? That's just cruelty.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Oh, it's far more loving stupid than either of your choices.



:what:

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Runaktla posted:

Pretty much what I did.

Seemed like it’d be a fun game, saw good reviews, but then YouTube’d it.

There’s a lot of people playing they have 150 vs. 150 in some games. The graphics are very good but it’s not cleaned up i.e. clipping in wagons.

It seems like you can be a soldier who has a musket, an officer whose role is to use binoculars and create imaginary lines for people to form up at and shoot from, or a flag bearer whose sole purpose is to be a mobile spawn point.

I’m guessing the good reviews come from people who probably do civil war re-enactments in their past time.

Maybe I should be a video game programmer that makes games to take advantage of mentally ill people ie war of rights, star citizen, etc. That seems to be where the money is.

To be fair, Napoleonic Wars, the Mount and Blade addon, had a class... actually several classes, who went into battle carrying nothing but flutes and drums and other instruments. It didn't give no benefit to their team, they couldn't fight without it and there were no respawns in that game.

So maybe this game is targeting the people who played the poo poo out of M&B multiplayer and can't be arsed to wait for Bannerlord to finally release.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Still DOA is pretty tame when compared to Rumble Roses.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
I still shrudder at the fact that neither Origin nor Uplay nor Epis Store have the option to gift your friends games, smh.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Can't wait to install a new terrible storefront for each game I want to play.

Ah the age of free MMOs lives again. Every single game with its own launcher.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

Sometimes Steam recommends me games already on my wishlist so obviously the system works! :downs:

Well if you have a large enough Wishlist it might recommend games just to remind you they exist. I certainly know I have this problem.

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Was this here before? I must have missed it if was, and it should be cause it's just goddamn porn:
:nws: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1024500/Boobs_em_up/

Check out all that DLC tho :popeye:

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