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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I came here to see if anyone else suddenly had a cutesy hitler game on their steam front page, I was both disappointed and happy it turns out people did.
I reported it still though, because gently caress turning Hitler into an anime.

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

People are dismissing it because it's making light of the horrors of fascism not because its anime

I still don't get how this game got on steam. Is it just edge lords being edgy?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

dang, i don't think i'll ever feel such pure joy about anything. you must really love bible black.

Who doesn't? It's not my thing but the Bible or faith itself can bring comfort in th-...

What? *googles*

Oh...oh dear me. :ohdear:

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

the nucas posted:

what's so bad about it? i only ever used it for quake champions and thought it was serviceable. it launched my game.

The worst thing about the bethesda launcher is that unlike their games they couldn't let the community do their work for them and fix it.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

SardonicTyrant posted:

And his brother liked having sex with women as a horse.

Did Hades have any kinks?

I still think no one beats Loki kink wise.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

And Valve still has fanboys going to bat for them and 'Lord Gabe' even though you can prove Valve and even the great Gabe care about nothing but money, like every god drat company.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

gently caress EA. I know this is an unpopular opinion but they are bad and should go away.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Commander Keene posted:

I can't tell if this part is serious or not. Most of the opinions I've heard about EA puts them right around Ubisoft levels of bad, and if anything, the opinion that they should leave game development to better companies seems to be the more popular opinion in my experience.

I was being sarcastic. But I guess my general posting is so bad people can't tell anymore.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Ubisoft's very very very horny for games as live services and will push dlc and pay to win things down your throat while having a veneer of caring about choice/gaming.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Sininu posted:

Even if they were sarcastic isn't it true though? EA games are still topping the charts, even in this forum the threads of their current games rarely fall past second page.

I think this is because they have their fingers in enough pies that the crowd that doesn't care about horrible practices or people being exploited and just want to game buys their poo poo.

Also, they see a company that works buy them out hollow them out so they can wear them for a while and coast on the good will before tearing off the skin and moving on. It's their m.o.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Guys I just bought an Ouya how had I never heard of this indie machine?! Any games to look forward t-

:ohdear:

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

*moans sensually* How long was that? Two seconds?! gently caress can't you loop it or something?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I mean there's two naughty maid games where there's literally dick in the thumbnails.

And tits.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Wait, why do European history games that aren't about Hitler or the Norse filled with racists?

Because racists love the idea of humanity's most stagnant point in time and literally think the middle ages was all crusades and killing muslims and coloured people.

They are also....super dumb.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Communist Bear posted:

Lol lock and delete racist threads and ban known bigots. It ain't loving hard. It's a button on the admin section of the forum.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Eiyuu*Senki's cast of characters also includes Ivan the Terrible, Lu Bu, Matthew Perry, Emperor Nero, and Khublai Khan

it's pretty fun until the game runs out of writing ideas and every single conversation just turns into descriptions of food

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Somehow this is the most anime thing.

You mean, of course, could this be any more anime?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Is Johan Weiss just wearing an SS uniform O_O wtf

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

BattleMaster posted:



I guess I'm a little late on posting this but I'm relieved to see that I guess Steam is showing this to everyone instead of assuming that I alone want dickgirl porn :psyduck:

I mean, yes you can customize your genitals but it has 0 real effect on gameplay and though a fun little bit of cosmetics I mostly play Cyberpunk 2077 for the story. It's still really good! And the sexscenes ain't really porn.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I see literal porn games constantly on steam, what's the difference with this? No nudity and thus no gating behind a click this if you're 18 sticker?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Lodin posted:

Oh hey, the sequel to Hades has a demo and is launching in July. Guess I'll have to give that a go.
Trailer is censored but still very :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTDUo93so58

Isn't Hades from supergiant games?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Ah OK, that makes sense. I was like hey cool they're actually doing a Hades sequel then BAM! Whatever that was :D

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Lodin posted:

Yeah, but the game really embraced being utterly horrible and that's what I liked about it. It easily has the best depiction of hell in any game. This one seems to really miss the point since it's just a stupid action game. Although it should be mentioned that there's an old dude pooping in his hand and feeding it to a baby at one point and that's hilarious.
And now someone will report me so I get another sixer and an even worse av and text. :v:

There there *pats shoulder* No one begrudges you your terrible taste in vidyagames.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018


So realistic you can feel your graphics card melting and your electricity bill shoot up.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Necrothatcher posted:

Lust From Beyond is actually pretty good though. It's basically a Hellraiser game.

I thought it was also less about the Lust and more about the eldricht weirdness beyond the veil and you just happen to get murdered by giant mobile vaginas?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Agents are GO! posted:

Yes, let's just keep posting about it, this is sure to go well.

Pretty sure :yikes: would've been the proper emote. I can't even imagine what kind of awful nerds would enjoy playing that.

I was under the impression that Exalted was so bad that not even the greasiest of nerds would admit to playing it and it was openly mocked and ridiculed. Or is that Fatal?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Ashsaber posted:

FATAL: too many dice so you can somehow create a character with an rear end that can fit children inside it.

Exalted: You are a divine superwarrior who can punchsplode enemies from level 1, and everything is balanced around crazy high power stuff on all sides. There are TRexes that piss cocaine.

FATAL; creepy and wierd. Exalted; over the top stupid and fun (meant to be at least)

Ah ok, sorry. For some reason they mix in my head. It's usually with that other weird one as well with all the multi-unverse portals opening into earth? RIFTS?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Lodin posted:

At this point I think it's mostly because I find it funny how much it irritates the mods. But yeah, I'll stop mentioning it now.

Hell yeah!

Lodin no! You promised!

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Ghost Leviathan posted:

For the record just in case anyone's not familar, FATAL isn't actually played by anyone, anywhere, except occasionally as a joke, given the game is both overcomplicated to the point of parody (to actually resolve having sex in-game, you need to solve quadratic equations) and has absolutely no actual appeal beyond bizarrely overcomplicated mechanics for violence and rape, being effectively unplayable.

Most of the old school names in traditional RPGs are like that. Mostly since it's the same old weird nerds writing them who've only gotten older and weirder, and haven't really made much progress on the actual mechanics beyond making them slightly less needlessly overcomplicated than they used to be.

I thought White Wolf created World of Darkness and VtM and Werewolf and stuff? Which while overly fluffy and sometimes really cringy aren't all that bad or at least not filled with rape and the like (I guess the Embrace could be seen as kind of rapey?) I wonder why with Exalted they went so...weird. Was this kickstarter during gamergate or something? Maybe they had to show they had no truck with all this *feminism*

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I thought the Swedish edge lords were the ones that created the mutilation trpg where there's a lot of pc created princesses being thrown into a literal meat grinder.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Lodin posted:

Ok, why would vampires want to have a bunch of gay humans in Chechnya killed? Is there at least some reason beyond the author being homophobic?

And on that note, Vampire the Masquerade: Night Road is very good. Chose your own adventure that easily feels the most like a pen and paper I've ever experienced. And it lets you be non-binary if that's your thing.

Does it let me be Toreador?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

The only good hitler game would be one where you can kill him with ever more elaborate rube goldberg machines and the end graphic of every level is hitler's corpse on fire in a ditch.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Maybe every socialist utopia needs like one billionaire as a mascot? Like have a public guillotining at the utopia's 25th birthday?

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

There's a game on steam now called Sex with Hitler and I know it has a jokey facade but I still don't think poo poo like that should be on steam.

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

VideoGames posted:

Yeah, I want to affirm, as admin, that no porn games in this thread. The game has got to be terrible and funny.

I do not want anything even related to horny thread style posting.

Thank you.

Can I still do my corny style posting?

Yes?

Aw shucks.

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