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The Tiger crying because she's always breaking down was the most obvious joke but I thought it was hilarious.
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Veotax posted:To make it even worse, when AC1 eventually came to PS3 trophies didn't exist yet so those flags did literally nothing. And I'm such a completionist that I still got all the flags on PS3  Ubisoft games are literally my bane because I'm a broken human being who will play games until I get 100% completion.
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The White Dragon posted:wait who was the compulsive masturbator? it's been a long time... do you meet love fist in san andreas? It's been ages since I played so I'm just going to pretend that was originally CJ's sole character trait.
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Oct 31, 2017 04:39
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Achievements don't even add to your steam level, so there isn't even that primal instinct to make numbers go higher going for them  . Like I like achievements when they make me do weird poo poo (except EU4, gently caress you Sunset invasion I wasted far too many weekends trying to get you  ) or reward me for doing something hard but whether or not a game has achievements isnt going to be the be all end all for me, theyre at best a nice, tertiary feature to work for. Key word, work for, if it is for just doing poo poo like beating the tutorial then I'm not going to care.
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Anil Dasharez0ne posted:IF Bubsy could get a reboot I refuse to believe thats real. Bubsy is what disappointment is made of. When I was 6, I really wanted a playstation just to play any of the Crash Bandicoot games. I thought it was the coolest game ever made and the playstation was the coolest system ever, it played CDs! So what if it was a few years old and the N64 had just come out, mario wasnt as cool as crash. My dad got me a playstation that year as a combined christmas/birthday present but with Bubsy 3D instead and to this day I am convinced he did it on purpose. Thats my story and I assume that it is the most positive experience anyone ever had with bubsy.
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Nov 16, 2017 10:09
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hexwren posted:It looks cool, but I imagine it at some point stops being cool and starts trying to scare you because PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR It's based on 4chan's* version of SS13, BYOND is the engine the original is in and they somehow got that spaghetti mess of a game ported over to Unity. *their Traditional Games board, specifically.
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Rollersnake posted:
I got that as a joke present from my cousin and its just, bland. Like it's bad but not in an entertaining way, and it's not even offensive in game beyond the general level of annoyance i get at seeing it exist.
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I'm kind of curious, since steam has no curation at all, what does it take to actually get removed from steam? I remember way back in the day, Stalin vs Martians was taken down for being completely terrible but it looks like a piece of art compared to these asset flips.Icedude posted:Oh so it's a cheap knockoff of the one about tanks, but about ships instead. Its actually by the same guys who did the tank one  !
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Jan 21, 2018 19:30
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Davethulhu posted:This makes sense, in that it's even stupider that I imagined. The most concise and accurate description of bitcoin i have ever seen.
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Schubalts posted:But we already have Panzermadels. But that one had Nazi tanks, no true tankie would accept anything but  GLORIOUS SOVIET TANKS
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Mar 17, 2018 04:49
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I got one in college because it doubled as an extra cushion/chair in a pinch and I couldn't overlook a 3 in 1 value
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Jul 8, 2018 11:45
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The pinnacle of AI is Serious Sam's "gently caress it, just charge" method. Sometimes I don't want to think, I just want to shoot lots of dudes and if they hide it means I have to waste time flushing them out of cover, which is time spent not murdering dudes.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:45
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The White Dragon posted:in that case what's his favorite hentai 100% vanilla, plot is about a loving couple who just wants to rekindle the fire that brought them together in the first place.
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Aug 28, 2018 09:46
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The original 2 Megami Tensei are based off of a book trilogy as well, but we're very far removed from that source at this point. There are still some influences in the main series (off the top of my head, demons being summoned via computer program is the plot of the first book) but the original author had very little to do with the adaptation.Dareon posted:Parasite Eve was based on a Japanese horror novel. The book also gets loving weird. Moreso than the game the true enemy turns out to be organ transplanting
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Dire Lemming posted:Nekopara is already on Steam so the bar can't get too much lower. This site was founded on the premise of "there is always more, and it's always worse." That bar still has so far to go before it hits rock bottom.
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Sep 14, 2018 07:33
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SelenicMartian posted:It's funny how after the success of the MSX MS has been loving up in the Japanese market for decades. It's because it looked super cool and when William Gibson was writing Neuromancer, the decks used by hackers are just high-tech MSX systems with VR.
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Oct 17, 2018 10:37
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Since when has it had a story? I haven't played it in ages but it was multiplayer only last time I played. I'm gonna need to play it again
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Dec 30, 2018 05:18
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FactsAreUseless posted:An episodic tale told in eleven chapters. I only made it up to chapter 7 
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Jan 11, 2019 05:11
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My sister got me Put Anna as a joke and it's not just a lazy RPG maker game, it's a lazy RPG maker game that is machine translated from Russian. Not really notable except for when I called a taxi driver a gently caress on my way to see a stronk Russian leader (not Putin obvs)
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Jan 11, 2019 18:15
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Flannelette posted:So Earthbound but even more tedious and minus everything that made Earthbound worth grinding through? Earthbound at least automatically killed enemies when you outlevelled them enough.
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Jan 25, 2019 08:56
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Discendo Vox posted:jesus christ 45 bucks Maybe Lowtax should try funding the forums via anime sex game.
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Mar 13, 2019 03:18
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BattleMaster posted:I'm not sure how a game-like porn delivery vector gets delayed. It's just a sliding puzzle "game"; there isn't a lot going on that needs to be checked and it's not really like Steam actually inspects games to a significant degree Look, one handed programming is harder than it sounds.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:36
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The last game I bought because steam recommended it was Va-11 Hall-A and I regretted it so I'm not doing that again.
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Apr 29, 2019 05:58
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Rotten Red Rod posted:
I remember people told me I was just a conformist when I said that a flat structure is a terrible way to actually get things done, but now look who's right  Also I would love for a Master's of Doom-style book for Valve, there might not be as much of a "deuteragonists" like Carmack and Romero, but what little I've heard about the backroom politicking at valve makes it sound like a soap opera with nerds.
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May 2, 2019 10:09
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I think that's the first mention of an Ouya Ive seen since the last Ouya thread that I read here back in 2014? Ish? I'm kind of surprised it lasted this long.
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May 22, 2019 07:27
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pentyne posted:New Exalted was darker and edgier to the max in 2013, so basically 31 flavors of rape. It's not often that you're so bad that faceless corporate overlords are an upgrade in every way but by god White Wolf found a way.
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hexwren posted:...weren't they from Atlanta? He's talking about the guys who brought Vampire the Masquerade back and added in details like vampires being responsible for the mass killings of gay people in Chechnya. You know, that thing that is currently happening and involves real people.
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