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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Tropico 1 obviously had the best soundtrack in the series since Lou Bega (the Mambo #5 guy) composed part of it for some reason.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream? That one is pretty good (although I guess technically it's just an adaptation of a pre-existing work, but Ellison also wrote the script for the game). But yeah the thing is that usually if someone is "too good" for video game writing they often write in more prestigious media like literature or film.

You might have read it but when Ellsion passed Kotaku interviewed the guy who he worked with on the script. It's a really interesting read on how the hell a project like that could even happen.
https://kotaku.com/how-harlan-ellison-s-most-famous-short-story-became-an-1827327887

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I find it odd that Polygon are the only ones who have written about Rape Day so far, as far as I can tell. You'd think Kotaku and all the others would want to give it a mention?
https://www.polygon.com/2019/3/4/18249916/rape-day-steam-valve

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I still think it's pretty telling about Valve in 2019 that nobody there has gone "holy poo poo, we need to purge this thing right now and give a wet fart of an apology. Instead some poor bastard (probably in India) has to sit there and suffer the trash.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Alternately it could be someone trying to prove a point. Come up with the most horrendous game imaginable, slap together some Poser-images and dump it on Steam.
Valve just leaning back and letting out a wet fart kinda proves how useless their new system is.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone remember the Land of the Dead game? I was mucking about in some boxes the other day and found my PC copy. It was utterly poo poo and clearly made by amateurs with zero budget but I still liked it. There's something about the incredibly slow pace that makes it seem realistic. I installed it and actually ended up playing through the whole thing in one sitting (only takes three hours). It's now not just poo poo but incredibly dated yet I had a good time.
Either way, it certainly belongs in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC26DOjFxRo

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Earlier in the thread someone mentioned Lust for Darkness and since gory poo poo is my jam I decided to look into it. After reading a couple of threads on the Steam forum I snapped it up and God drat does it deliver. I've never seen so much horrible poo poo in a game ever. These devs don't shy away from showing you various genitals and utterly gruesome mutilation. I never played more of Agony than the alpha, but I refuse to believe it throws half as much gore and debauchery at you as this thing. It also does a good job of portraying the other dimension as a mix of Lovecraft, Clive Barker and Giger.
Also maybe worth mentioning that it mostly is a walking sim but it does have some sneaking and running sections. These are a piece of piss tho. SOMA and A Machine for Pigs are more difficult.

So yeah, if you're the type of person who wants to stumble across a demon using a torso as a fleshlight (I'm not joking) then this is the game for you.
Praise be to Gabe and Valve for not giving a single gently caress what people toss up on the store anymore.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Light Gun Man posted:

Lowtax played Lust from Beyond and it seemed pretty boring? Like it was just 2 hours of him wandering around a house, opening cabinets, finding wooden dildos? loving happened a couple times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8yk_-5NZM

Maybe Lust for Darkness is more entertaining?

That's an old rear end alpha that was given to game journalists so it's not surprising if it's boring. Either way, I just backed the kickstarter for it because I want more of this horror show.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
As far as I can tell there's not a single mention on their page of what the gig pays. It doesn't.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Genius! NAZI-GIRL GoePPels did it first and probably better. I actually have this and have played 27 minutes of it since an rear end in a top hat friend gifted it. It loving sucked and wasn't even offensive.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/921430/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

If someone did it well and wasn't a Nazi they could probably do a walking simulator as Hitler or Stalin well. It has chapters through their life and choices might change history. What if as Adolf you don't give up on art just because everyone tells you you're mediocre? You go on to be one of the classics and are lauded in history ever after.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty sure one of the earliest versions of the trope is A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, put out by Mark Twain in 1889. Although that wasn't a power fantasy with a Marty Stu, obviously.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Still looks better than whatever the hell this is. Far as I can tell the kid is a Youtube superstar who now has his own game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgOdS_ZwC6k
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1054990/Race_With_Ryan/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I was wondering about the poo poo art style in that Garfield Kart thing and it's from a French show that lasted from from 2008 to 2016. Looks absolutely atrocious, even by the standards of the source material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwgxgBDvNBY

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Good news, Cuckold Simulator is launching just in time for Christmas!

Try yourself in the role of a “boomer” drinking green energy, while simultaneously satisfying yourself, watching his beloved wife with a her boyfriend through the doorway.

Your goal is to watch of carnal pleasures of your wife and her boyfriend for several minutes, simultaneously soaking a throat of your beloved green water.
Concentrate on what is happening, thereby speeding up the process. After all this, complete the act of peeping with a milky eruption.




https://store.steampowered.com/app/1196460/Cuckold_Simulator/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I dont know posted:

So Steam celebrates Valentines day by discounting wank material? :bravo:

To be fair, it's the publishers discounting their games, not Valve. Valve are still crap for letting those games on but whatever.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Mature Content DescriptionAll characters depicted are age 18 years or older.This game contains graphic sex, non-consensual sex, adult language, full nudity, depictions of childbirth, drug use, abortion, and prostitution. All depictions of genitals are censored with a mosaic pa...
Oh for fucks sake!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

anilEhilated posted:

...Is "Dolph" literally Hitler?

Well it probably isn't Lundgren or Ziggler.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I actually backed this ones Kickstarter. Despite being a kinda poo poo walking sim I dug how insanely over the top the previous game was. The amount of hilarious levels of gore and hornieness made me laugh my rear end of, much like with many really bad horror movies.
There's a free stand alone prologue if anyone wants to see the stupidity for themselves. And I highly recommend it.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170820/Lust_from_Beyond_Prologue/

They're also releasing another demo soon.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why would you at that point not just play the fixing your lovely car during a summer in Finland game? No I don't remember what it's called.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

King Vidiot posted:

Postal 4 coming along nicely.

I recently played through the Postal 4 alpha and while it is a good continuation of 2 it feels weirdly tame. Like it's 2020 and Running With Scissors are publishing their own game for the first time so they could put whatever vile poo poo into the game and yet it's just more of the same. You still can't drink alcohol and the only drug is the classic health pipe. The only nudity I found was a statue of a naked lady and she at least has actual modeled genitalia. Still, you'd expect there to be a strip club. Oh and they still censor your dick when you pee.
Seems to me that RWS have become a bunch of old conservative farts and that's pretty funny.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Looks surprisingly well done. The fact that I'm mildly tempted to buy a game about loving Joseph Stalin really says something about 2020.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Good to see that JeffK finally realized his dream of becoming a game creator.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

What you might learn can never be unseen!
No I'm pretty sure I can unsee all of that.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone who decides to play as a girl and then doesn't decide to give themselves a dick is a coward!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

That Guy Bob posted:

Where are the Hentai and Communist games?
Edit: Asking for a friend.

That came out in 2009.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvSiYQKP2b4

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Those sites were always fun because there would be a forum that people who bought the game at EGS would go to for support and discussion and instead it was always just people screaming about how the devs had betrayed them. There's still a guy in the Rebel Galaxy Outlaw forum that's screeching like a howler monkey and for some reason they won't ban him.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Wanna gobble those snobbles.

E: Oh no!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You obviously have to go on the Steam forum and ask for relief.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This looks like a really great game and in no way a cynical shite asset flip.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1509630/During_Before_And_After_COVID19/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Super Seducer 3 is the ultimate real-world seduction sim. You get to learn cutting-edge dating tactics that draw on decades of knowledge from the world’s top gurus.
If it's anything like the last two this isn't really a simulator and more som PUA scumbags excuse to film himself with a lot of hot women.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/929660/Super_Seducer_3__The_Final_Seduction/

I did like this screenshot that's on the Steam page.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lust from Beyond is releasing on the 25th and so yesterday since it was Valentines the devs released their "erotic" trailer. Thing is, it's too "erotic" to release on youtube so instead you have to go on their discord to find a link to it on a dropbox.
Hint: the trailer is not erotic at all. It's the usual disgusting filth I've come to expect from the devs. The highlight is probably the cut where the protagonist sticks his dick into something that could have been designed by Giger. My kind of jam in other words. :v:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1401680/view/5216827407354778630

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The universe they've created for this and Lust for Darkness is actually one of the more interesting takes on Lovecraft I've seen. At first glance you'd think the games are just trying to be explicit for the shock value but the creators really wanted to create their own cohesive universe. Obviously it's all quite silly and I giggle any time I find som bizarre sex toy stuffed in a drawer but beyond that they're actually trying to tell some interesting stories.
I'd recommend anyone who likes gross stuff like Hellraiser and doesn't mind walking simulators to give the two free prologues a go.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170820/Lust_from_Beyond_Prologue/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1401680/Lust_from_Beyond_Scarlet/

Yv'h lauv'abrarc! Yv'h Lusst'ghaa!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
There's also a bunch of other trailers that include some censored horny and such so it's not like they don't have the marketing. This is just a stupid stunt.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Elman posted:

I'm from Spain and Youtube recently started asking for my ID or credit card to verify my age before I can watch mature videos, and there's no loving way I'm doing that.

It's new EU regulations. I get this if I try to buy anything off Steam now. I need to use my bank account login and it's a pain in the arse, but at least it's secure.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
In my case I think it's Valve pissing themselves and just following orders. The EU is the reason there are refunds after all.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Can you manage to jack off and run home before Slenderman finds you?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Stealing this from the truck-sim thread.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

gently caress new lighting, feast your eyes on the new competition!


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1568180/USA_Truck_Simulator/


Featuring a 1% discount bringing it from $1.99 to $1.97. Act fact, this special promotion ends April 1st.



e: Oh my god the "Jay-Walking" tie-in map!


Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The United States posted:

Dude looks exactly like you'd imagine someone funding this game to look, it's uncanny


And yet somehow he seems to be one of the few e-celebrities to not get outed as a scumbag. Even the McElroys are currently in some poo poo for advertising for some scummy loan company.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So there's a homeless simulator on Steam that seems to be doing the rounds. From the trailer it doesn't seem utterly terrible despite the questionable content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaf9wlAB6To
https://store.steampowered.com/app/632300/Hobo_Tough_Life/

E:

quote:

Eventually the game gets easier as you become more skilled and learn perks, for example theres a perk that lets you poo in certain places instead of just public bathrooms, but it requires you to use toilet paper, great in emergencies where poopin in the open is the only option

Lodin fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Apr 15, 2021

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