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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

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Fun fact: The protagonist's actor was later charged with possessing child pornography. He had his mugshot with that same dorky plaid shirt too.

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Scrolling down to More Like This: Hyper Light Drifter.

More you know.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Pinchin' pennies, pinchin' booties.

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Feb 26, 2016

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The Cheshire Cat posted:

Well drat, I'm sold.
Pretty sure the original description of Cave Story was something like "Find your way through the caves to the end."

So you should clearly expect that level of quality.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Lunethex posted:



step aside, bad rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKkA7JJS6bM

SardonicTyrant fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 23, 2018

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I have some butt-themed suggestions to improve your work.

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Feb 26, 2016

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I'll be disappointed if the actual Mega Milk outfit isn't an unlockable.

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Feb 26, 2016

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StrixNebulosa posted:

What qualifies as a buttload of porn, then?
It involves eels.

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Feb 26, 2016

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At this point I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't made it to steam yet.

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Feb 26, 2016

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The proverbial diamond in the buff.:v:

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Feb 26, 2016

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dregan posted:

There's a new Leisure Suit Larry game, if that counts.
Is the subtitle supposed to be a reference to Dark Dreams Don't Die? Wha? Why? :psyduck:

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Feb 26, 2016

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Dareon posted:

It says something about porn in general when I'm not sure something like that exists.
In a way, isn't vanilla the most depraved flavor of all?

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Feb 26, 2016

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Edward Mass posted:

I know I’m springing a trap on myself, but Futari Ecchi is about a monogamous couple learning about themselves and their sexuality. It’s fairly tame.
For what it's worth, I'm literally caught in a conundrum over whether to discuss it or pretend I've never heard of it.

But then I realize what thread I'm posting in.

The dude's a complete dumbass and it should be about his hilarious brother.:colbert:

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Feb 26, 2016

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The MSJ posted:

Valve already have a super popular MOBA game and is about to release a card duel game. Any bets on how long before they announce a Team Fortress or Left 4 Dead battle royale?
Half Life episode 3, but it's Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories.

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Feb 26, 2016

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After all of this, I'm surprised Bible Black hasn't gotten a steam release yet.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Eroico: Bangers and Mash

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Feb 26, 2016

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Bangers and Button Mash

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Feb 26, 2016

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Any game that involves shooting Nazis, even if it's the jankiest buggest piece of poo poo ever, is not a bad game.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

What if it's Hitler Simulator
Play it for the ending.

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Feb 26, 2016

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I guess the only way to find out is to install and play the game all the way.

You first.

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Feb 26, 2016

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That could easily take a rather dark turn, but...it apparently doesn't?

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Feb 26, 2016

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I agree with the bottom center right title. This is definitely a cursed sight.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Jur-rear end-ic Park.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Dehry posted:

https://twitter.com/Anime/status/1070750986346610688

The High School Big Titty Ninja game has fallen.
So wait, is Japan just gonna stop producing titty anime each season? What are they even going to fill the timeslots with?

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Feb 26, 2016

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Alien Rope Burn posted:

You don't get what you deserve, you get what you need.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/841590/Boat_Adventure/
At this point, in the yool 2019, I have to question if this is a "terrible" game. There's no creepy sex stuff, or surprise anti-semitism, etc. Unless it's mining bitcoin or something, you get exactly what you pay for, for less than a buck.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Barudak posted:

Im sorry, people liked Vallhalla for reasons other than it looking like a lost msx title?
It had a cool soundtrack?

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Feb 26, 2016

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Schubalts posted:

The page they linked has one button, other than the facebook/tweet/youtube.

It just makes her clothes disappear. That's the entirety of their teaser site.
Not much of a tease, ifyouknowwhatimean.

:suicide:

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Feb 26, 2016

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Discendo Vox posted:

ok, I'll bite, which DLC did you buy: schoolgirl outfits, catgirls, elves/monsters, or "flat justice"?
New thread title.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Who knew titties could be so complicated?

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Feb 26, 2016

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Doc Hawkins posted:

best ANPA.US game SO FAR. I love cute dogs and wonderful game mechanics like shower or cutting nails. 10 out of 10.

e: forgot to say, I cannot emphasize enough that you should turn on the sound of the trailer for this one
Who is this even for?!

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Feb 26, 2016

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FirstAidKite posted:

All these porn games on steam and nobody's even put up a version of Miss World '96 Nude

smh

The day Bible Black goes on to Steam I'm just going to start laughing and never stop. Get on the bus, laugh. In the office, laugh, to the concern of my teammates. Laugh between bites at lunch. Get coffee stains on my shirt because I'm laughing through sips. And so forth.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Grapplejack posted:

I'm also starting to think that we'll see Epic in court soon over GDPR violations.
*Epic developer, brow furrowed in concentration*: Gee...Dee...Pee...Arr? What is that?

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Feb 26, 2016

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And his brother liked having sex with women as a horse.

Did Hades have any kinks?

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Schubalts posted:

Actually, Hades was into living girls. Persephone wasn't dead and he went nuts for her. :colbert:

Hades was also what, the least assholish of the three brothers? Don't remember any stories of him being a rapist, just a kidnapper.
To be fair, he got roofied by a magic arrow, and afterwards the woman he kidnapped was forced to stay with him because of bullshit rules.

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Be Depressive posted:

The same company publishes decent stuff like Higurashi and House At Fata Morgana but what piques my interest is this Hadaka Shitsui - Naked Butlers “Butler Bullying” game. Apparently you can have a dog rape your boyfriend? What?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1031020/Hadaka_Shitsuji__Naked_Butlers/?curator_clanid=33017084
The ol' hand banana.

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Feb 26, 2016

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Hwurmp posted:

YIIK and VA-11 Hall-A deserve each other
"VA-11 Hall-A's soundtrack is pretty good though", I say, as the guillotine descends.

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Feb 26, 2016

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I was expecting something else.

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Feb 26, 2016

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I was expecting "Breaking Bad, With Rabbits"

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Feb 26, 2016

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Where are the honest, kindhearted titty perverts of yesteryear?

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I love these skeevy games that have way more depth than the content should allow.

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