Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Lyrai posted:

I used to be one of those fuckers who would never shut up about this poo poo, who thought this was art and thus perfect and I am thankfully past that. To make up for making GBS threads on everyone's time with poo poo about anime, here's some game keys from my humble bundle list

EDIT: Game #1, JumpJetRex, was taken.
Ballistick, basically stick figure death game. If you're old and remember those newgrounds flashes, turns out so did someone else. http://store.steampowered.com/app/518620/
Guacamelee: Gold Edition. Lucha Libre Metroidvania. Good fun.

I'm not that into Anime stuff but I read everything you wrote and found it interesting.

Thankyou for Guacamelee! It's one of those games I forgot that I wanted (I'm very slack when it comes to using the wishlist). I thought the link was going to be a steam store link and was plesantly surprised.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 05:31

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:12

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

d0grent posted:

It's Saturday which means I played another bad game. This game is sure to make you wonder "is all art bad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc_ik8xqXK4

next week's vid will be Jumpix Jump

This is a good video.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 18:34

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

d0grent posted:

someone made a parody of PT called "Potato Thriller". It's incredibly bad, so naturally we played it all the way through to the end!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDblhnD0zI

How drunk/high do you two have to get to play those games?

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 08:43

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

d0grent posted:

^good work

Here's us playing a lovely game about trying to get a job and also you might be a murderer I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfxjn5bJUs

our riffs were on point this episode

"Lego God"
"Even my imaginary girlfriend is expensive"

Laughed through most of it. Good work.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 04:39

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Semquais posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 07:43

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kirbysuperstar posted:

My favorite Mega Man X boss, Bass Bass.

Was it a EDM based fish character?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 09:20

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Jamfrost posted:

It's a dating sim that unlocks different rumble patterns for the controller depending on how well you do. I thought it parodied the genre pretty well. The body pillow date was funny.

Also, the controller may or may not have a vulva.

Now provide support for the Transvibrator from Rez on PS2 and they might be onto something!

# ¿ May 13, 2017 12:19

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Tobermory posted:

That's the other bob's game. The RPG bob's game is about making and playing the puzzle bob's game.

Oh wow bob's game. Man that was a descent into insanity.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 06:28

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I got given "Mr. President" http://store.steampowered.com/app/507010/ in a trade and wow it's a hilariously bad game. Some good ragdoll physics and fighting the game mechanics to actually move (even going down stairs is impossible without falling over. The 'wrestling' minigame consists of booting immigrants out of the ring. Oh boy.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 03:50

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

What happened to that poster that did videos of terrible games on youtube? I miss those.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 14:16

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

d0grent posted:

Gonna record a video for the DLC of miner adventure. Should be up next saturday.

Wow that's gonna be bad!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 01:59

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

How awful is 'House Party'? http://steamcommunity.com/app/611790
Not sure if I wanna drop the $15 for it and if it is 'hilarious bad' I will but if it is unplayable I just cannot justify it.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 12:46

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

https://youtu.be/l2KvHfxPNK4

Yeah that video is terrible.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 13:14

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Fart of Presto posted:

I'm still waiting for Kragger's review

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 10:05

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

FirstAidKite posted:

Knowing that music video, it's probably something advanced enough that the AI woman is sentient and more or less equivalent in mind to a real human.

For anyone who doesn't know, it's the really good music video Do The Evolution. I'm not a big Pearl Jam fan but the music video really makes that song worthwhile. I think Bruce Timm was in charge of the animation. I think that clip showcases an extreme extreme example of why some people prefer their fetish to come in game-format.

The whole video is just amazing, also not a fan of Pearl Jam but that song is one of my favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 03:49

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Furnaceface posted:

The video is by Todd McFarlane of Spawn fame. I think he also did most of the art for a game that ended up failing pretty drat hard, the name of which escapes me at the moment (Reckoning?).

I really only pay attention to the Steam front page during the big sales so Im hoping this thread is just exaggerating the horribleness it has become.

drat Straight Todd was in charge! The time that video came out everyone at school was loving Spawn. As an adult now I really want to buy some of the figurines his company makes but also I'm an adult and I think a Hellraiser statue might bug the missus a bit.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 09:09

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Largepotato posted:

The game all goons should own is coming.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/693380/Neckbeards_Basement_Arena/

Oh wow, that actually looks like a load of fun while drunk with mates. (I do not own a fedora or have a basement)

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 09:54

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Thanks random facebook friend posting this creepy new 'game'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zlyVlx0VIM

All I can think of for some reason is Pris from Blade Runner

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 14:14

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The White Dragon posted:

Oh god it's almost Macaroni time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 08:40

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:12

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

ilmucche posted:

I'd be down for a video game based on crystal city.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJqLH8EA2rM

Edit: That game description goes from 0-60 real fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUV7QMShsa4

It's fantastic just for the music.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 01:24

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